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STRANGER THINGS

eddie x platonic! experiment! reader masterlist

synopsis: after you (007) and eleven’s escape from hawkins national laboratory, you accidentally get separated along the way, while she is found by, mike, dustin, and lucas, you’re taken in by some teenager named eddie munson. (spoiler: you only trusted him because of his guitar 😐)

part 1 : how they met

the in-betweens masterlist ^ (same series)

age 12. november, 1983 : season 1 : takes place after she leaves the munson trailer,

age 13. october, 1984 : season 2 : she’s in middle school nowww ☺️ (out now!)

age 14. summer, 1985 season 3 : the summer of chaos and new/old friends (out now!)

age 14. summer, 1985 season 3 part 2 : the summer of chaos and new friends (soon)

age 15. spring, 1986 season 4 : ‘86 baby!

headcannons for the sev x eddie ( x steve too atp) universe

how things are / relationships with other characters pt. 1

how things are / relationships with other characters pt. 2

how things are / relationships with other characters pt. 3

sev and dnd headcannons

sev’s odd crushes : sev’s crushes on eddie 🫣, gareth, and patrick are discussed.

sev vs. uncle wayne round 2 : sev and uncle wayne meet again.

fighting words pt.1 :

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“𝐰𝐞’𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐩 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬!”

synopsis : after the events of season 4, (of which, eddie and max are alive, well, and thriving because i say so. 😻) reader decides to sign herself, steve, robin, nancy, and eddie up as summer camp counselors for camp shadow hills, up in a mountainous, wooded area, a few towns over. the kids tag along as campers and all is fun and games until it simply isn’t.

headcannons for wgtscb! reader!

ocs for “we’re going to summer camp bitches!”

chapter 1 : “we’re going to summer camp bitches!”

chapter 2 : convincing the parents

chapter 3 : some fun + getting hopper + packing

chapter 4 : see ya in 2 weeks kiddos! miss you already!

“pack up bitches, we’re going skiing!”

spinoff to “we’re going to summer camp bitches!”

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stranger things x my babysitter’s a vampire! au / lost boys! au

synopsis : when reader comes back from her trip to santa carla, she’s acting off. she’s moody, constantly brushing off the group, hanging around shady looking people, and she looks terrible! (no she doesn’t 😽)

a/n: it’ll be the same reader from “we’re going to summer camp bitches!”

sneak peek for : “never go to santa carla.”

chapter 1 : she’s back !

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stranger things x wandavision!au 🫣

𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲?

synopsis : reader is an individual with powers she doesn’t quite understand. she’s overcome with despair of her and her friends’ failure and her boyfriend eddie’s “death”. so in a fit of rage, her powers go beserk, and she accidentally turns the town of hawkins into a collection of her favorite sitcoms.

prologue : 2 days later

sneak peek of a future chapter : mulitverse?

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stranger things x jennifer’s body!au

𝖑𝖎𝖐𝖊 𝖆 𝖛𝖎𝖗𝖌𝖎𝖓

synopsis: you and eddie go to a small concert being held at the hideout, the main act is being put on by a gothic girl group, who afterword invite you to some kind of after party. you insist that eddie come with you, but the girls refuse. eddie insists that you go ahead and to call him so he’ll pick you up after.

ocs for the band (it’s important 🫤)

chapter 1 : like a virgin (out now!)

chapter 2 : viewer discretion advised (out now!)

chapter 3 : “stupid fucking hollywood satanist bitch!”

misc ;

songs that i associate with eddie

DUNE

𝔬𝔯𝔭𝔥𝔦𝔠 , dune

a feyd-rautha series

"𝔰𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔰 𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔱𝔥 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔡𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔢𝔮𝔲𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔢𝔩𝔩, 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 𝔥𝔞𝔰 𝔞𝔩𝔴𝔞𝔶𝔰 𝔟𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔣 𝔤𝔬𝔡𝔡𝔢𝔰𝔰, 𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔣 𝔥𝔢𝔩𝔩" - 𝔫𝔦𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔞 𝔤𝔦𝔩𝔩

planet lore

family lore / family tree

people allowed to manspread:

joe quinn

that's it

₊˚ʚ ᗢ₊˚✧ ﾟ.

“give it up for eddie munson, a free man at last!” robin yelled, holding her glass up in the air as everyone cheered.

“i was in jail for two days.” eddie said, sipping his beer.

“it was the worst two days of my life.” you pouted, putting your head on his shoulder.

“yeah cause fighting interdimensional monsters is so fun.” steve said, rolling his eyes.

“don’t be such an anti-cupid, steve.” nancy teased.

“yeah,” robin said. “young love is beautiful.”

“hear that, baby?” eddie asked you, pecking you on the cheek. “we’re in love.”

“‘course we are.” you said. “i wasn’t gonna call up my asshole cousin to get harrington out of jail.” 

“woah, woah.” steve protested. “what is it? hate on steve day?” 

“no, that’s february 4th.” robin said.

“that’s your birthday, robin.”

“i’m assuming you won’t get me anything, so i took matters into my own hands.”

“you’re so — ”

the two began arguing as an annoyed nancy got up to escape to the bathroom, leaving you and your boyfriend virtually alone.

“thank you.” eddie said. “i don’t think i would’ve been here if it wasn't for you.”

“don’t thank me, eds.” you said. “i was lying before, i would’ve done it for anyone. including steve.”

“i’m not talking about the lawyer,” he said, turning around to face you completely. “i mean, that was really fuckin’ helpful, and i immensely thank you for that, but i’m just talking about in general. believing me ‘n shit.”

“i’ll always believe you.”

“yeah, you say that, and i’m really flattered, but i’m just saying it would’ve been really easy to not believe me. But you still did, and you got everyone else on board… if you didn’t then i probably would’ve been face down in a ditch, bludgeoned to death by the basketball team or something.”

“i’ll always believe you, eddie.” you repeated, cupping his face in your hands. “even when it’s crazy, or unbelievable, or if everyone else in the world doesn’t – i’ll always be right here.” 

he smiled, his cheeks squishing in your hands. “i think you’re way too good for me.”

“so i’ve heard.” you laughed. “i missed you so much.”

“can’t go two days without me, baby?”

“after all this shit,” you said, “i can’t go two minutes without you.”

“‘m not opposed to that.” he said, releasing his face from your hands and resting his head in your neck. “you can’t get mad at me for blastin’ my music at 2 am when you’re tryna sleep, though.”

you grimaced. “maybe i’ll just sleep at my parent’s house.”

he whined dramatically, the vibrations on your skin giving you goosebumps. “fine, but you’ve gotta listen to somewhere in time with me, ‘kay?”

“i guess they say love’s all about sacrifice...”

“that reminds me.” he said, looking back up in your eyes. “i love you too.”

“was waitin’ for that.” you smiled, pressing your lips against his. what started as a teethy, chaste kiss turned deeper when he slid his tongue in your mouth.

“woah, gross!” robin yelled, pulling the two of you out of your moment.

“thought you were pro-love today, what happened?” you asked.

“that was before i saw eddie’s tongue enter your mouth.” she said, fake gagging. “now i’m disturbed.” 

“that’s a funny way of sayin’ you’ve never been frenched before.” eddie said, laughing at his own joke.

“gross.” robin mumbled. “dudes are gross.” nancy laughed and threw her arms around her, patting her shoulder in reassurance.

“mmhmm,” you said, the cheap beer you were drinking finally hitting your head at you leaned into eddie for another kiss. “let’s show ‘em how it’s done, munson.”

he smiled and kissed you again, dramatically ramming his tongue into your mouth over and over until he could hear steve and robin’s cries for them to stop.

me rn with stranger things 4 :

One Scoop for Two (Eddie Munson x Reader)

Masterlist 

Eddie Munson x Reader (She/Her)

Warnings: none

Synopsis: Eddie keeps walking past Scoops Ahoy but not going in. Once Steve and Robin realise it’s because of Y/N, they help try to set them up

Y/N notes: none

Guys I miss Scoops Ahoy. The whole of Starcourt mall actually. So I wrote this. It’s like a mix of season 3 and 4. Season 3 setting, season 4 Steve and Robin dynamic and Eddie’s there ofc<3

Also I proof read this when I was half asleep so sorry for any mistakes! Enjoy reading:)

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