English Is Not My First Language What Is A Chode?

english is not my first language what is a chode?

don’t worry about it my love

Did I hear concept night 👀 Ok so... just getting engaged to Jin and throwing a huge party to celebrate. The drinks are flowing, people are dancing, everyone's just having a good time... until some random guy comes over starts flirting. Let's just say Mr. Kim would be very angry and horny

alright i’m technically on vacation right now but i figured i’d slip this into the queue since i finally got a chance to write it……i hope you enjoy <3

(nsfw content so i’ll add a cut)

“Excuse me.”

Navigating your way through sweaty bodies and servers balancing trays full of cocktails proved to be harder than you thought it’d be, simply trying to take a load off and have a seat; that is, if you could get to a seat.

Emerging from the dance floor, you finally relaxed back into one of the booths you’d rented for the night, searching the crowd of dancing bodies for your beloved.

It’d already been a few hours of socializing and, honestly, at this point all you wanted was to cuddle up in bed with your new fiancé, Seokjin.

“Having a good time over here?”

Turning your head to the side to see where the foreign voice had come from, you fixated on a guy you’d never seen before standing beside your table, drink in hand as he smiled at you.

“Uh, yeah, I’m having a good time.” You nodded, caught off guard by the man’s sudden approach as you thought you’d be in nobody else’s presence for at least a few minutes.

Figuring he must be an old friend of Seokjin’s, you sat up a bit straighter, returning his kind smile as you looked up at him.

“Well you’re missing all the fun. Jimin’s blackout, you gotta see it.” He chuckled, his words making you exhale a laugh as you shook your head.

“Believe me, I’ve seen that countless times.” You said, reaching over for the flute of alcohol at the end of the table as a man nearly bumped into it in his stupor.

“Oh, let me get that for you.” The man offered, his own hand landing over yours for a moment before you pulled away, letting him steady the glass before sliding it further in the table.

“Thanks.” You said, him nodding in response with a smile as he held his cup up to cheers yours.

“Can I sit? I’ll guard the alcohol.” He added, making you laugh as you gestured for him to take a seat.

You chatted for a bit about only small things really, simply trying to make conversation with one of Seokjin’s old friends. You could definitely see how they got along; they both had the same sense of humor.

“That’s not even good.” You shook your head at another one of his jokes, the man leaning his elbows onto the table to move closer to you.

“You’re trying not to laugh right now, though.” He detected from your features, squinting his eyes at you as you shook your head, denying his claim.

It was then that you heard a call of your name from somewhere to the right of you, glancing over to see Seokjin approaching you with spread arms and a plastered on smile.

One you could see through right away.

“Hi, baby.” He cooed as he landed in the booth, wrapping you up in a hug as he began pressing kisses to your face with obnoxious ‘muah’ noises accompanying each one.

“Hi, Jinnie.” You chuckled, pulling back to study his features.

“Have you had a lot to drink?” You asked of his lovey state, getting only a shrug in response as his eyes followed something behind your back.

Turning your neck, you noticed that the booth was empty besides you two again, the man previously accompanying you now suddenly nowhere to be found.

“Hm, who was that?” Seokjin asked, you furrowing your brows in concern at his question.

“You don’t know him?” You asked, the man shaking his head as his expression mirrored yours.

“Well, I don’t know him either. Why would he come into a reserved spot?” You asked, your fiancé scoffing as he mumbled something under his breath.

“What?” You asked, watching on in confusion as he blew a breath past his lips.

“Probably trying something. I don’t like how close he was to you.” He added, frowning as you raised your eyebrows at his pouty words.

“Seokjin,” you started, “are you jealous of a stranger?” You smiled, the ridiculousness of the situation causing a wider grin to pull at your lips.

“Yah, stop it.” He pushed your hands away when you reached up to pinch at his cheeks, hiding his own smile as you flashed your ring at him.

“Are you really jealous of a stranger?” You asked again, wiggling your fingers to emphasize the diamond he’d given you, the man collecting your hand with a groan as he pulled you into his chest.

“No, I’m not.” He huffed, ending all teasing from you as he crashed his lips to yours, eager and passionate with the way he slipped his tongue into your mouth.

Groping at your thighs, he needily pulled you onto his lap, kicking the table back to make room and making you moan as he rutted his hips up into your core.

“Seokjin, what-”

“Mine. All mine.” He growled, pinching your back to make you gasp so that his tongue could push past your lips.

“S-seokjin, we’re in p-public.” You stuttered out as he thrusted his concealed erection up to your panties beneath your dress, slowly hiking it up your thighs before landing a smack to your butt.

“Hm, guess we should get home, then.”

can you plsss do a namjoon smut were he is y/n's friends brother and he fucks her after confess his love (has a daddy kink) (i'm the same person who ask you the previous request lol)

helloo again <33 thank you so much for requesting! here's your request, enjoy!✨

today was your friend's birthday, as her best friend you decided to help her clean the mess and spend the night at their house. you two cleaned the whole house and watched a movie after that, she fall asleep. but you couldn't. all you were thinking was her big brother, your crush for years. you tried to sleep, you counted sheeps, checked your phone, listened some sleep music but none of these helped. so you went to the balcony of their house.

it was big and it had a beautiful view, you grabbed a blanket and sat on the chair in there. after some time you heard someone coming. and when you turned to see who,you saw a familiar pair of eyes and your heart started to beat faster.

" you couldn't sleep too?" he said with a low voice before sitting the chair next to yours. he was looking so natural, messy hair, comfy clothes which couldn't hide his muscles. you nodded your head and tried to watch the stars instead of him. but he wasn't watching the stars. "you looked so beautiful today __, and now...still so pretty." you were dumbfounded. what did he just say? did you hear it right? beautiful? pretty? was he drunk?

"w-what?" you said. he looked at you and continued "you heard me, you're a beautiful girl...so beautiful." and your cheeks started to turn red. luckily it's midnight you thought.

"thanks, you were so handsome...like all the time." you said with a choked voice. he smiled showing his dimples and said "yeah?" with scratching his head, he looked so damn cute. "look __,i ...have something to tell you, ... i can't keep it to myself anymore." you were getting so excited. "of course...I'm listening." you managed to say.

"i love you..." he said and you felt your heart pounding. "i love you for a long time, i always told myself it's wrong because you may see me as a brother but i can't hold it anymore __." you needed to pinch yourself to prove you're not dreaming.

"no...i mean no i don't see you as a brother...to be honest I've been feeling the same for a very long time." you said looking at his eyes. you saw sparkles in them and that caused butterflies in your stomach.

"there's some drinks left. let's drink and chat?" you were feeling like you're on the clouds, lost in his eyes. "like a date?" you asked back, couldn't help but smiling before he nodded and took your hand.

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it was supposed to be a date right? after drinking some alcohol and playing question games you found yourself on his bed, under him. not sure who made the first move. his lips were busy with your neck and his hands were all over you.

"you have no idea how many times I've imagined this baby." and he started to leave kisses on your body, to your neck, your breasts, your tummy. you were feeling so hot and full of love. you placed your hands on his face and pulled him to a deep kiss. "joon, i need you." you whispered to his lips.

he rubbed his hardness to you and looked at you before replying huskily. "not joon babygirl it's daddy from now." you always dreamt about him dominating you and you couldn't deny hearing him like this was making you drool. "okay daddy" you whispered before leaving wet kisses to his neck.

he removed your panties slowly and you helped him remove his boxers between your kisses. he left kisses to your inner thighs and separated them to get a better view. after that he looked at your face with a slight smirk. "you're practically drooling babygirl. mmh bet you taste so sweet." he lowered his head and licked a bold stripe causing you to whimper. his tongue was all over of you but inside. he kissed and sucked your tiny flesh, played it like a toy. you were slowly losing your control on your moans and started to clench around nothing, wanting him inside so bad. "mmmh baby,i was right best dessert I've ever had." he whispered, looking directly in your eyes. when he sent his tounge inside, exploring your walls with sharp moves you held the bedsheets and moaned loudly. "daddy y-yes nghh" it caused him to speed up his movement, tongue fucking you unsteady. you had your toes curling and felt your high approaching, he noticed too.

"you're soaking me in baby...mmmhh bet you're gonna cum on daddy's tongue a lot..." and he added two fingers, hitting your deeper places. when he pulled them out and pushed it back into you harshly you came moaning sweet nothings. he licked all your juices out, making you throb at the sensation.

when he finished he spoke as he lifted himself on top of you, licking his lips seductively. "now babygirl, its time to ride daddy."

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Papillon

; Taehyung x Reader

; Childhood best friends to lovers/Pregnancy!AU

; Genre: Fluff, light angst

; Word Count: 15k

; Synopsis: Kim Taehyung has been a constant presence in your life for the last 25 years. The bestest friend a girl could ever want; he’s been there for you through all the good times and the bad. What happens though when you find yourself pregnant and abandoned? What happens when your best friend steps up in ways you never imagined?

; A/N: Behold! My first Tae fic…FINALLY. I struggle to write him so…I really…really hope everyone enjoys this!

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Sitting on the floor with your back to the couch, you let out a deep and troubled sigh as your fingers grasp at your hair. A slight tug makes your scalp smart, but you find that it’s a lot better to focus on that pain than the thoughts that are racing through your head right now.

What were you going to do? You’d finally managed to stabilise your life, with no student loans anymore and your job finally on the up. It had taken 6 years to finally get to the position of manager in your marketing team, being the ripe age of 30. Not that there was anything wrong with 30.

And you’d felt that it was all coming together, with a great job, a great family, wonderful friends and a boyfriend that you felt could possibly be the one. You’d only been dating Jin for six months, but you’d felt that the whip smart lawyer could be the one you’d finally tie the knot with.

Finally get your parents off your back about marriage and possibly work on providing them with the grandkids they so desperately wanted.

Leaning your head back against the cushions, you stare up at the white ceiling with a dull gaze as you consider that it’s probably for the best you hadn’t gotten too in depth when planning out your future. Because who would have seen this coming?

The door opening lets you know that your roommate has finally come back from his own place of work, and the rustling of bags tells you that he’s likely brought your favourite takeout from the Chinese down the street.

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three tangerines (m) | myg

title: three tangerines pairing: yoongi x reader rating/genre: m ; smut ; brother’s best friend au, implied age gap au summary: throughout high school, you sometimes caught glimpses of your brother’s older friends: some of them were sweet, some of them were smart. but the one closest to him? that guy was a total f*ckboy from day one. after a foray of horrid relationships spanning years - ending with one that broke up with you for an alarming reason - you needed advice on what the hell you were doing wrong… and this wasn’t a conversation for anyone sweet or smart. (loosely based off one part of “the window” by silvershine) warnings: pov switch (just one), age gap implied, cursing, dirty talk, choking, hair pulling, thigh riding, oral (m/f rec), sl*t/wh*re mentions, spanking, size kink, hand kink, pussy slapping, penetration, protected sex, rough sex, fingering, breast play, slight ass play, daechwita yoongi should be a warning in itself.. i think that’s it? he keeps the chains on so there’s that, too lmao note: this is a super late birthday present for the wonderful @sketchguk​ <3 ily, teresa and i hope you have fun with this one lololol. and thank you endlessly to @taesinferno​ @chateautae​ and @lavienjin for being angel betas! you all mean the world to me and you know i got you if you need anything in return. note 2: ALSO.. thank you all so much for the level of interest bc that taglist was popping. i did not expect that turnout (or to laugh so much at all of your answers and screams LOL) so you gave me incredible motivation to keep writing. i’m also trying something new which you will see if you get to the end. seriously, ty ty!  total word count: 12k drop date: november 16th, 2021, 7:17pm est 20/11/2021 update: also posted on ao3

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When Yoongi told you he would be there if you needed anything, this isn’t what he had in mind.

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—suck it up! (m)

⟶ pairing: jeon jungkook x fem!reader

⟶ genre: vampire!jungkook / college au / friends-to-lovers + fluff / smut

⟶ words: 9,784

⟶ rating: 18+

⟶ summary: being jungkook’s best friend means you’re used to his strange and chaotic ways but lately he’s been acting a little too strange, like thinking he’s turned into a vampire kind of strange.

⟶ warnings: pretty much a crack fic!!!, dumbass new world vampire jungkook who is completely incompetent as a vampire, general dumbass-to-lovers shenanigans, twilight references, sweet love making, dry humping, jungkook comes in his pants, riding, marking, biting, a brief mention of blood (so blood play?), breast play, fondling, possession kink??, oral sex (f receiving), cum eating, clit play, fingering, missionary, multiple orgasms, unprotected sex, creampie

⟶ note: happy halloween!!!👻 to celebrate, here is my fic for the nightmare on tumblr.com collab with the lovelies @underthejoon @bratkook @junghelioseok​ @hobidreams @kpopfanfictrash @suga-kookiemonster !!! pls keep an eye out for their fics when they drop bc it’s going to be fangtastic! this fic was inspired by an old tumblr post i’ve seen but i’ve since lost the link to it! also dedicating this fic to the loml @rockwithwoo​ !! <3

Jungkook’s been acting strange lately.

Then again, Jungkook’s always been strange ━ like the text-you-at-all-hours-of-the day strange, drop by your house unannounced when it’s two in the morning and he’s craving burgers from the diner down the street strange; or send you one of his many unsolicited memes (yes, like quoting dead Vines and dumb Tiktoks and forwarding you horrendous selfies you’ve sent him and snapshots he’s taken of you when you’re least expecting it) from his repertoire at any given moment strange (because he seems to have a meme for every occasion. No, seriously. Like, every occasion).

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