All Im Saying Is That If You Were Chubby Jumin Would Take You To See Famous Renaissance Paintings Like

all I’m saying is that if you were chubby jumin would take you to see famous renaissance paintings like

Courbet’s “the Bathers”

rubens “woman befor a mirror”

and

Tintoretto’s “Susanna and the Elders”

he would tell you that you are more than beautiful, you are a work of art. that scholars the world over dedicate years of study to painting of woman like you.

my itty bitty baby boi jason

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so much YASSSS in one post! jumin is a gentle precious man that deserves all the love. jumin is 100% capable of playing the harsh domineering role when need be (business would have given him plenty of practice) but i truly think that it would be exhausting for him and at the end of it he would want nothing more than to hold you gently with elizabeth curled up and purring nearby.

Jumin canon reminder of the day

Jumin Han is actually an extremely gentle man. If you’re not his employee, his opponent in business, or just purposefully going out of your way to push his buttons hard, he will probably never be harsh to you.

Remember this is the man who takes your phonecalls when he barely knows you and he’s busy trying to relax in the grape farm, the man who answers the phone at 3am because he’s worried it’s an emergency and then only gently chastises you and then struggles to come up with conversation to entertain you instead of just hanging up.

This is the man who offers to hire you professional singers to sing you a lullaby when not on his route if you ask him to, because he can’t sing himself.

This is the man who defends Yoosung over Yoosung’s grudge against V and gently reminds him that everyone grieves differently, despite himself being hurt by Rika.

Jumin Han is just

so gentle and accommodating, particularly to the RFA.

if your headcanon or fic requires him to be harsh, domineering or controlling, consider whether you’re actually writing him in character.

you can not convince me that jumin doesn’t just adore watching you rock out to your favorite music

just imagine rocking out to fall out boy like full on dancing only to spin and see jumin with his goofy love struck smile watching you

your hair is a mess from all the shaking and running your hands through it as you danced your in your lounge wear and breathing a little heavy and he swears you are the most beautiful woman in the world in that moment.

you chuckle and start to finger comb your hair back into place mumbling something about him being silly but he dissagree’s gently pulling your hands from your hair and kissing your knuckles he says “your beautiful because your real, even when your aren’t polished and put together your real and honest and beautiful”

he spends his entire life around polished prim and proper, surrounded by masks and false decency. so he cherishes your honesty, savors the candid way your eye’s light up when you laugh at something he’s said and the frankness of your scowl when someone says something rude or two faced at a business party. he loves you simply because your so genuinely true to yourself.

idk this got really rambly but i guess my main point is jumin would just love catching all those small honest intimate moments where you simply live your life around him.

i’m sorry i lost it at “do you think i’m a f*cking mcdonald’s?... b*tch open the window!”

This could be us But you’re not replying to my messages…

okay first. love it it’s honestly very good and you should’ve proud.

second now all i can imagine is them baseball style pitching their hearts at us when we say something nice to them and us just being beamed in the face with a softball of affection.

For #mystictober2020, favourite characters holding their hearts. I'll redo digitally in November!