A Appil Changes Everything... (i Wanted To Do A Challenge I Saw On Twitter)

a appil changes everything... (i wanted to do a challenge i saw on twitter)

all my supposed comrades in freak enjoying are romancing gale or shadowheart and being like "haha wow yeah u WOULD like the emporer" and betraying me so completely

Inspired by that one octopus that got laughed at by scientists

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I was always befuddled how such a mindflayer can be so hard to trust while ultimately having simultaneous goals as the team. Then I finally saw their stats in the other timeline.

It all makes sense now.

I am forever bemused by this this lower-than-the-average-squid-charisma disaster of a mindflayer.

I can only surmise that when the Emperor said Stelmane was the face of their business-partnership, it was not only meant literally but charismatically as well. Squid buddy's got the brains, none of the suave. If Emps tried rebuilding the Knights of the Shield without another business buddy, it might've been a tad difficult if morals were concerned huah.

He is such a baby girl

So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!