Concerning Hobbits? Yeah I Guess They Are Pretty Concerning

concerning hobbits? yeah i guess they are pretty concerning

MOON IN A FUDDLE WENT TO HUDDLE BY THE GRIDDLE

*clears throat* *inhales deeply*

THERE’S AN INN OF OLD RENOWN…

God I dreamed there was an angel who could hear me through the wall

As I cried out, like, in Latin, “This is so not life at all”

Help me out, out of this nightmare. Let one speak who saw it all

Who laid hands on this good man here? What’s the substance of this brawl?

JAVERT COULD YOU BELIEVE IT. I WAS CROSSING FROM THE PARK

i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive

“the ‘i love you’ song” from the 25th annual putnam county spelling bee but when olive says “i wish you were home” to her mother she isn’t saying “i wish you were literally at home with my father and i more often” but instead “i wish the thought of you brought me the same comfort that someone is supposed to feel when they hear the word ‘home,’ but the concept of home is so foreign to me that the only thing i have left is my empty ideal version of you.”

peregrin took ahhh lyrics ↓