Psa. If Were Mutuals, Were Automatically Friends. U Dont Need To Say Things Like Sorry To Bother Orsorry

psa. if we’re mutuals, we’re automatically friends. u don’t need to say things like “sorry to bother” or “sorry im annoying” bc ur not. ur my friend. u can come to me for anything. u need help? im here. wanna chat? hmu. just wanna gush abt your muse? go for it. we’re friends. ily.

simon with a lop-eared bunny!girl. long, black, fluffy ears that droop in unity with your grumpy face. you’re skittish around strangers, often chomping (harmlessly, most of the time) down on john when he reached out to lightly pet and tug on on your ears or johnny when he creeps up to take a picture of you napping and wakes you from your slumber

you much prefer dressing in darker tones to match your “aura” as kyle calls it. simon is very much on board with this, always buying you leather studded collars encrusted with bunny skulls. short pleated skirts and big thrifted hoodies with second hand doc martens to boost your height against your brute of an owner

you much prefer napping in simon’s lap during the day before burrowing under his duvet once the sun sets. your head resting on top of his thigh whilst his hand lazily rests on your ears, thumbing over the soft fur until you both fall asleep. he often finds you awake at the crack of dawn, munching down on some granola and fruit before watching the sunrise with a book in your lap

you enjoy winding up your owner, often getting a perk of energy right when he needs you to settle down. he wants to call you his good girl but if he’s being honest, you enjoy pushing his buttons more often than not. he’s not afraid to bend you over his knee and whack that sour look off your face until you’re a sulking, and sniffling mess. that’s when he cuddles you in his big bed before bundling you up with one of his hoodies, a nintendo switch and some headphones whilst he goes about his errands

please send me requests about this i’m going feral

i’ve been thinking about it, why’d he propose on 9/11 😭

boyf at the gym, he’s bringing smoothies back. i’m so winning

Some of my Miguel O'hara thoughts...

I'm 1000% sure, Miguel O'hara loves his women hyper feminine, petite and chubby! A woman's thick thighs and big breasts are certainly some of Miguel's favorite features, without a shadow of a doubt.

He gets off on the contrast between his muscular, big shape and his girlfriend's soft tummy, big cheeks and adorable love handles.

O'hara is the type of lover to admire his girlfriend/wife get ready for a date night with him. Putting on her outfit and doing her makeup, he can't wait to get home from the date just to rip that dress off his girlfriend's body and smudge her mascara from making his amor moan his name over and over again.

When his girlfriend shows up in some of these outfits, it makes Miguel crazy (he wants to wife her up IMMEDIATELY):

Miguel worships his girlfriend's body like a religious man worships an entity...adoring every single inch of her being and preaching words of admiration and love, "Say it with me! I'm the most beautiful woman in the world, my body is a temple, mi amor, you are breathtakingly mesmerizing"; "Say that you adore every part of your body, every inch, every curve, just like I do...I'm begging on my knees to hear your sweet voice chanting those exact words, like you mean it, cariño"...Miguel's girlfriend would bring him to his KNEES just to be able to see her beauty as much as he does.

O'hara is soft hearted but when teased by his lover, he can't control himself...desperate to leave you cock drunk and see you squirm underneath him is a sight from heaven for Miguel...he just can't help himself...