Dirty Fake Snaps [Suga]

Dirty Fake Snaps [Suga]

A/N: So this was the first time I did dirty/smut fake snaps. Please don't hate me if it's that bad😅. And I don't think that they are like too dirty/smut.

Unpopular opinion: kim namjoon is a king

totally agree 👌

BTS REACTION to their S/O wanting them to sit on their "lap"

WARNINGS: STRONG LANGUAGE! Lap doesn't mean lap here! And it's not only for male readers.

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BTS REACTION to their S/O saying "sit on my dick". (Only as a JOKE)

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A/N: There's nothing sexual here! It's only a joke. And I got this idea when I was in church today. Yeah, I'm ugly sinner.😂

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Jin

"-what?"

SUGA

"Why am I dating you?"

J Hope

*jumps into your lap and probably breaks your legs (or dick)*

RM

*pretends he doesn't know you."

Jimin

"Nah, I have too much ass for it."

V

"Why are you like this?"

Jungkook

*sits and starts playing his games*

YANDERE!BTS REACTION to you not wanting a relationship (with anybody)

Author's note: This is my first Yandere!BTS reaction. Hope you like it! And I'm sorry for short Jin. And at first please read my post about what type of yandere they would be. You will find it on my blog! Thank you.

English is not my first language!

Jin

He would be little bit sad after he heard you talking to your bestfriend about not wanting relationship. But that's all. Jin would try to wait for you. Everyday getting closer and closer with you. And make you fall for him. If this wouldn't work.....well then he had a plan B. And the plan B is not very nice.

"You will love me Y/N. I will make you fall for me. If not ,well that won't happen. Let's hope."

SUGA

You ,Yoongi and other people were in a livingroom playing truth or dare. You were sitting on the sofa with your girl friends and Yoongi sat on the other side of the livingroom. He never liked people. Especially your friends. You always talked to THEM. Not HIM. Your attention was always on them. You didn't even noticed him. Your soulmate. The person who loved you with his whole heart. The person who would kill for you.

"Okay Y/N it's your turn. Truth or dare?" Your guy friend said.

"Hmm truth." Your friend gave you the "really?" look. You always picked truth. You were too scared of picking dare.

"Okay....hmmm...what should I ask you... Ah! I have it! Do you have crush on somebody or do you want a relationship right now?" This question received full attention from Yoongi.

"No. I don't have a crush on anybody and I don't want a relationship.NEXT!"

"Hmmm so you don't want a relationship. And you don't love me back. Hah we will see about that..."

J Hope

Hoseok was in his bedroom watching the screen of his computer. On the screen were you. After he secretly put cameras in your apartment he couldn't stop watching you. Right now you were on your phone talking to one of your friends.

"Y/N you should start to date again. I'm tired of hearing how lonly you are and you don't have anyone to cuddle with." Your phone call was on volume ,so Hobi could hear your conversation perfectly. His heart started beating faster and a smile croocked on his face.

"Ah Y/F/N I told you that I don't want a relationship. I don't want to end up hurt again." His smile immediately dropped. So many questions were running through his mind.

"Why don't you want to date? Don't you love him back? Don't you even like him? Who hurt you?!"

RM

It was saturday evening. You and your best friend Namjoon were in the park watching sunset. You knew each other since kindergarten. He knows everything about you and you about him (hah you think).

"Y/N?" You looked at Namjoon ,but he still kept his eyes on the susnet before the two of you.

"Your friend. Andy. He likes you. Do you like him?" Namjoon said calmly but on the inside he was the complete opposite of calm.

"Oh. He does? Well ,I don't like him. I don't have a crush on anybody and relationship is the last thing I'm thinking about right now." You laughed. Namjoon quietly chuckled. But only because he didn't want you to suspect anything. Anything means his feelings for you. His love for you.

"So you don't like that jerk. Good. That means I don't have to waste any bulltes. And you don't want a realtionship Y/N? Hah. I will make you fall for me darling."

Jimin

Jimin was at his friend's house. His friend was having a party. Jimin only went there because you were there. When he saw you his heart started beating faster. You looked so beautiful! He wanted to run up to you and hug you ,kiss you ,cuddle you! But he couldn't. And it hurt him. He was about to enter the kitchen when he heard your voice and other female voices. He stood there a listened what you were saying.

"- that Jimin is cute Y/N ,you should go out with him!"

"Yeah he is." You simply said. Jimin heart started beating even more. A big smile formed on his face.

"But I don't want a relationship Y/F/N and you know that." Jimin heard your and other girls steps. He quickly got out of the house. Few tears were rolling down his cheeks.

"Y/N you said that I am cute. So why don't you love me? Why don't you wanna date? Do you like someone else? Don't you see how much I love you?"

V

Tae and you were at your place watching some new anime. Tae was the only person you know who LOVES anime. None od your friends do. So when you met Tae and found out about his love for anime you almost jumped on him from joy.

There was a cute couple in the anime you and Tae were watching. They were just so cute together. You and Tae almost melted from how cute they were.

"Y/N? Do you want a relationship like they have?" Tae said with his eyes still on the TV.

"Hmm ,I don't know. I don't really want a relationship right now." You answered and grabt the bowl of popcorn that was on the table infront of you.

"Oh."

"I know that you want that kind of relationship. You just don't know that yet. But don't worry my love. I will make that happen. And nothing and noone can stop me."

Jungkook

Jungkook was stalking you like every day. Now you were in some coffee shop with your friend. Jungkook sat two tables away from you. He didn't want you to notice him. Well. He wanted you to notce him ,but not now and not likw this. You don't know him yet ,but he knows everything about you. Where you live. What's your favorite colour. What's your favorite food. At what hour you go to sleep. Everything.

"Y/N I have a new friend. His name is Min-jun. You two would be cute together." Your friend's words caught Jungkook's attention. He wanted to know more.

"Y/F/N ,how many times I have to tell you that if I want to date someone I will ,but I DON'T want to date. Anybody."You shouted at your friend and sipped from your now cold coffee.

"I can't hide anymore. I need to tell how I feel about you Y/N. After that we will be happy in relationship and your stupid friend will stop forcing you to date her friends. But at first. I need to take care of that Min-jun. Just to make sure ,he won't be in our way."

BTS REACTION to you showering with a hot water

You and your boyfriend are showering together (nothing sexual) and the water is too cold for you ,so you turn the handle to the other side. Few seconds after the hot water starts running. This is your boyfriend's reaction.

Jin

*the water is running down on his face and Jin screams*

"AGH! MY FACE! MY WORLDWIDE HANDSOME FACE!"

Suga

*leaves the shower immediately*

J Hope

"Agh! Y/N! You want to cook me?!"

RM

"Ah ,I now know why you are always so red after taking shower." He says ,starts laughing and slips on a wet floor.

Jimin

He loves it! You two would be there until your skin is tomato red and burnt. You and Jimin would be just two little cute red tomatos.

V

"NO NO NO! Turn it back!"

Jungkook

*enjoys it with you*

Yandere!BTS Moodboards and Types

Hi! I'm planing to do Yandere!BTS reactions and I didn't know how to start. So I decided to start at first with moodboards and what type of yandere they would be. Hope you like it!😊

Warning: If you don't like yandere and toxic relationships don't read this! And english is NOT my first language ,so I'm sorry if I write something wrong.

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Jin

Type: Medical Yandere

He has a full access to medicines and deadly chemicals. He would probably be little overprotective of you. Always take care of you. And if he can't ,because you can take care of yourself. He will make you be not able to do things by yourself. How? He would make you sick. Adding something to your food or drink ,when you weren't looking. And voilà ,food poisioning!

"Ah is my baby sick again? Let me take care of you!"

Suga

Type: Possessive Yandere

He would make you his. If you like it or not. Kidnap you? Lock you in his basement? YES. He would if you don't like/love him back. And if you want to leave him ,then good luck with that. He found his soulmate (you). You think he would let you go ,just like that? After all that years of being alone? And if he can't have you...nobody can. He would even be able to kill you ,and then himself. So you can be together forever.

"Y/N ,I'm your soulmate and you are mine. We love each other! And we will be together forever. I will make sure of that."

J Hope

Type: Overprotective Yandere

Hobi would be VERY overprotective of you. But he wouldn't be clingy. He just wants to make sure that his loved one is safe. Would he be paranoid? The answer is YES. Because of that he would secretly put cameras in your house and small microphones on your clothes whenever you would go out.

"Who is that? Who is she talking to? I don't know that voice. Wait ,is that a guy?! Is she cheating on me......"

RM

Type: Manipulative ,gun Yandere

He would manipulate you. Control you. Give you ideas that you would think are yours. Not his. You would stop hanging out with your friends. Talk to your family. Using your phone. Going out. Transport your money to his bank account. Because the only thing you need is him ,right? And if someone is looking at you for more then a second he would kill them. Most of the time with a gun.

"Think about it again Y/N. Do you really think that it's a good idea to go out? With THEM? I don't think so ,but it's your decision."

Jimin

Type: Clingy ,sad Yandere

He would be very clingy. Always wanting hugs ,kisses ,cuddles.... If he wasn't with you or see you a whole day ,he would be sad and cry a lot. Sometimes angry. But most of the time sad. Very sad. He wouldn't want to kill someone(at first). But he would hurt himself. Drugs. Self harm. But when he would get really angry ,he has no problem of killing someone. Just to get your attention.

"Y/NNNN cuddle me!"

"Don't you ever leave me ,Y/N. I will kill myself if you did."

V

Type: Otaku Yandere

Taehyung would get most of his ideas from other yanderes from different animes. He would see the real world as an anime. And you were perfect to him. That perfect he would tottaly lose his mind. There is no way that this is the real world. The real cruel world. Right?

"Taehyung stop! This is THE real world! This is NOT an anime!"

"No Y/N. You are too perfect to be in this world!

Jungkook

Type: Stalker ,Intelligent Yandere

He would stalk you for days ,weeks and months. He would know everything about you. And when I mean everything I mean E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G. He would probably kidnap you if you don't love him back. Your kidnap would be perfect. He would plan it from the day he first saw you.

"Ah ,you don't love me back? No don't worry. It's okay. Because I know you will fall for me."