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WHY I BELIEVE TEAM BLUE IS SOMEWHAT JUSTIFIED IN WINNING!! (THIS IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I'M YELLING THIS INTO YOUR EARDRUMS)

From a S+ person who was on a semi-comp team for some time with not that much experience low rankers. (There was only one other S+ player)

So, since some people say something along the lines of "Team Blue shouldn't have won! The legends are much better!" While that is true and they shouldn't have won that much, especially if you compare it to Ash Ketchum from the Pokémon anime who has lost. It does make sense to me at least a bit to as why they have had quite the winning streak.

When I was on a team with some less experienced players, a mediocre B+ player, C ranker, an A+ who had his switch broken for a while, and a B- player.

Once we played one of the trizooka challenges, and like any high ranked coroika antagonist, I got upset (anger issues 🫣) due to us losing quite a lot. But, my teammates, on the other hand, kept mainly cool despite the losses.

If you know anything about proper top players, they have to keep calm and focused throughout the game in order to keep pushing to redeem the match.

The reason why I'm bringing this up is because all the coroika antagonists get cracks in their gameplay at any slight disadvantage, whether it being distraction, their leader being splatted/caught up, or team fights (not inbetween them and Team Blue, just them by themselves.)

So they get stressed out, and then Team Blue uses this to gain control and win the game.

Every one of the antagonist teams does have have their clear weak points,

Team Yellow-green (S1): Taking down Rider, their main source of orders, and using communication with your own team

Team Orange: Do something unexpected. - This will probably be easier to do if you're a C- through C+ player, since in a video of Squid School (?) in Splat2 where he climbs through the ranks, starting at C-, he finds that all the C players are mainly focused on the objective and not splatting others instead of the A+ to X rank norm of picking battles off the side and then going to the objective.

Team Pink: Split them up.

Team Cyan: Avoid the subs and catch them off guard

Team Purple: Take down Skull or stay behind cover to avoid his shots and pick off his teammates

Team Emperor: Stress them out.

X-Blood: Split them up.

Also, there's this funny thing I've heard about where this freshman was assigned to make an AI for poker, and they literally made the code to tell it just to go all in. And they won first place, since every other AI just folded since it's not expected for their opponent to just go all in.

Anyways, don't hate Team Blue that much, at most dislike them. Thank you for coming to my stupid SplatTalk!

And yes, if you're wondering, after, I DID go through an arc from serious S+ ranker to silly little guy!

hey guys

I have had an Aloha (ask)blog for a while now! it's @p4rtyp1nkwavs so go check that out if you're interested!

Trying to prove a point

REBLOG IF YOU THINK AROACE / aro/ ace PEOPLE ARE A VALID PART OF THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY , LIKE IF YOU DON’T

"thank you, Team Orange." we all say in unison

Anyway blame these 4 for orange text hours