Just Finished My 2023 Fic Count, Total Words 20.8M (conservatively) With A Total Of 741 Fics

just finished my 2023 fic count, total words 20.8M (conservatively) with a total of 741 fics

in 2022 I read ~26M words, in 999 fics

my spreadsheet includes: author, title, fandom, crossover, rating /10

new additions include: main ship and primary tag

I just ranted at my kinda gf for 2 hours about hofas

she made the mistake of asking me what it was about

I made a 45 slide PowerPoint with all the background and necessary lore and talked about like 15? books with the express purpose of talking about a single book

she's the best

✨when your aunt threatens to sue when you tell her to fuck off ✨

fics on ao3 should tag whether they're first person so i can filter those out

or maybe they do and i just don't read the fucking tags

who knows

people say im "smart" and "have common sense"

and sometimes im fooled into thinking it too

but then i do something and the realization that i drink *exclusively* dumb bitch juice hits me like a truck

the latest? for like three (3) years i would wear my favorite earrings, but i couldn't wear them for long because my lobe would feel really warm and swollen. i thought it was because those earrings were what made me start wearing earrings again and maybe my ears weren't used to it, or maybe they were just a little too tight

it wasn't until i was bitching about it to my coworker about it when she was like,,, babe you're allergic to the metal

opening a post on AO3 only to see that it's written in the first person elicits a visceral reaction in me