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by OlePatrick

Highmoon TF: ONE concept art, Cybertron

I have been sleeping on a white-haired cyborg twink soldier for so long… how can I forgive myself

Themb

I'm learning to weld and I think the autoandro community is sleeping on the joys of being a welder. Surrounded by other gross men, working together, faceless in the mask and stocky in ppe—

Also the inherent beauty of welding? Sparks like stars and molten metal. Sometimes it feels like my welding torch is as close to holding the hand of god

that shit RULES... i am a massive fan of face coverings in general and welder's masks look insanely good . i know its probably not safe to weld with no shirt on but ill bet you get extremely sweaty an d. well

who would you rather meet in hell: the devil himself or two bugs

IN THE FLESH

I sing to the void

honey, i'm home~

Songs of the 'mech hangar.

(Not sung so often because people need to focus, but when there is boring work that needs doing it is nice to have something to keep the pace to. Also heard when the work is done and the drinks are going around.)

I Have Repaired This 'Mech but now it must Go Off to Battle Once More (it will probably need repairs again when it gets back)

There Was This One Terrible, Awful Custom-Built 'Mech

Let Me Tell You about the Dumb Pilot who was Too Cool to Listen To System Warnings (they blew up)

Sure the Dumb Pilots get a Lot Of Credit but We the Technicians Deserve Some As Well

When I Fix a 'Mech I Think of my Darling

There Was This One Amazing, Gorgeous 'Mech (variants: And I got to Work On It, So There; or, And I Did Not Get To Work On It).

The time I had to hose a squashed infantryman off a 'mech's foot

A Dumb Pilot told me to Make all these Stupid Modifications to a Perfectly Good 'Mech

I Know How to Fix a 'Mech Better Than You Do

When I Hold my Darling I Think of 'Mechs

There Is Grease Just All Over My Everything (variant: And Nothing Would Make Me Prouder)

A 'Mech Is, when you think about it, A Kind of Fair Lady

A Dumb Pilot Dragged this Perfectly Good 'Mech through Every Swamp/Desert/Jungle/Volcano on the Planet

I Hate Working on 'Mechs So So Much (but I get money for it)

Newfangled Advanced 'Mechs Are Dumb And I Hate Them

(Death/a Saint/the Devil/a Buddha/an Angel/etc.) Came Into the Hangar and Needed Their 'Mech Fixed

A 'Mech Is, when you think about it, A Kind of Coffin (and Brother I am the Town Undertaker)

A List of All the Bits in a 'Mech (But with a Catchy Tune)

A Dumb Pilot got this Perfectly Good 'Mech all Shot Up and Overheated and The Cockpit Glass is Broken Too

Never Let those Dumb Pilots Anywhere Near a 'Mech

Reblog and put in the tags how you would die if your URL predicted your death

Day 28, tea time.

working on this more, finished product will end up on the store

read murderbot in a fevered haze so i could take a break from my irl obligations. here have these.