Lmao I Was Complaining To My Mom How All My Kitchen Knives Are Dull And Should Be Sharpened And My Mom
Lmao I was complaining to my mom how all my kitchen knives are dull and should be sharpened and my mom said: "there's an old saying that if you have good lover, all the knives are sharp in the household as well". I have no idea why tho. She did not elaborate either.
And I started thinking about đşjk sharpening knives bc someone told him that. Dunno why but if feels like something he would do.
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âWho are we murdering?â such obscure question coming out in your usual cheerful intonation caught jeonggukâs attention.
Eyes locking with yours as you stood by the door, bag over your shoulder since you had just arrived home from work and had decided to check up on the noise coming from the kitchen, he felt his cheeks turn a strong pink at how you had caught him red handed â kitchen counter filled with all of the knives you owned, which had been carefully placed one next to another by him.
âWould you actually help me commit murder?â he answered with another question, earning a throaty laugh from you.
âI mean, I am your self-proclaimed ride or die, soâŚâ you shrugged.
Rolling his eyes while the corners of his mouth curved up in a smile as you entered the room and placed your bag on the table, he put down the knife he bad been sharpening, so he could grab your hand instead and pull you closer.
âThatâs good to know,â he joked, lips lightly pressing on yours. âToo bad Iâm not a sociopathâ.
âDammit,â you joked as well, acting disappointed as ever. âThat wouldâve been hot as hellâ.
âShut up, you dorkâ his fingers softly pinched your sides, receiving another laugh from you.
âWell, if you are no supervillain, then what are you sharpening so many knives for?â
Jeongguk shrugged, in that one particular way of his you had learned a while ago that meant he did indeed know, yet didnât want to share his answer out loud.
âBunnyâŚâ you pushed it.
âThey were dull as hellâ he simply answered.
âI know,â you agreed. âWhich is what I told you like a week ago and you brushed it off saying they were just fineâ.
âWell, I changed my mindâ.
âMay I know why?â
He sighed, defeatedly resting his forehead on your shoulder. âYouâre so nosyâ.
âThat I amâ you chuckled, wrapping your arms around his waist. âNow tell meâ.
Knowing well enough you were not letting it go no matter how hard he tried, he decided to just get it done with.
âI was just talking to Hobi hyung earlier today when I got home and was making something to eat, and complained to him about the dull kniâdonât you make that faceâ he warned you as soon as a triumphant smirk showed on your lips over the fact that you had been right all along. âAnd then he said something about a saying that goes like, how all the knives are sharp in your house if you have a good lover or something like thatâ.
âDoes that make me a bad lover?â you raised one of your eyebrows.
âNo!â he was quick to deny, causing you to throw your head back as you laughed at his cute panicked face. âNo, not at all. But, you knowâŚâ
âI donâtâ your hands gently cupped his face when you realised he was not planning on speaking any further.
Jeongguk bit his lip as he tried to find the right words. âI just⌠I mean, in case you knew about that saying, because thatâs kinda your thing, and you did point out how dull they were the other day⌠I wanted to⌠I donât know, have them sharpened, just in caseâ.
âJust in case I had pointed it out as a way of saying youâre not a good boyfriend?â you wondered.
Once again, he shrugged. âOr in a way to just, I donât know⌠show you I can be a better oneâ.
This time, you couldnât help but giggle â not in amusement, but in pure awe over how wholesome he was instead.
Tightening your hold on his face, you pressed two chaste kisses to his lips before your arms were wrapping around his neck and pulling him into a hug you were not planning to let go of anytime soon.
âGod, Jeongguk. How do you do it to reassure your place as the most precious person in my life with every little thing that leaves your mouth?â
Feeling his shaky breath against your neck, you knew you had managed to make him flustered as hell. The way his arms wrapped ever so tightly against your waist, however, let you know he appreciated your words nevertheless.
âI truly didnât know about that saying at allâ you admitted once you had finally pulled away, eyes intently scanning the knives on the counter. âBut I am definitely sharpening them more often now instead of just complaining to youâ.
He chuckled lightly. âYou already are the best girlfriend I could have, petal. You donât need to sharpen them to prove you areâ.
âSays the best boyfriend I could ever ask for, who still went and sharpened them just because of that random sayingâ you pointed out, loving the way his cheeks were once more turning pink. âYou havenât got a say on this, bun. I am sharpening themâ.
âOn the bright side, cooking will be easierâ he nodded to himself.
âAnd weâll feel better about ourselvesâ you laughed, being instantly followed by him. âDo you think there is a saying about being a good lover if you cook your girlfriendâs favourite dish after she arrives home from a long day at work?â
Knowing exactly what you were doing, he rolled his eyes. âI think thatâs more of a fact than a sayingâ.
âAnd arenât you the best boyfriend in the whole world?â you batted your eyelashes, coyly leaning in just enough for him to give in and close the space between your lips.
âJajangmyeon for dinner it isâ.
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BTS / Mafia AU - Your first kiss after an arranged marriage
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Jin

It felt like this night was going on forever. You hated public gatherings but this was far worse than anything you could have imagined. You said hi to at least fifty people in the last ten minutes alone.
The only thing that made this night a little less exhausting was the fact that Jin wasnât leaving your side. He had his hand on your waist and politely guided you around, expertly avoiding people he didnât like so neither of you would have to say hi to them.
âIâm probably having the worst night of my life,â you admitted, sipping your third glass of champagne and still feeling as sober as ever.
âCome on, am I really that bad?â Jin asked with a half-smile.
âItâs not you,â you said. âItâs the people. Theyâre all so boring. And this ball, in general. Whatâs the point of it? If itâs to bore me to death, then it succeeded.â
Jin laughed at this. âI might know a solution to your problem.â
âOh?â you looked at him, suddenly very interested. âAt this point, Iâm up for anything.â
âLetâs go, then,â Jin said with a mischievous glint in his eyes.
He pulled you to the back of the venue, next to the kitchens, where he opened one of the cupboards the janitors used and revealed his very own secret stash of alcohol. Gasping in excitement, you grabbed the first bottle you saw.
âIf I get too drunk to walk, do you promise youâll help me get home?â you asked before opening the bottle.
Jin laughed. âAlways.â
You nodded, opening the bottle and taking a swig without bothering about glasses.
âOkay, easy, now,â Jin warned, after noticing that you havenât stopped drinking and there was now less than half of the liquid left in the bottle.
You finally pulled the bottle away, wiped your mouth with the back of your hand, and smiled at him.
âNow this ball seems much better,â you told him with glittering eyes while Jin grabbed the bottle from your hands and finished it off.
Less than fifteen minutes later, the two of you were so drunk that you couldnât see straight and all of a sudden, everything seemed ten times as hilarious. You were both surprised to learn that both of you were very cuddly when drunk.
You walked down the venue hand-in-hand, or stopped in the middle of the room to cuddle, making people stop and stare with smiles on their faces.
âYoung love,â people from older generations muttered as they watched the two of you laugh at the way Jinâs bow tie spun when he moved it.
Soon, however, you raised your eyes from Jinâs bow tie to meet his eyes, and slowly your laughter died down. Jin stopped moving too, once your eyes met.
It felt like a special moment passed between you two. Everything was no longer funny. Instead of that, both of you felt the indescribable urge to feel each otherâs lips.
You raised your hand, clumsily brushing it along his cheek and touching his lips. Jin whimpered at your touch and grabbed your wrist, stopping you.
Another moment passed.
And then finally, Jin leaned in, connecting your lips and sparking an energy so strong that it felt as if the lights of the venue had gone out for a moment. As you felt his lips on yours, you felt such a grandiose feeling; it was as if this was everything youâve waited for in life. The culmination of the movie. The highest peak of your story.
Jin pulled away momentarily, taking your face into his hands.
âTake a deep breath,â he said to you, breathlessly. âBecause Iâm going to kiss you again, but this time, Iâm not pulling away.â
Suga

It was your first proper date after the wedding and the two of you looked like you were two teenagers out on a first date.
Yoongi had shyly asked if he could hold your hand and you blushed before agreeing. You had never imagined that a man as dangerous as him could also be so soft and caring. But he kept on surprising you. Like, when you sat down for some ice cream and he carefully brushed the ice cream from the side of your mouth, forcing your heart to race. Or how he moved you to a side when a careless boy on a bike drove through a puddle and almost splashed you.
Then, once the date was nearing the end and the two of you were almost home, Yoongi stopped suddenly.
âYou know what I just realized?â he asked.
âWhat?â
âThat Iâm going to miss a crucial part of a date,â he said. âI canât walk you home. Because we live together.â
You laughed at this. âIs it really that crucial?â
âOf course! Thatâs when the kiss happens!â
A smile spread across your face at this, causing Yoongi to smile back at you.
âWell, you can walk me to my bedroomâŚâ you suggested. âAnd if things go right, I might invite you in for some coffeeâŚâ
âCoffee, huh?â Yoongiâs smile was now from ear to ear. âI love drinking coffee in bedrooms.â
You laughed at this and both of you continued to walk until you reached your house. Then, with glittering eyes, the two of you headed up the stairs and stopped just outside of your bedroom.
âI feel a lot of pressure right now,â Yoongi admitted, laughing a little.
You smiled. âYou donât have toââ
âI want to,â he interrupted you with a reassuring nod. âBelieve me. I really want to.â
You had nothing to reply and suddenly the only sound in the hallway was the loud beating of both of your hearts. Somehow, they managed to find a rhythm.
Yoongi leaned into you and finally touched your lips with his own, and the two of you moved in perfect synchronization with the beat of your hearts. Neither one of you needed air anymore. You were breathing each other.
Yoongi pulled away a moment later. âWas that right?â
You smiled, remember the conversation you had earlier. Slowly, you turned the handle of your bedroom door, allowing him to enter.
âIt was more than right,â you said, waiting until he stepped inside. âI want you to do that again.â
You closed the door and watched Yoongi turn around to face you. âI can do so much more than that.â
J-Hope

Hoseok was acting weird. He seemed distant and unhappy. You tried to give him some space, thinking that maybe he was just stressed and anxious about a job he had to do. But two weeks later, he still walked around the house with a sullen expression. Finally, you couldnât take it anymore.
âHoseok,â you said, as the two of you sat at the dinner table next to each other. âYouâve been poking your food for the past fifteen minutes. Whatâs wrong?â
Hoseok raised his head and looked at you with a spaced-out expression. âNothingâs wrong.â
âNo, something is definitely wrong,â you disagreed. âYouâve been weird. I thought youâd get better but you just seem to be getting worse. Seriously, whatâs wrong? Is there anything I can do to help?â
Hoseok put the cutlery down and sighed. âI donât think this is working.â
Your stomach dropped.
âWhat is?â you asked slowly. âAre you talking about us?â
Hoseok nodded.
âI donât know why youâre even with me,â he said dryly. âMy family doesnât even make that much money in comparison to others. And Iâm just not good enough for you. You could do so much better.â
Your eyes widened as you listened to this. âWhat the hell are you talking about? Where is this coming from?â
He shrugged his shoulders. âItâs what Iâve come to realize. I donât want to trap you here like weâre living in some modern-life Beauty and the Beast. You can leave if youââ
Groaning, you got up from your seat, grabbed your face in his hands and placed a kiss on his mouth, effectively shutting him up. When you pulled away a second later, Hoseok looked like heâs been shaken to the core.
âIâm sorry I just did that,â you said. âBut Iâm also not sorry at all. I donât know why youâre suddenly saying any of those things, but I donât want to leave. Why would I? Youâre everything I could want and more.â
Hoseok just blinked as if he had completely lost the ability to speak.
âYou donât want to leave?â he asked quietly a few minutes later.
âOf course not!â you said, almost angry now. âWhy would I ever want to leave? Iâm not stupid, I know very well Iâd never find anyone as caring, as humble, and as beautiful as you.â
Hoseok swallowed. âAre you just saying that to make me feel better?â
âIâm not,â you said. âIâm saying that to make you see that everything you said before was complete nonsense andââ
âCan you kiss me again?â
âIâyes. Yes, I can.â
And you did. Many times. Over and over. And you would have kissed him as many times as he wanted if only that helped him see that he was the one for you. Even though you didnât choose to marry him, you wouldnât have traded what you had with him for anything.
RM

You and Namjoon were cuddling on the couch in the living room, watching a third action movie in a row. If the first two kept you at the edge of your seat, this last one was basically putting both of you to sleep. The action and drama were still there, but you two were simply too tired to experience any adrenaline.
With hazy eyes, you raised your head from Namjoonâs chest to check if he was awake, and were surprised to find him already staring at you.
âHi,â you said lamely and saw him smile at this.
âHey,â he replied. âAre you tired?â
âYeah,â you nodded. âBut I donât want to move.â
âDonât,â Namjoon said, wrapping his arms around your waist under the blanket that covered you both. âLetâs stay like this.â
âBut arenât you tired?â
âI am,â he said, shrugging his shoulders. âBut Iâm also comfortable here. Like this.â
You smiled in content, raising your head again to place a quick thank-you kiss on his cheek, only Namjoon turned his head. You gasped in shock when your lips came in contact with his, but you were too tired to jump away from him.
You pulled away a few centimeters to look at him and saw his shocked face.
âIâm sorry, I wanted toââ you started.
âCan I?â Namjoon cut you off. âKiss you, I mean. On the lips. Please?â
Swallowing, you nodded, and after a few quick â but torturous â moments, his lips touched yours again. Neither one of you pulled away now, as he held your lips between his in a kiss that none of you realized youâve been waiting for.
Your hands wrapped around his neck as the movie playing in the background seemed to go silent, and the only important sound in the room was the sound of your hearts beating against each other in your chests, and the sound of your lips brushing against each other in heated kisses. And this created a melody so beautiful that both of you wanted to listen to it for the rest of your lives.
Jimin

All through the concert that Jimin sneaked you into, you couldnât believe that it was truly happening. You were seeing your favorite band perform live only because your husband dared to risk his reputation and his safety by dragging you out of the house, despite his familyâs protests.
You knew very well the two of you were going to get into a lot of trouble. You could be kicked out of the house. Out of the family, even.
But as you listened to your favorite song play and watched the reflection of the stage lights in the eyes of the light-haired boy next to you, you didnât care about anything that was going to happen after tonight.
âDonât look at me like that,â Jimin told you all of a sudden.
You hadnât even realized youâve been looking at him all of this time. âWhy not?â
âBecause this look in  your eyes makes me want to kiss you.â
Overwhelmed by the wide range of emotions youâve been experiencing, you exhaled slowly, and told him, âDo it,â in a challenging tone.
Jimin wasted no time, pulling you closer to him, and capturing your lips between his before you could change your mind. But you werenât going to. You were just scared of not getting enough of him, because the feeling of his soft lips moving against yours and his hands roaming up and down your sides, was addicting.
When Jimin pulled away, you saw need in his eyes, and you were sure he saw the same thing in yours.
âKiss me again,â you whispered.
And he did.
He kept kissing you through every song, and even the songs that you didnât like very much became your favorite ones when his lips were on yours.
Once the concert was over, and you asked Jimin what his favorite part of the show was, he turned to look at you, and with no hesitation whatsoever, replied, âYou.â
V

Taehyung had already told you that he didnât want to date anyone else. And yet, despite knowing that he took his marriage seriously, you still felt insecure.
âI donât understand why you donât want to go to the ball with me,â Taehyung said, already standing in a suit, on his way out of the door. âIt would be really rude of us if I showed up alone since we were both invited.â
âTell them Iâm sick or something,â you said, shrugging your shoulders.
âNo, but tell me the reason why you donât want to go,â Taehyung continued to push you. âIs it because of me? Do you not want to appear in public with me or something?â
You looked down. âNo. Itâs rather the opposite.â
âWhat?â Taehyung frowned in confusion. âWhat do you mean? You think I donât want to go out with you?â
You didnât answer that but you didnât have to. He understood.
âY/n, please tell me the reason why you refuse to go to this ball with me isnât because you think youâre not worthy of me or something,â he said. âBecause if it is, then itâs the most stupid reason ever.â
âItâs not stupid,â you told him, finally daring to look up at him again. âLook, if you werenât stuck being married to me, you could have anyone you want. So, frankly, I just donât understand why are you even wasting your time with me.â
âFirst of all, Iâm not wasting my time. Second of all, Iâm not stuck. I could get out of this marriage if I wanted to. But I donât.â
âRight. You say that now but your opinion might change,â you said. âMaybe you just donât realize that youâre out of my league and that under normal circumstances, Iâd never have a chance with you. Youâd never want me andââ
Your words got stuck in your throat when you felt his lips on yours. Â Not pulling away to give you a chance to calm your heart down, Taehyung kissed you harder, trying to show you how wrong you were.
When he finally pulled away, he gave you a small smile. âSorry. I just didnât know how else to shut you up.â
âT-thatâs okay,â you stuttered.
âIâve wanted to do that for a long time, you know,â he said then. âAnd I canât believe I only dared to finally kiss you when you thought I would never.â
âIâmââ you started but were cut off again.
âIf you tell me you donât believe me when I tell you that I want you, Iâm going to have to kiss you again,â he warned. âAnd I might not pull away this time.â
âB-but the ballâŚâ
âFuck the ball,â Taehyung said. âI want you to know how much I want you.â
Jungkook

Jungkook kept walking around the house with his head down, seemingly deep in thought. Even when he was talking to you. Actually, especially when he was talking to you. He wouldnât even raise his eyes to meet yours.
âHey, whatâs the problem?â you asked him one night when the two of you were hanging out in his bedroom, watching movies. âLast time you looked at me was two centuries ago.â
Jungkook turned his head but didnât raise his eyes. âWhat do you mean?â
âI mean look at me,â you said.
âI am,â he replied, but his eyes were on your waist.
âLook me in the eyes,â you said with a groan.
Jungkook bit his lip and slowly allowed his gaze to climb up your body and stop on your eyes.
âOkay, good,â you nodded encouragingly, all while keeping eye contact with him, afraid that if you blinked, heâd look away again. âNow tell me whatâs the problem.â
âThereâs no problem,â Jungkook insisted but his eyes left yours again.
Sighing, you removed your hands from under the blanket and raised them to cup his face and turn him to look at you. You watched his cheeks turn rosy under your hands at this unexpected action.
âYou know what your behavior kind of reminds me of?â you asked him, suddenly smiling.
Jungkook shook his head, not answering.
âLittle boys in elementary school. Like, when they have a crush on someone and theyâre so scared of that someone finding out. They just steal glances and then completely ignore their crush if a conversation arises.â
Jungkook swallowed slowly. âAre you calling me a little boy?â
âWell, youâre acting like one,â you shrugged your shoulders, letting his face go.
All of a sudden, just as you were removing your hands from his face, Jungkook grabbed your wrists, pushing you backward â so you were forced to lie down on your back â and towering above you.
âIâm not a little boy,â he said, his rosy cheeks now replaced with dilated pupils and an expression so focused, you felt shivers run down your body.
Not sure if youâll find your voice, you leaned up closer to him. âProve it.â
Within seconds of these words leaving your mouth, Jungkook roughly placed his lips on yours, forcing you to lie back down on the bed. As you kissed him back, already feeling the lack of air in your lungs, you knew that this wouldnât end with just kissing. Jungkook was going to prove it to you and he was going to prove it good.
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â Words: 20k
â Genres: Fluff, Crack (somewhat), Food Truck!AU
â Summary: Life is relatively peaceful and productive as a CEO of your own business. Youâre thriving. But when Jeon Jungkook sets up shop right next to you â itâs the fucking showdown of the century. HOT DOGS VERSUS CORN DOGS.
â Warnings: Saltiness, cussing, implied smut. Itâs pretty tame.
â Notes: Whelp, weâre moving back to me writing stupid shit now.

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Cream & Sugar 01 (M) | JJK

SUMMARY:Â Stepping into this coffee shop was either the best or the worst idea of your life. You know that barista, you know heâs great in bed. You also know heâs the biggest asshole youâve ever met.
RATING: Explicit fam. 21+Â
PAIRINGS:Â Jungkook/Reader, Yoongi/Reader (innocently i guess), & also just in this chapter, a Jin/Reader/Yoongi dream threesome.
GENRE: Smut, Humor, Escort AU, Barista AU, Enemies to Lovers, Asshole!Jungkook (a la Talk. but different AU entirely.)
WARNINGS: Lots of cum talk, SO MUCH FUCKING CUM, degradation, double penetration, dirty jokes everywhere, thatâs about it.Â
WORD COUNT: 4230
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đ - smut
âłď¸ - angst
đ - fluff
đą - horror
âď¸ - completed

Series
đ đâłď¸ đą âď¸ - Sweeter Than Sweet - âYou never would have expected someone like Park Jimin to notice you. As handsome and beguiling as he is deadly, youâre enthralled from the very moment you meet. Addicted to his kiss and his bite, Jimin opens up your eyes to a whole new world of love, lust and seduction.â - Vampire!AU, OT7 x Reader
Chapter Navigation
One-shotsÂ
đ -Â Here we come a-carolling - âThe one where BTS turn up to sing carols on your doorstepâ
OT7 Reactions - Masterlist

One-shotsÂ
đđ -Â Pink Panther - âThe one where your boss, Kim Seokjin, tries to show you how beautiful you areâ - Hybrid!AU
Drabbles
đ - âBe QuietâÂ
Appreciations (images)
Suited up

Series
đâłď¸ - Pretend - âYou know what they say: the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else, right?â - Idol!AU
Chapter Navigation
One-shots
âłď¸ đą đ - Wraith - âA month or so of laser focus; thatâs how long it should take to get it done.  No distractions, no procrastination⌠Short-term suffering for long-term success.  All work and no play never hurt anyone, right?â - The Shining!AU
đđ - Ps. I woof you - âThe one with a happy accident of the furry, four-legged kind - âAre you calling my dog a slut?!ââÂ
âłď¸ - Just once - âThe one where Yoongiâs girlfriend takes an overdoseâ
đ - Your favourite game - âThe one where Min Yoongi and Jeon Jungkook compete to see who can make you cum the fastestâ Â
Drabbles
đ - Drunken drabbles - one / twoÂ
đ - âBe QuietâÂ
Appreciations (images)
Suited up

One-Shots
đđ - Orectic - âThe one where youâre a hybrid in heat, and Hobi helps you outâ - Hybrid!AU
đ đ -Â Of Chivalry and Seduction - âThe one where a visiting Knight, Hoseok, seduces youâ - Medieval!AU
Drabbles
đ -Â Drunken drabbles - oneÂ
đ - âBe QuietâÂ
Imagines
đ đ - one
Appreciations (images)
Suited up

Series
đ âď¸ - Nine Months - âYour due date has come and gone.  Namjoonâs excited and youâre uncomfortable, but youâre both equally as impatient to meet your little girl.â - Domestic!AU
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One-shots
đ đ -Â Beneath the Boughs -Â Â âFor almost as long as you can remember, the tree stood opposite your apartment has been a part of your life. Countless memories have been made under the shade of its supple branches, but when its existence comes under threat, you soon discover that your favourite tree is more special to you than you ever couldâve known.â - Dryad!AU
đ -Â Muse - âThe one where you and Namjoon stay after hoursâ - Idol!AU
Drabbles
đ - Drunken drabbles - one / twoÂ
đ đ -Â âBe Quietâ
Imagines
đ - one
Appreciations (images)
Suited up
In Uniform

One-shots
đ -Â Happy Birthday ChimChim - âThe one where Jiminâs wish comes trueâ
đ đ -Â Turn it Up - âThe one where Jimin takes care of you - and you take care of himâ
Drabbles
đ - Drunken drabbles - one
Appreciations (images)
Suited up

Series
đ đ âď¸Â - See You - âTaehyung notices you at a concert, and canât help but want to see you again.â - Idol!AU
Chapter Navigation
Drabbles
đ - Drunken drabbles - one
Appreciations (images)
Suited up

One-shots
đ đ - Gravity Check - âThe one where Jungkook is your oh-so-handsome climbing instructorâÂ
đ đ - 2! 3! - âThe one at the end of Jungkookâs Wembley Vliveâ - Idol!AU
đ - Â Your favourite game - âThe one where Min Yoongi and Jeon Jungkook compete to see who can make you cum the fastestâ Â
đ - Concealed Weapon - âThe one where your husband, Jeon Jungkook, turns out to be not quite who you thought he wasâÂ
đ đ - By Its Cover - âThe one where Jungkook makes a very bad first impressionâ
Drabbles
đ - Drunken drabbles - one
Imagines
đ - one
Appreciations (images)
Suited up
In Uniform
A HUGE, HUGE THANK YOU TO @readyplayerhobiâ and @park-moominâ FOR CREATING THESE SUPER CUTE BANNERS FOR ME ^^Â