Justcallmeschmoopy - My Hyperfixiation

Gryffindor: You’re an arrogant prick.

Slytherin: What you don’t understand is that I act like I don’t care. And deep down- like deep deep down- I still don’t care.

😂😂😂

Hufflepuff: *tips over their cauldron*

Hufflepuff: Fiddlesticks that really ruffles my feathers

Slytherin: Please, just say FUCK

Snape Headcanon:

Yes. He can dance the tango.

for the last time,

a JINX is a benign dark magic, used to inconvenience or discomfort the victim

a HEX is used to wish bad luck or ill intentions on the victim

a CURSE is designed to cause direct harm to the victim

i will NOT be saying this again

The Dueling Club. Professor Snape vs Professor Lockhart