Ok Can We Agree That The WORST Feeling Is When Youre Just Sitting Around Consciously Procrastinating

ok can we agree that the WORST feeling is when you’re just sitting around consciously procrastinating and you’re just overly aware that each second that passes is more time wasted and you like watch hours pass and you’re STILL procrastinating and you CANT STOP and your panicked brain is trapped inside a body that refuses to be productive and inside you’re screaming but outwardly you’re just eating chips 

how to become an unstoppable axe person in D&D 5e

Want to throw 9 handaxes in a single turn??? Do you want to be feared??? Here’s how.

Step 1: Pick the Fighter Class okay I know it sounds basic but trUST ME on this one Step 2: Screw those Background items!! Screw those Class items!! You don’t need ‘em!! You have dice! And according to PHB Chapter 5 page 143 table 1 “Starting Wealth by Class” *ahem* that’s 5d4 x 10 GP worth of starting equipment. So what do you buy with C: Axes. Hand. Axes. (Okay so assuming the maximum GP (200), get some Leather or Hide armor (10 GP) because… I mean you probably want that and then spend the rest on handaxes.) That’s 38 Handaxes “But Luna!” you might ask, astounded by the multitude of crude axes I have hanging around my belt, “How do you carry all of those!” (they weigh 2 pounds each and your carrying capacity is str score times 15 so like it’s almost impossible not to be able to) STEP 4: Throw??? Them??? Just throw them. Recover them after the battle. Also, since they have the Light property, you can use two-handed fighting to throw two per turn! “Okay what about that fighter thi–”Okay here’s the deal Take the two-weapon fighting style so those Bonus Action axes get that sweet, sweet STR mod. If you want, you can become a Champion, get a second fighting style, pick Archery, and now you have accurate handaxes.

Now the real money here is “how many handaxes can I throw per turn?” Keeping in mind the Fighter’s Extra Attacks and Action Surge (Note: An action surge gives an extra action, and Extra Attacks are each time you take the Attack action, so keep that in mind), I’ve made this neat little visual.

1st level: 2 axes 1st level (Action Surge use): 3 axes 5th level: 3 axes 5th level (Action Surge use): 5 axes 11th level: 4 axes 11th level (Action Surge use): 7 axes 20th level: 5 axes 20th level (Action Surge use): 9 axes 

You are now a human(oid) machine gun of handaxes. … One last thing: Take the Sharpshooter perk. Gets rid of disadvantage at long range, meaning you can throw 9 axes from 60 feet away. Remember: With great power comes great responsibility. And at least 38 handaxes. Godspeed.

Gallery Nucleus presents ’Through Dangers Untold’, a ‘Labyrinth’ 30th anniversary tribute exhibition revisiting characters and scenes from the film, with over 35 original art pieces paying tribute to Jim Henson’s final film and in memory of David Bowie. Exhibiting artists include: Allie Strom, Andrew Kolb, Anissa Espinosa, Annie Stegg, Ashley Mackenzie, Babs Tarr, Bill Robinson, Brendan Merien, Carrie Liao, Clio Chiang, Corinne Reid, Cory Godbey, Cuddly Rigor Mortis, Elsa Chang, Eva Vilhelmiina, Felt Mistress, Heather Franzen, Helen Chen, Jackie Huang, Jackie Huang, Jen Bartel, Juliaon Roels, Justin Gerard, JAW Cooper, Leonardo Santamaria, Manddy Wyckens, Marguerite Sauvage, Natalie Hall, Nicole Gustafsson, Oliver Akuin, Pauline Merlaut, Rich Pellegrino, Rovina Cai, Tara Nicole Whitaker, Tiffany Le, Trung Nguyen, Vanesa R Del Rey, Yewon Park and Yohan Sacré. Opening reception is Saturday September 17 from 7-10pm at Gallery Nucleus, 210 East Main St, Alhambra CA 91801 and the show will be on display until October 2.

I honestly believe the whole “adults require less sleep” thing is honest to god probably a myth created by capitalism

i should make a low-effort cookbook

like you get those ‘i hate to cook! 101: easy meals for the kitchen novice!’ and it still wants you to make a three-cheese spinach casserole

mine would be like

did you know you can put chocolate chips on a spoonful of peanut butter and obtain the perfect snack

did you know if you crack some eggs into your pasta sauce and stir there’s more protein in it so you can go longer without having to make another goddamn meal

did you know you can mix a cup of cooked rice to any condensed soup instead of water and now you have dinner and breakfast

also put cheese on it

put cheese on fucking everything

and finally here’s a list of things you can microwave in a short enough time that you won’t walk out of the kitchen, go back to bed, fall asleep for four hours, and totally forget you attempted a lunch

Everyone look at this cutie