I Feel Like Queen Of Hearts And Uma Would Vibe WAY More Than They Did. Let Me Present The Evidence:

I feel like Queen of Hearts and Uma would vibe WAY more than they did. Let me present the evidence:

The portrait of herself QoH has on her castle

The entire What's My Name

They should snap teeth at eachother few minutes before realising neither has any interest in the other's realm and then proceed to chat (plot and complain) over tea.

Harry definitely walked into the chip shoppe one day and Uma just stared at him for a good minute wondering, "when did this mf get hot?" And that was the day she realized she was fucked, cuz he only got prettier.

Uma and her Extended Family Headcanons

When Uma arrives in Auradon as apart of Ben’s revised proclaimation, she inevitably runs into her uncle, King Triton, and the rest of his family.

Uma meets Melody in school, and initially she torments her with casual mentions of her Aunt Morgana, But Uma eventually realizes that she has nothing personal against her and lets it got. Besides, Melody is pretty feisty for an AK. Uma respects that.

Ariel is nice to her because she of all people knows how much of a pain Ursula is, and she feels bad for any child who has to endure that. Uma doesn’t want her pity, but she also finds comfort in knowing someone else gets her mother is a literal nightmare.

Eric is like the laid back father-figure she never had, but she teases him like he’s her much much older brother.

If Eric is the laid-back father figure, King Triton is the overbearing, overprotective father figure. He was like that with Ariel because he loved her so much, but he’s like that with Uma because he doesn’t trust her entirely. He believes very strongly in Ursula’s influence, so he makes sure Uma doesn’t do anything without him knowing.

Gods forbid Triton ever caught Harry in Uma’s room. Poor lad would get a trident to the chest, and Uma would be grounded for life.

They’ve never been caught. What, who said that?

Word gets around about Uma, and eventually all of Mount Olympus hears about this granddaughter of Poseidon that just came over from the Isle.

Zeus loves family, even his devilish brother Hades, so the second he hears about Uma, he plans a huge family reunion to welcome her into the family of Greek Gods and Goddesses (Hadie too, but this HC isn’t about Hadie)

Uma is initially overwhelmed by how happy and jolly everyone is (everyone cheers when a dish shatters, people wrestle over the last pita and laugh when they lose, etc), but she eventually grows to love the energy and rowdiness of it. It reminds her of her pirate crew, but less sludge.

Sword practice with Ares.

Uma getting hit on by the very, very distant relatives (I mean Zeus married his sister so what the hell). She shoots every one of them down.

Poseidon is the nosey, inappropriate grandpa who wears Hawaiian shirts all the time.

He’s the God of the Sea, so he’s a very ‘go with the flow’ kind of guy. Sure, two of his daughters turned out to be villainous scum, but hey, this here young Sea Witch hasn’t done anything super bad. Besides, all of the Greek Gods and Goddesses have some kind of blemish on their record (they’re all notorious cheaters, first of all)

Poseidon loves Harry

He meets him when Uma introduces her whole crew to the Gods and Goddesses, and they hit it off right away. They’re deep in conversation about fishing, sailing, navigating, and other aspects of the sea, and Poseidon just thinks he’s a perfect young man.

So he naturally shouts out loud “Someone marry this kid into my bloodline!”

Uma choked on an olive

And shattered a plate

Everyone shouted “OPA!”

For some reason think Harry told the crew during ‘its going down” to start chanting Uma’s name

Imagine descendants characters in jumanji let that settle in and think about it

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