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obsessed with romance male lead who is suna rintarou coded (aka have his characteristic) Its making me insane.

Bilbo and his imagination

I just started rereading Lord of the Rings and it never really dawned on me how much time goes by before this story of the Ring starts.

The first chapter happens with Bilbo and Frodo's birthday 60 years after Bilbo returned to the Shire. That alone is a long time; Sam's father was a boy when Bilbo came back and now he's retiring from gardening because of his age.

Then the next chapter says Frodo is 50. That's 17 years after Bilbo's huge party. Frodo is close with Pippin and Merry, who are still young for hobbits. I think in Return of the King, Pippin says he's not 33 yet. So, they would have been in their teens during the time of Bilbo's party.

I realized this is very obvious but for whatever reason, rereading all this really made me realize how much time the Baggins have the Ring. No wonder Frodo and Bilbo are a fascination for the hobbits across generations to the point of becoming bedtime stories, they've been around that long.

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just mispelled mental illness the worst anyones ever done it .

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NO THORIN

NO NO NO

THE EAGLES ARE HERE SIRE

tTHE EAGLESBARE HERE WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIEEEE

BILBO. UR BOYFRIEND IS CRYING THORIN WHYYYYY

shut up i’m busy having a fake relationship with a fictional character right now

Hello, hope this message finds you well! I would like to request (if the idea interests you of course) the fellowship responding to the reader asking “would you still love me if I was a worm/toad?”

What an inspired idea, anon haha! This one was fun to think about; hopefully it’s just as much fun to read! Enjoy ♡

･ﾟ✧ Aragorn.

Even though you asked him out of nowhere, Aragorn considers your questions rather seriously. Sitting by a fire with you, it takes him a while to answer: “Why wouldn’t I?” It should’ve been obvious to you that a ranger – and one as kind and gentle-hearted as him! – would naturally see beauty in every creature, no matter its general reputation. To him, it’s not a question.

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･ﾟ✧ Boromir.

Boromir would shoot you a confused smile when you asked him your question. “What? Why would you turn into a worm…?” You’d blush and explain it to him, which would make him laugh in relief. “Why worry about such nonsense?” – “What, me turning into a worm?” – “No, silly! Me not loving you!” he’d say and pull you close for a kiss ♡ (He’d probably still worry about the sudden question because he cares for you that much haha!)

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･ﾟ✧ Frodo.

When you ask Frodo your question, it catches him off-guard. He’d look up from his book and ask you to repeat, even though he was already listening carefully. But the question has him double-checking! Your adorable explanation makes him laugh. He’d take your hands and say, “The things you think about! If you ever manage to turn yourself into a worm, you must turn me as well, so that we may live happy lives in our worm-house underground.”

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･ﾟ✧ Gandalf.

Gandalf smokes his pipe when you ask him your question and smacks his lips as he contemplates the scenario. “A curious proposition…” For a moment, the furrow of his bushy eyebrows makes it look like he was about to scold you for your nonsense, but then he’d shoot you a playful smirk and assure you that yes, if you were to turn into a worm, he would still love you all the same.

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･ﾟ✧ Gimli.

You ask Gimli your question at a late-night banquet, making him pause and laugh. “I do not know if a worm would want to live in stone though! Wouldn’t you leave for grassier, muddier grounds? What would a worm want with a Dwarf?” Just like that, he has turned your question around! The ensuing nonsense conversation makes it certain: The two of you are inseparable ♡

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･ﾟ✧ Legolas.

Legolas is a very playful Elf and enjoys the games and riddles you two tend to play, so your question would not come entirely out of the blue for him. He would tilt his head and pout, pretending to consider it gravely. “A worm? A creature so foul and tiny and all too disagreeable?” – his face splits into a grin – “Why yes, of course!” Additionally, he’d incorporate “little worm” into his endless list of pet names for you.

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･ﾟ✧ Merry.

Your question to Merry would probably come up during one of your philosophical conversations. But instead of stopping Merry dead in his tracks, he’d simply answer, “Yes, next question.” To him, it genuinely is not up for debate if changing your appearance would impact his feelings for you. When you dig deeper, he’d probably say something like, “I’d have to get used to it, but that’s it” and grin at you.

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･ﾟ✧ Pippin.

Let’s be honest: The question would probably come from Pippin in the first place. Maybe he had watched a worm or a toad travelling through a meadow nearby, or even overheard other Hobbits asking their partner about the dreaded scenario. He keeps wondering if he’d still be lovable as a worm but leaves no doubt should that fate befall you: This Hobbit loves you to the moon and back!

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･ﾟ✧ Sam.

No contest: Sam Gamgee wins this one by a mile. When you ask him, no matter how unsurely, he’d cross his arms with a thoughtful sigh and start his answer by explaining how important worms are in the circle of nature to keep the ground and gardens alive. “And that’s just that, y’know? I don’t have to find ‘em beautiful, but I’d simply be lost without them. And if it was you, oh, y’know, there’d be no question about it. I’d tinker with a bit of wood to make you an indoor garden, so you have some dirt to crawl in even when we’re inside the house. Something I can carry around. And somethin’ to eat. Unless you don’t want to. I’d bring you the good dirt from Farmer Maggot, and some apples, too. Your favourite flowers must be there too, so that’s – hm? What’re smilin’ at me like that for? You asked the question…”

Does that mean Alastor looses his cool when Lucifer tries to kiss him ? In the hellborn!luci Au? How does he feel about Charlie?

(Hehe I love all these questions!!)

Well Alastor struck a deal with Lucifer in exchange for his help. He provides financial support for Charlie on the condition that Lucifer “entertain” him. Growing up in Lust and hearing all sorts of rumors about Alastor, Lucifer assumed it would be THAT kind of entertainment… and the first time Alastor ordered Luci to entertain him, Luci sat on his lap and Alastor… combusted 😂 shenanigans ensue~

Jokes aside, Luci will always respect Alastor’s boundaries though! Once he realizes that Alastor is a virgin who can’t cope with his sexiness, he backs off. This makes Alastor angry though ‘cuz it’s a blow to his pride to be “coddled.”

As for Charlie, his feelings about her are more or less neutral, mostly because she takes after Luci so much. If she had looked more like Lilith it probably would have been a problem. She’s inquisitive and kind and mostly unafraid of him, which he finds both annoying and refreshing LOL 😂

i'm like jack torrance from the shining. you leave me in an ominous deserted place with just a typewriter in sight. later you're horrified to discover all i've typed are pages upon pages of just "you fool, hurry up and go" and "don't lose to yourself" over and over again

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Bilbo⭐️

forever bitter that bones didn’t animate my favorite bungou stray dogs panel of all time

rip shin soukoku you deserved ufotable or mappa or something, because bones HATES you

The dwarves after eating at Bilbo’s house: See how we didn’t break the dishes and put them away? Very mindful, very demure.

Bilbo: I-

Looks like Charlie wasn't available to babysit the siblings. Worry not! we have another very responsible adult, I'm sure they'll be fine 😊

"Shall I tell you who killed me?"

"You're supposed to be dead, Thorin. Go away."

Im sorry but yall can't tell me bilbo and thorin weren't more then friends... when thorin was sick bc of the gold, he went crazy. He blamed everyone for the disappearance of the arkenstone BUT bilbo. And when he was the most selfish, his thoughts were to protect bilbo (when he gave him the chain mail). THEY ARE GAY UR HONOR!!!

Also i do know that tolkien probably didnt write them that way but idc, it's fiction I decide.

so, um. thorin's smile. the way the smallest hint of genuine smile lights up his face and turns this so stoic, intimidating dwarf into the most gentle and happy creature in the middle earth.

bilbo is very much aware of it, because he is the one thorin is so often smiling at.

it always confused why everyone would arrive at bilbo’s house separately if they all traveled to the shire together but then i realized. that trick gandalf pulls on beorn. where he has everyone come in slowly instead of all at once. its the same thing hes doing to bilbo.

now the question remains: is this gandalf’s go-to plan when trying to make someone okay with having 13 dwarves in their house, or does he view bilbo and beorn as both uniquely unhinged individuals who need to be handled like a wild animal that could bite at any minute? i need to Know