The Vibes.

The vibes.

Cause from the day inumaki met him he does not play about this boy.

What sport do you guys think Mihawk (and by extension Shanks, Zoro and many other a swordsman) would be the best in, in a modern au.

Zoro, Mihawk and Shanks all have such different swordfighting styles with Kendo being more Zoro's realm and with his Sabor Fencing is more Shanks.

Watching dungeon meshi and I know that they are in a tight spot and have to do what they gotta do but also this dude Laios looks like he just been looking for a reason to chow down on some monsters. You don't whip out a whole well loved guide if you haven't dreamed for just for a chance 😭

Little more work, hair definition, and now he has wine, because Mihawk should always have wine.

Words not working. Brain fried.

I may never emotionally recover from this project

Noteworthy headcanon: Mihawk put an immediate end to his brief (and beautiful) long-hair phase the very first time it put him at a disadvantage in a duel.

With Shanks.

Who, while a bit drunk at a disadvantage himself, grabbed said hair, and yanked as hard as possible, and gave the goofiest grin that he ever grinned, and made some unnecessary comment about how pretty he was with long hair.

Shanks lost the duel and sustained a mild concussion via a particularly hard kick to the head as a result, and Mihawk subsequently chopped off his hair while grumbling in annoyance about the dipshit redhead.

I need someone that believes in magic to get ahold of Batman again. He is an overly serious man that runs around in an admitted bat suit fighting a gimmick rouge gallery. And he is doing it because he sincerely believes in a better tomorrow and somewhere along the way we have lost the plot. Batman wasn’t created to punish the guilty that is actually completely antithetical to his beliefs he is not the fucking punisher.

Batman just like wonder woman and Superman primarily wants to save people! sure he doesn’t do it in a sunny way but that is still what drives him. Hell he even goes a step further and actually builds a case he’s not just waiting for criminals to commit the crime he is shutting down smuggling and trafficking rings foiling plots he is a detective! For Christs sake it’s what made him so unique and fun as a superhero.

Also His desire to save people is literally what compels him to adopt Dick, Jason, Stephanie. Cass because he wanted to give these kids a chance, to save them in ways 8year old him wasn’t. Someone who just wants to punish the guilty wouldn’t do that, And now they have turned him into a borderline physically and emotionally abusive absentee parent all in the name of making him an edge lord. Where is the heart! Where is the fucking heart in it all! Where are the kids and the bright colors and the zaniness. Let Batman and Gotham be FANTASTICAL! I’m tired of the greys and the browns.

I’m tired of “grounding a story” meaning sucking all the joy and color out if it. Also superhero stories don’t need to be grounded in your fucking abysmal reality they are literally superheroes they exist outside of reality, let them!

A story does not have to be joyless to have depth and it does not have to be nihilist to be compelling.

I am sick and I am tired of it. 😔

I’m just very obsessed with the idea that mihawk is useless in a weapon less fight like he cannot throw a punch or get out of a pin to save his life like one he can’t kick he’s done out for the count, and this is why Shanks ends most of their duels this way. Because he’s a filthy cheater and Mihawk is even worse off because it’s Shanks pining him and he has eaten a lot of dirt.

Shanks decides to teach him the art of fighting dirty cause he’s nice that way but also let’s just say that Shanks likes being in a pin a little too much