ARLONG IS A BITCHHHHHH!!!!!!

ARLONG IS A BITCHHHHHH!!!!!!

For Chierei ♥ and the Four Seasons of KakaIru Gift Exchange.

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pairing: kakashi x fem!reader

word count: 917

summary: it’s kakashi’s birthday. as if you ever need a reason to celebrate him.

warnings: none. just some cotton candy fluff

a/n: happy birthday, kakashi! you should always been celebrated, especially on you’re special day. and happy birthday to my oldest kiddo. he’s eight now, making me old and shit

Laughter echoes through the warmth of your home. It bounces joyfully off the walls that contain knick knacks and adoring photos built from your life spent together. It erupts from a little boy that looks so much like his father. You’re doing your best to shush him. Having a squealing three year old is not proper etiquette for a surprise party. But if you know your husband, and you do, he knows it’s happening regardless. He also knows how much work you’ve put in and will still act surprised. Because it brings you joy.

Even if it is his birthday.

“Here, let me take him,” Naruto says from next to you.

You don’t get a chance to respond before the blond has taken your child. It makes your heart warm, seeing them together. You’ve loved Naruto since he was a little boy, and to see him doting on your son, his godson, you almost want to cry.

“Stay close,” a reminder, but one that’s not needed.

It’s Gai who’s out with Kakashi tonight, of course it is. Who else other than his best friend. Your husband is notoriously late for everything. Nearly missing the birth of his own child. So you’re praying to whoever will listen that Gai will get him here on time.

Your home is crowded. People from work, past students, friends. Others who’ve even traveled from other villages for the occasion. Kakashi is loved. He is so, so loved. Sometimes you can’t help but wonder if he knows that.

Sakura stands near the window, checking the sky. Fingers locked together, picking at the skin, tearing at her cuticles. You make your way through the small crowd and stand next to her, taking one of her hands and smoothing it out between your own.

“When did you last hear from him?”

She sighs. “Two months ago.”

You can’t help but hum. “Worrying about him even though you know he’s more than capable of taking care of himself. It’s funny how love works, isn’t it?”

“Did you ever feel that way about Kakashi Sensei?”

“I still do.”

You smile at her, gently patting her hand. There’s a series of shushes, both Gai and Kakashi coming up the road, their chakra bleeding into your home. It wraps around you like a blanket, a welcoming comfort you never knew you needed until you had it. Rushing over, Naruto hands over your son, a giant sunshine grin taking up his face.

“You think he’ll be surprised?” He whispers rather loudly.

You snort. “Something like that.”

There’s a loud cough from outside the door, telling you all to shut up. You can’t help your eye roll. Gai, ever so subtle. The keys jiggle in the knob before the door is slowly opened.

“SURPRISE!!”

Gai’s standing on the side of your husband, holding him in a damn near chokehold. Kakashi takes in the crowd of people, lingering on Naruto before landing on you and your son.

“Daddy!”

And with that, Kakashi is ripping himself away from his friend to duck down and snatch his son up in his grasp. Your lips tug upwards as you watch him listen intently to everything his son has got to say. Little chubby hands moving in all directions, Kakashi’s head nodding along. You straighten up when his gaze snaps to you over the toddler’s head, an eyebrow raised. You’ve no idea what your son could have said. Slowly he moves over to you. One arm holding the small boy and the other wrapping around you, pulling you in as closely as he can.

“Happy birthday,” you whisper.

He only hums before resting his forehead on yours.

“Kakashi Sensei!” Naruto practically yells. “Great party, huh! Are you surprised?”

“Naruto,” Sakura scolds before smiling at the both of you. “Happy birthday, Kakashi Sensei.”

“I—”

“Just let them love you.”

His eyes flash to yours.

“Just let everyone here, just for tonight, love you. Let them show you how much they appreciate you and need you in their life. Please, Kashi.”

He sighs before nodding. Leaning down he lets your son go to run wild. The both of you watching as he heads straight back for Naruto. You don’t miss Kakashi’s smile.

“You’re all terrible secret keepers, by the way. I don’t know how half of you are shinobi.”

“I figured you’d indulge your wife.”

He steps closer, mouth to your ear. “Until my dying breath.”

You huff. “Don’t tease, it’s mean.”

“How long will this party last?”

Your hand balls up the shirt under his vest. “Until you throw Gai or Naruto out, I’d say.”

Kakashi deflates at that. But like he said, he’d indulge you. You move behind him like a shadow as he talks amongst everyone. If there is ever a day to celebrate Kakashi it is his birthday. While attention makes him uncomfortable, his hand rubs bashfully at the back of his neck. You know deep down he’s grateful. For you, for his students, for his friends. Everyone that he calls family.

Everyone is here for him. Kakashi, the copy ninja, their Sensei, Lord sixth. To celebrate the man that he is. But you, you’d celebrate him all the time if you could.

Familiar little squeals grab your attention. Both you and Kakashi look to see Naruto blowing raspberries on your child’s belly.

You know what your husband thinks. That you’ve already given him the greatest gift. But you can’t help wondering how he’ll feel about another set of feet running around soon enough.

To the men who…(NSFW)

Love when you’re on top

-They’d be underneath you every time if they could. They practically beg you to ride them every night.

-They come up with some excuse that they’re tired, their back hurts, they had a hard day. They’d feel bad for taking advantage of your kindness but the result is worth the guilt.

-They love fucking you; they love looking down and seeing the look on your pretty face when they fuck you just right. They love when you wrap your arms around their back and squeeze them into your chest while they pound you.

-But they love it more when you’re the one doing it to them. They want you to see them a vulnerable and shaking mess beneath you.

-When you straddle them - it could be anywhere: the bed, the couch, the floor - they think they might lose their minds.

-Some might let out an unhinged laugh from their inability to contain their excitement about what you’re going to do. Others will thank you so sweetly you’d think it might give you a cavity.

-They can be the bravest, strongest, scariest, most aggressive men, but when you ride them all of those traits melt away.

-If you fuck them gently they’ll whisper how much they love you, how beautiful you look, how lucky they are to have you. If you fuck them hard they’ll scream your name, how much they fucking love you, how good you feel.

-They’ll keep the lights on so you can see what your body does to them. They won’t hide so you can see how easily your pussy fucks that pretty look onto their face.

-Their chest reddens, cheeks flush, mouth hangs open. They try so hard to keep their eyes open so they can see you bouncing on their dick but your pussy squeezes them so well their vision blurs.

-If you close your eyes, they’ll say “Look at me” so you won’t miss the look of pleasure on their face.

-They give you gentle encouragements of “Can you cum for me baby?” and ask “Will you let me cum with you?” When you say yes, they’ll whimper a series of “Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?” in an increasingly higher pitch.

-They’ll let you hear the girlish moans you fuck out of them and they’re not embarrassed that the pitch of these moans could be mistaken for yours.

-They’ll always beg to cum inside you as if they don’t already finish in your pussy every time. They just want to hear you say how much you want to feel them cum.

-When they finally do cum, you’ll get to see any remaining shyness in them fly out the door. Their whole body tenses, their fingers clutch onto your hips or ass and hold you down on them so they can fuck their cum impossibly deep within you.

-Their face scrunches, their eyes roll back, they grit their teeth or bite their lip, their legs shake, their stomach heaves, they gasp for air. They have no control over how their body responds to your perfect touch.

-When their mind comes back to reality, they put their hands behind your head to pull you down to their lips. It doesn’t matter if they’re still struggling to catch their breath, they just want to feel your kiss again.

-They’ll hold you against their chest so they can feel your heart pounding against theirs and tell you how perfect you are.

Armin, Connie, Izuku, Todoroki, Tenya, Tamaki, Shigaraki, Sebastian, Aki, Tachemichi, Naoto, Mikey, L, whoever else you want

400 days || 2023, september 12