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remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fucking anythign

Had some fun suggestions over on twitter to pick characters and enjoyed this little exercise!

He's doing very important research

( @caps-clever-girl thank you for the hilarious tags, I giggled out loud when I saw them)

(Part 1) (Part 2)

Yea but what if soybean rhymed with Sean, then what?

got a major pest problem this year actually

stan is the only member of the pines twins^2 to never make a deal with bill and i think he needs more credit for that.

ford makes, just, so many deals with his demon boyfriend

dipper literally trades his body to bill in sock opera

and while i will die on the hill that it was never her fault, mabel is tricked into making a deal with him for weirdmagenon.

but stan never gets tricked. the only time he comes close was when he was pretending to be ford but that was with the sole purpose of getting bill erased. never does bill get to him or twist his thoughts. for being the "dumb one" he's surprisingly rational in this was.

nobody matches bill intellectually, ford's fatal flaw is that he thought he did, and the pines family wins because they have an emotional core that bill never had (the power of sibling bonding saves the day and i love it) but ill go out on a limb and say that out of everyone, stan is the only one to match bill's street smarts.

bill's a master manipulator but stan is a professional con-artist with no respect for the law, you tell me who's coming out on top.

stan successfully faked his own death, ran a business for 30 years, taught himself some sort of advanced engineering to repair the portal, evaded local, federal and international authorities from the age of 18, and did it all without any support.

and going back to when he pretends to be ford to get bill to enter his mind, that scene makes stan the only character to ever outwit bill.

anyways this has been a stan pines appreciation post, thank you and goodnight

THE MAIL MOUNTS ARE DONE!!

Continuation of the snail mounts!!! Once again, these take long but they are super fun, especially trying to figure out how to saddle them. Here's some ramblings about them:

Pearl - she gets a chocobo! Mostly because I was thinking of chococraft at the time.

Etho - a very big grey wolf. The saddle is mechanic and shifts based on the wolf's position, that way it can sit down without Etho falling off!

Tango - a ravager of course! It's design is based mostly on a bison

I wanna make art of other things so I'm taking a break from these, but I still have a lot of ideas for other hermit's mounts!

the fucking grian skins on minecraft skins dot net are as fucking hilarious as ever

Please help my children

I am Hala, a Palestinian from Gaza, I created this account to help myself and my family manage our affairs in this brutal war, we are living through events that resemble a nightmare.

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Donate to Support Hala's Family Seeking Safety in Egypt, organized by Hala Mushtaha

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We are trying to raise money so that I and my family can leave Gaza

The cost of crossing to Egypt is very high.

I ask you to support me so that I can get my family and children out of Gaza. The registration and exit fees are very expensive, and our loss of everything has prevented this. The children have lost the ability and desire to speak. They are suffering from hunger and fear.

We are living in difficult conditions, we do not have food or clean water, our children are suffering, I need your support to work to save us from the exhausting hell of war, we have lost all the necessities of life, we need a lot to be able to live with this disaster, your support will contribute to alleviating our suffering.

Thank you in advance for everything.

why are birds so cursed

I know what you're all definitely thinking. What if everyone from Gravity Falls was a chair. Well, I was bored enough at 3am to think about that too

Pulled from some suggestions on Twitter! of course this doesn't touch a fraction of the suggestions, but I tried to make a variety!

There are two types of people

animals (?)

(skizz art pt 1)

Gravity Fowls ,,,,,

[ Win Secret Life ]

Only a couple months late, heres my piece for @trafficzine 5th edition!!

i love shinyduo

When the gay people in my phone do this, my ego grows three sizes.

A little late to the party but after seeing so many Mikus in other cultures decided to do one from my own and well I’m from Pittsburgh and let me tell you our culture is road rage

I hate that I’m way too into hermitcraft when almost none of my friends are, because I see a funny post that I want to share with everyone, but I can’t send it without like three paragraphs of lore and a YouTube link for context.

Like Cvlt’s interests make sense! Fish is sexy? Fair enough! Cal is posting about vampires? Okey dokey! Universally understandable concepts.

But if I want to share a meme, it will no doubt be met with “what does skizzleman mean?” “what do you mean hot guy?” “is this DSMP stuff?”

I’m not in the market for making actual new friends right now, but it’s a bit isolating.

The red button on espeon’s head is for recording secrets!