Every Night At Eleven I Have To Choose Between Enjoying The Sweet Embrace Of Slumber Or Staying Up Late

Every night at eleven I have to choose between enjoying the sweet embrace of slumber or staying up late to do something enriching and fun that I wouldn’t otherwise have the opportunity to do. And every night at eleven I take the secret third option of “doing nothing on my phone until one in the morning.”

strawberry pimp redesign woah

hes so catboy omg i cant

im so cringe helpbjbkhxuv

Oh nooo I hadn’t noticed that my cat’s automatic feeder was getting low on food so as usual she dashed off when she heard the machine start but I couldn’t hear the usual sound of her food falling into the bowl so I went to look and my poor cat was just. Sitting there. Staring at her empty food bowl. Then for a second she glanced up at me then right back to her bowl with the biggest, saddest, most bewildered eyes you could ever imagine on such a small creature. I filled her bowl and the machine right away ofc but I still feel a little guilty 😭

Ok, I had a vision.

Imagine some terrible sect trying to summon the devil and making sacrifices to him and all that, you know how it works. And when they succeed, this is what they get

Has anyone thought about this or is it just me

Aaaaaand the award for Worst possible way to describe eyes goes to "Jelly Filled Gloves" 😬

whatever