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DAIG NAMIT THEM AI SCRAPING AO3 FICS TO TRAIN!!!!!
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come to find out that the reason some fanfics disapear is due to writers making their first user only accesible as in you need an account to reed them. Because if not AI will use it to train. I HATE MAKING NEW ACCOUNTS BUT NOW I NEED TOO!!!!!
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Why is there barely Creature Cases content on this platform?
What a first date with them would be like p.1
Nb reader because why not, also this fic has some inuendos but not enough for the mature tag so the allert is "Thighs"
❄Sam Snow❄
Escape room
He wants to show off his master detective skills to impress you.
He asked Kit to help him pick a good one cus she knows a lot about his skills
He goes with his uniform (i think their uniforms) after a case. And you go dressed not knowing you kinda look like a detective too (like a coat, uh think sherlock? But casual) and he gets excited.
Sam: "Oh my god, you look like a detective too, we can be like sherlock and Watson! ... can... can I call you DR.Y/N while we're here?"
He talks out loud about his thought process and he takes into consideration your point of view, Oh? You think we should check the lamp? Of course, do the clues correlate with the wall? Sure lets try that"
At some point he thought about the shandelier in the room but it was too high, so he asked you to sit on his shoulders to boost you up cus he's strong💪
Now having his head being squished in between your thighs awakened a new desire.
Once getting the note you read it out but he ain't listening, your thighs are mulling the sound.
Y/n:"6 the clocks strikes at night, sven barks at the pen covered in the corpses of hens. What do you think Detective snow?"
Sam:".... oh- I'm sorry repeat that?"
Y/n:"oh! Let me get down-"
Sam:"no thats fine"
You moved the clocks hands to 6:07 and then a drawer comes out with a chicken constelation pen.
Sam theought the whole duration has been chearing you on being a detective. He wont baby you so your doing your part on your own.
At some point you two get stuck but then sam notices the pin on the cork board arent removable, and made click sounds.
At that moment you realize a rezenmblance of the corkboard and the pattern on the pen.
Y/n:"Detective Snow, how about we make the constelation on the cork board"
Sam:"Thats a Good idea Dr.Y/n"
The prize were stickers, a t-shirt and you could also keep the pen.
You two went to a small coffee shop to wind down.
Who got the pen? Kit Casey
Since she helped Sam look for the escape room and reservation you two gave it to her.
🦊Kit Casey🦊
Hiking
Like with Sam, she wanted to show off her zoology skills.
Sam also helped to look for a good place for you two to hike
This time, you get to go on R.O.N., weather you work at CLADE or not, Kit commiting grand theft auto.
You think Kit would take you to a generic forest? Fuck no she taking you to the south american jungle.
Its hot just like you, and just how she likes it.
Throught the way she would tell you stories of her past missions. Like the one with the snow hares, the bees, the time two Gila monsters bit her
Kit:"Gila monsters have a venomous bite, so I was out of it for half the day after both of them bit me"
Y/n:"they what?!"
Kit:"oh dont worry It was nothing, just had to submerge them in water to let me go and they went back to fighting eachother"
Y/n: 😰
She nonchalantly tells her near death experiences and when with animals with a pep in her step. She just thinks their amaizing.
She loves telling animal facts about the ones around them.
Kit will race you, and even teach you how to hop onto the trees.
You two just swinging tree to tree. Looking at all the natives.
You and Kit bump into the Howler Monkey Resort and decide to get a meal before heading back.
While waiting on your food in comes detective philip night. Who says a quick hello,
Philip:"Detective Kit Casey, what brings you here brings you and your ...new friends?"
Kit:"Oh hey Philip, their Y/n, and this is our first date!"
Y/n:"hello, its a pleasure to meet you"
Philip:"I cant believe you managed to win such a... captivating one, good for you"
Kit:"I know right! Their such amaizing and nice!"
Philip:"well then I'll leave the couple so they can enjoy their good night, till next time detective"
The conversation left both of two blushing
Once you two finish your meals you head back to R.O.N. and you start getting sleepy.
Kit tells you to go to sleep and you slowly do doze off, leaning on her.
Kit is internally screaming at the moment.
If you dont work for CLADE, she will make a pit stop at where you live, tuck you in and leave a little love note.
if you do, she would try to sneak you back in with the help of Sam. Before getting caught by Director Peggy Scratch.
Peggy would scold Kit but not much, since she's done it too
🐿🪁Wally Bungler🪁🐿
Picnic
He decided to take you on a picnic, cus 1.he loves nature and there's a nice spot near where he lives 2. His mom told him "the best way to someones heart is through their stomach" so what better than to eat outside with his moms famous blueberry buckle
He told you he would be a bit late because something came up and that he will get there as soon as posible.
You go and prepare the picnic blanket when you see something in the sky, is it a bird, is it a plane? It later answered-
"MAKE WAY FOR WALLYYYYYYYYYY"
You didn't get out of the way on time and he crash lands on you.
y
You dont miss the opportunity.
Y/n:"I hope you didn't get hurt falling from heaven"
Wally:"Ofcourse not, I fell for you after all haha... you didn't get hurt did you?"
After he gets off of you, the date officially starts, luckily nothing in his basket got ruined. His mom taught him how to wrap and store his lunch for him to transport it while flying.
You two talked about a lot of diferent things with him and heard as he talked about how good the food you made was.
He took it as you also trying to get to his heart through his stomach and that made him feel all warm and fuzzy.
You also discovered that he's also a really good cook, all the food in his bag look straight out of instagram.
If you can fly, he would show you a bunch of cool stuff around, if not he will try to find a way so that you can, or look for stuff on the ground.
His mom would sometimes interrupt but you didn't mind, she sounded lovely and what are you to say to not let him answer his mother.
Ms.Bungler:" Wally honey, have you seen my slippers?"
Wally:"Mom not now im on a date"
He would apologize but you would reassure him its fine
At some point you had to cut the date short because he got a distress call from .... a cuckoo bird?
Wally:"Junior Ranger Doli? Whats wrong?"
Doli:"cuckooo!"
Wally:"mom?!"
Doli:"cuckoo"
Wally:"disappeared?!"
He was gonna end the date short and you understood, but you were now worried about his mom, and you want to help find his mom.
He accepts the help ofcourse, him leading you to his home, and three cuckoo birds flying around the place looking for the woman.
After a bit of screaming her name you find a locked bathroom door, you knock but only hear snores from the other side.
You ofcourse call Wally and he bangs on the door calling for his mom. Then you hear her wake up with splashes, she fell asleep taking a bath.
After a bit she got out fully dresed and greets you.
Now you can finally eat Ms.Bunglers famous Blueberry Buckle but OH NO! the junior nature rangers ate it already!
Usually, when Wally finishes work he sometimes brings food for them, so the junior rangers thought it was for them. When they realized their mistake the cood apologetically.
But dont worry! Ms.Bungler will bake a new one! With the help of Wally, his Kids junior rangers, AND YOU!
Ms.Bungler prepared the kettle then started baking with everyone, and it was an absolute blast!
The date ended with you huddled uo on the couch with Wally and his junior rangers fast asleep and Ms.Bungler covering you all with a blanket.
How do I block users withought going to their tumblr????
I try to block bots by clicking on their profiles to block them, but it feels like each time I do more come following me, I tried to follow the "go to blocked users and manually type them" but on mine there's no blocked users but there is blocked tumblrs. They say to click the pencil BUT THERES NO PENCIL!!!! seriously I'm tired of bots coming in
IEYTD characters and Y/N that has anxiety Pt.2
Dr.Prism
She does care about you, but she also will use it as an example of why her robots are superior.
She probably would also calculate the probability of stuff to try and calm down. But depending on how bad it is she doesn't.
Prism is still pretty sweet, and will let you hug her while she works.
Will give you affirmations when needed
She would do tests on you with diferent stuff, how does it make you feel, how long does it take for it to calm you down, what else can she add to it. Efficiency is key.
If you get a panic attack she stops anything that shes doing.
I mean stopping meetings for this.
She would look at her notes to now which would be best, flipping frantically to see whats the best in this situation.
In the end, she has you with a tea 8f all the calming herbs, birds on the TV, weighed blanket on and a blend of essential oils in the diffuser.
Yea she did pretty much stopped a kinesium unstable bomb with Phoenix but when you have a panic attack its a whole other story
"Did... did it work?" Roxane asks nervously
Bonus ROBUTLER
Depending on weather or not hes programed with it, he might know or not know about it so if he doesn't explain it to him.
Would probably monitor your heart rate
Maybe tell some fun facts to you.
Oh you want to play spy with him?! He would love to!!!!
If you were to have a bit of anxiety and worry he sees it like a spy mission to try to calm you down.
Would probably bring you alcohol to calm you down. (Ps alcohol doesn't actually help anxiety might actually make it worse and then you get alcoholism, but he's a robot)
When you have a panic attack he either knows what to do or he doesn't
Might go through Roxane notes to see what to do.
In the end he like prism, he has you with tea of all the calming herbs, birds on the TV, weighed blanket on and a blend of essential oils in the diffuser.
Creation like creator.
"Did I do it right? If so Dr.P will be really proud of me! I hope you are too!"
I hope I did it right, took me so long to write for Prism. I LOVED the ending of the 3rd game it was fun. I also liked Ollie hoped he isn't dead.
Im doing it cus I genuenly don't know if its real but won't risk it cus its tumblr. I just hope this doesn't send more of these on my way
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