Ah Yes, My Favorite Ship Dynamic: Divorced To Lovers

ah yes, my favorite ship dynamic: divorced to lovers

WELL AREN'T YOU A [Sight for sore eyes!]!! !

i think toby fox giggles and kicks his feet whenever he writes a new divorce into one of his games

I feel like rouxls would also be one of these cards but since he's well rouxls, he'd probably actually take enough care of himself keeping him from yellowing

Jevil headcannon time

Ok, so one of my Jevil headcannons is that the card deck that he and all the other card darkners originate from actually has multiple decks mixed in it.

Esentially theres a "new" deck that has most if not all of its cards.

An older deck thats missing most of its cards.

And a REALLY old one that has only one or two cards left and those cards are so old that they turned yellow.

Jevil would be one of these really old ones which is why i imagine he has yellow eyes and teeth ^^

I USED TO BE NOTHING BUT THE E_MAIL GUY, NOW I'M THE [[snork mi mi mi mi mi]] GUY!

Bruce giving his kids driving lessons throughout the years

Bruce teaching Dick how to drive: okay, now, you're driving and an old lady and a child walk into the road. what do you hit, Dick?

Dick: the child, obviously, why would I want to hit an old lady?

Bruce: *deadpanned* the brakes, Dick. You hit the brakes.

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Bruce: okay Jay, now, you're driving and an old lady and a child walk into the road. what do you hit?

Jay, thinking: if i drift i can hit both?

Jason, swerves around an animal:

Bruce, gripping his seat for dear life:

Jason: whew. that was close.

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Bruce, with a helmet on: now Tim, you're driving and an old lady and a child walk into the road. what do you hit?

Tim:

Bruce: Tim?

Tim:

Bruce: Tim???

Tim:

Bruce: TIM!? you're driving and an old lady and a child walk into the road. what do you hit?

Tim: *is asleep*

Bruce: *screams and takes the wheel*

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Bruce, full body armour with pillows: Stephanie, you're driving and an old lady and a child walk into the road. what do you hit?

Steph: Neither.

Bruce: oh thank god. i thought you were gonna do a jayson-

Steph: You parkour over them!

Bruce: Stephanie No!

Steph: PARKOUR

*crashes the car*

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Alfred: Master Bruce, will you be taking Master Damian for a driving lesson?

Bruce, having flashbacks: nonononononono

Alfred: Very well. i shall take him

*** Hours later ***

Bruce: You're alive!?

Alfred: Master Damian is a very skilled driver and did nothing that might have put either of us in harms way.

Bruce: did he answer the question of what to hit?

Alfred: yes. he said "The Brakes Pennyworth. You should hit the brakes and avoid injury to anyone"

Bruce:

Bruce: DAMIAN. WE'RE GOING OUT TO GET ICECREAM