I Love How We Can All Agree That Jevil And Spamton Are Divorced

I love how we can all agree that jevil and spamton are divorced

Whoever did this is so funny ily

Click hangs out with the other pinks again…

Bruce giving his kids driving lessons throughout the years

Bruce teaching Dick how to drive: okay, now, you're driving and an old lady and a child walk into the road. what do you hit, Dick?

Dick: the child, obviously, why would I want to hit an old lady?

Bruce: *deadpanned* the brakes, Dick. You hit the brakes.

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Bruce: okay Jay, now, you're driving and an old lady and a child walk into the road. what do you hit?

Jay, thinking: if i drift i can hit both?

Jason, swerves around an animal:

Bruce, gripping his seat for dear life:

Jason: whew. that was close.

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Bruce, with a helmet on: now Tim, you're driving and an old lady and a child walk into the road. what do you hit?

Tim:

Bruce: Tim?

Tim:

Bruce: Tim???

Tim:

Bruce: TIM!? you're driving and an old lady and a child walk into the road. what do you hit?

Tim: *is asleep*

Bruce: *screams and takes the wheel*

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Bruce, full body armour with pillows: Stephanie, you're driving and an old lady and a child walk into the road. what do you hit?

Steph: Neither.

Bruce: oh thank god. i thought you were gonna do a jayson-

Steph: You parkour over them!

Bruce: Stephanie No!

Steph: PARKOUR

*crashes the car*

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Alfred: Master Bruce, will you be taking Master Damian for a driving lesson?

Bruce, having flashbacks: nonononononono

Alfred: Very well. i shall take him

*** Hours later ***

Bruce: You're alive!?

Alfred: Master Damian is a very skilled driver and did nothing that might have put either of us in harms way.

Bruce: did he answer the question of what to hit?

Alfred: yes. he said "The Brakes Pennyworth. You should hit the brakes and avoid injury to anyone"

Bruce:

Bruce: DAMIAN. WE'RE GOING OUT TO GET ICECREAM

Agreed

the lasag

by Diego Greco