If You Are What You Eat Then I Am A Hydrogen Bomb And Joe

if you are what you eat then i am a hydrogen bomb and joe 👍

If you are what you eat then is the Solver several planets and fancy rich people.

YOUR DRAGON NAME

last two letters of your first name

middle two letters of your last name

first two letters of your mother’s name

last letter of your father’s name

mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!

White Glint? I'll fuckin take it

@fletchah YOU. Get over here

^tagged by @soctherapy but the post was getting too long

this isnt a win for me.......

Tags!: @rae-unbeloved @lil-gae-disaster @fictionalcharactergraveyard @livelaughlovelams @alexanderhamiltonhasafatass

do it in a cool way

I WILL KILL SOMEONE

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

From the comment that birthed this, 'fires bombs that deal all damage types with 10000 rapid fire'

The rummyposting icon, the SG-029 DSDSDLEMEMSNIFFSOMEOFTHATSHITMANN, has been born