Rusty Headcanon: The Most Muscular Part Of His Body Is His Legs, Just Like Steel Haze Ortus.

Rusty Headcanon: The most muscular part of his body is his legs, just like Steel Haze Ortus.

I like big titty Rusty but hell big thighs save lives too

I approve of this hc ily anon

(Rusty's design by @beth4short-blog)

i think its stereo madness

apparently according to my friend doing this was the 'definition of insanity'

i might have miscounted or forgotten a song idm being corrected

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

uzi is saying this entire post now. oopsie daisy

the og post was way too long so I'm making a new one

thanks for the tag @lombolica !! :D

You're stuck in a room with the last character in your gallery how safe are you

very safe

the worst thing that could happen is him being clumsy, so I think I'm alright (unless monsters find him I guess)

tagging (no pressure): @flaretheidiot @lemonic-whimssyy @wibbly-wobbly-blog @cryptidanathema @virtualunease @aurlworthfightingfor @angrysheep @sugarplumanderson @time-travelling-chaos @fateisnotafactor @monstrousmaws @sinfulauthor @idkaguyorsomething @vampireopossum and anyone who wants to do this!

"we have free dental" yeah that you aren't using. brush your teeth you ugly mf

you look like the fucken krampus of toothpaste

There are so many fates worse than death

And it looks like someone's going to learn all of them