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Karamarinohana - Tae - Tumblr Blog
iβm so exhausted
by elliothawkey
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colors of the sky.
postseason picture
alone for miles
Islands
Mindaugas Buivydas
edited by me
Love Letter
I SAID YES!!!!!!!! ππππ€π₯°ππ i just asked myself if i wanted to rewatch Madoka Magica again!!
Baseball history tonight as the Chicago White Sox lost their 121st game of the year, setting a new record for losses in a single season (with 2 games remaining in the schedule). What a remarkable season.
POPIPA! PIPOPA! POPIPA! PA! PIPOPA! π
Tae Hanazono stimboard for anon
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tae hanazono stimboard!!
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[Image description: a StimBoard based around Tae Hanazono from Bandori.
The first image is a gif of a light brown rabbit, sitting in someone's bag as they walk outside. They rub the rabbit's head with their finger a couple of times.
The second image is a gif of hands manipulating soft and loamy blue slime.
The third image is a gif of dark blue tea in an intricate blue china cup, with milk being poured into it, turning the tea a light blue.
The fourth image is a gif of two rabbits; one snuffles the blanket they are standing on, while the other snuffles the first rabbit.
The fifth image is a square edit of one of Tae's cards, in which she is wearing a white and blue outfit and smiling at the viewer.
The sixth image is a gif of two rabbits on a lawn chair. The first moves to the side before coming back, and the other stands on its hind legs as it rubs its paws together, before rubbing its cheeks.
The seventh image is a gif of a hand holding two shiny bunny charms, tilting them so they sparkle in the sun.
The eighth image is a gif of of soft blue slime being drizzled onto more slime, before a hand presses it down.
The ninth image is a gif of a bunny on the carpeted floor of a room, with a fireplace going in the background. A finger gently strokes the rabbit's face. End image description]
Tae Hanazono Graphics
They would be unstoppable btw. Unstoppable.
Honestly as someone who makes ads at work to make humanity suffer in few-minute-doses, I can truly applaud Hiruma's creativity in marketing the Devilbats even before the boom of social media.
He makes use of everything: flyers, the school PA system, banners (on the famed statue of ANOTHER FUCKING COUNTRY), skywriting, news on the television, and even fax machines!!!
Do you UNDERSTAND how even more of a hell-raiser he would be if he had fucking BLUETOOTH and AIRDROP??? If he had his claws on Adobe and Canva and Google Ads??? BRO WOULD BE UNSTOPPABLE!!!
Everyone in all of Japan would get texts that say, "JOIN THE DEVILBATS!!! YA-HA!!!" every single fucking day. Coffee shops and public areas with wifi are common hunting grounds for Hiruma, practically open season for him and his accursed advertising. People looking for wifi are his quarry, and he is the predator attacking with Devilbat recruitment advertisements that CANNOT BE SKIPPED.
He would tamper with products from around the globe. You wanted an engraved Apple product? Instead of whatever phrase or word you wanted engraved, it says, "DEIMON DEVILBATS: RECRUITING NOW!!! YA-HA!!!" Every few posts you scroll over in Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram, you'll always, always, ALWAYS see an ad on the Deimon Devilbats.
And of course, Hiruma's secret weapon: TIK-TOK THIRST TRAPS. He forces his team at gunpoint to record themselves dressed in tight-fitting clothing. He posts close-ups of cool plays in matches (no one knows how he records these plays in different angles, with highass quality). He makes edits of his teammates, and plays up their sex appeal or their ability in front of the camera.
No one is safe from Hiruma Youichi, commander of marketing and advertising.
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