I Worked At Burger King While I Was In High School And One Day, After Working The Drive Thru Window For

I worked at Burger King while I was in high school and one day, after working the drive thru window for 12 days in a row over the summer break, I answered the phone at home "Thank you for choosing Burger King. Would you like to try a combo meal today?" My brother died laughing on the couch, and my mom was laughing from the other room. The person on the phone was my aunt, who was very confused by my statement and question. When she said, "whaaat?" I said "oops. I mean hello, Diva residence"

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

good riddance live

This the current joke about our Artificer in D and D, and I'm living for this.

Credit: @pet_foolery

This has never been so relevant to my life right now.

things to do when your day's been bad

lie down on the floor beside your bed

take a shower, use the good soap

listen to a song you liked ages ago

write your thoughts out in all caps

draw a head and then 'decorate' that head however you're feeling (I drew a man with a hole for a face. It worked)

listen to a song and try to focus on one (1) instrument at a time, baseline, drums, guitar, another guitar, repeating sound effect

wash your face

take a nap or go to bed early

call someone. tell them about your horrible day or let them talk about theirs or both

go through your camera roll (specifically the screenshots folder)

go through your saved instagram posts / tumblr likes

watch That One Really Great Live Performance of That Artist You Love, then read the comments of everyone having great taste like you do

cry a little about it

remember that this day will end and another will begin. it'll be all new, never experienced before, no bad things will have happened, and you'll be okay.

I love you so much I hope we get reborn as housecats who sleep together like puzzle pieces

Kal-toh!

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