I Worked At Burger King While I Was In High School And One Day, After Working The Drive Thru Window For

I worked at Burger King while I was in high school and one day, after working the drive thru window for 12 days in a row over the summer break, I answered the phone at home "Thank you for choosing Burger King. Would you like to try a combo meal today?" My brother died laughing on the couch, and my mom was laughing from the other room. The person on the phone was my aunt, who was very confused by my statement and question. When she said, "whaaat?" I said "oops. I mean hello, Diva residence"

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

It's my 7 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

A point for things I've never done then my grand total is ...let's see here... a big fat goose egg! 0, zilch, nada! I've done everything on that list and multiple time for most of them. #I'maninternetdinosaur!!! #Rawr

#Digital Library

This is definitely not a google drive full of the sleep stuff from the Headspace app, including sleepcasts, music, and wind down meditation, that normally costs 17.99 a month, no siree and you definitely shouldnt share this with people

Assuming equal technical prowess, well, I'm picking Trip for the eye candy. But also, for the polite Southern gentleman thing. Since I'm a lady Captain, he's probably gonna put up less of a fight with me.

If you're in the mood, reblog for sample size!

Omg! This! 100× this! And that at 40 things will change and it will confuse the hell out of you. I went from a harbinger of doom migraine for the period to it moving to announcing my ovulation instead, and it was insane and unexpected and essentially overnight. I went from one month feeling like absolute disaster right before the period to the next month being surprised by my period because the harbinger was gone, other than the slight mood thing (and that first month it could easily be explained away by jet lag) and then it socking me a couple weeks later during ovulation. Discover that there is a such thing as Mittleschmertz. Like PMS but for ovulation, and some people with ovaries suffer with that. Apparently, my 40s are gonna be a whole new adventure in learning my body all over again.