
Apparently, I'm A) A gremlin and/or B) a ketchup packet (bonus: C: a big disappointment) (18)
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Keikoshinonome - Lizzy - Tumblr Blog
if you are reading this i am sending you a small patch of sunlight for you to sit and relax on
a hottie

Hoyo what the fuck is this?


very important research
i just love it when bury the light deep within cast aside there's no coming home we're burning chaos in the wind drifting in the ocean all alone

Happy anniversary to DMC5!
Top-Tier Villain Motivations
They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.
I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.
Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.
Yes, Master
Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!
I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)
I don't want a better future, I want a better past!
No other way to get performance art funded these days
Headcanon:
Over the years, Nero has become used to being the uncontested king of dad jokes (much to Julio’s, Kyle’s, Carlo’s, and Nico’s despair; Kyrie finds it adorable).
That all changes with Vergil.
“This is power!” Vergil proclaims, holding a AA battery. Nero just dies a bit inside.
TOP 3 TRAITORS:
3. Brutus 2. Judas 1. Printers when you are in a hurry
It's actually really easy to tell dmc twins apart
One is a slut and the other one is red
When you play a game again and see that one character that you hate.

When u follow a bunch of ppl who are into a series u know nothing about and your dash is full of posts about the big update


I have a new favourite NPC




I don't know why but when he said he sampled the water of Qiaoying Village I just imagined him lapping it up on all fours when no one was looking so I doodled this up 💀💀

ragbros angst no more

Nero basically during the whole game











im having fun with these. probably kinda ooc but thog dont caare
Dadgil with Nero this, Dadgil with Nero that. Why stop with Nero? Why not have him emotionally adopt Nico? Why not have him have a fucked up relationship with reborn V where V is his emotional guide but Vergil treats him like a son anyways?
My Dadgil is that tiktok sound "Okay I'll get just one, its not that expensive. Well obviously I have to get him a friend. But what if they get tired of eachother, I'll get a third. Okay might as well get the full set."







i am enamoured by his scholarly pectorals.

I need a sticker for surviving 2023 so I made one and thought I’d share it with you all too. Reblog to give everyone stickerssss
Some words to use when writing things:
winking
clenching
pulsing
fluttering
contracting
twitching
sucking
quivering
pulsating
throbbing
beating
thumping
thudding
pounding
humming
palpitate
vibrate
grinding
crushing
hammering
lashing
knocking
driving
thrusting
pushing
force
injecting
filling
dilate
stretching
lingering
expanding
bouncing
reaming
elongate
enlarge
unfolding
yielding
sternly
firmly
tightly
harshly
thoroughly
consistently
precision
accuracy
carefully
demanding
strictly
restriction
meticulously
scrupulously
rigorously
rim
edge
lip
circle
band
encircling
enclosing
surrounding
piercing
curl
lock
twist
coil
spiral
whorl
dip
wet
soak
madly
wildly
noisily
rowdily
rambunctiously
decadent
degenerate
immoral
indulgent
accept
take
invite
nook
indentation
niche
depression
indent
depress
delay
tossing
writhing
flailing
squirming
rolling
wriggling
wiggling
thrashing
struggling
grappling
striving
straining
site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word
site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition
site that gives you words that rhyme with a word
site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

seteth told him to only file an incident report for hubert if he STOPS sending death threats. he sends one each week to all the faculty in an exquisite, wax-sealed envelope and the rest usually happen during brawling tutoring.