Naming The Female Razor Brand Venus Is So Personally Offensive To Me....you Think Venus The Goddess Of

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

I want to actually see them in the show now 🫣😩

soul eater AU (part 1)

God, I can't tell you how much the "there's not enough enrichment in my enclosure" joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can't comprehend, pretending that I'm a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also me) just makes everything easier to comprehend. Like "Your head gets screwey when you're apartment is messy" just doesn't carry as much resonance as "The tiger becomes agitated when its enclosure is cluttered" because then I'll be like, no shit? The tiger? I've gotta keep things nice and clean for the tiger.

“Age doesn’t matter” 9

Dad!Bakugo x F!Babysitter!Teacher!Reader

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Y/n lost consciousness as soon as Katsuki came in.

“Don’t touch my wife.” A low intense voice was unexpectedly heard in the destroyed vicinity making Kazui and the villain look for where it came from.

“Papa!” Yelled Kazui with a glint in his eyes.

Kazui left Y/n’s unconscious body and scrambles to where his father is.

As if on cue, Katsuki took a big step and seized Kazui off the ground embracing him tightly in his arms. His eyes were closed for he was glad nothing bad happened to him. But as he slowly opened them, his gaze focused on your cold body lying on the floor. Blood oozing from where you were wounded.

This sight made his gaze harden. How dare this goddamn villain hurt you.

“Papa! Please save Miss Y/n! Please!” Kazui was sobbing as he plead.

“Dynamight!” Red Riot came rushing. The view in front of them made him halt. “Y-y/n-”

“Red Riot..”

Hearing his hero's name made him awaken from his trance. His scowl deepened when he took notice of how intense Katsuki’s voice was.

Eijiro knew this tone.

“Take Kazui and Y/n,” Dynamight said handing Kazui to him.

In his mind, his goal was to keep you safe. Away from here, away from this villain. God he hoped he could retain himself back from slaughtering him. As soon as Kazui was in Red Riot’s arms, he took his second step, raising his arm to where the villain was.

“Why so quiet all of a sudden, huh?” Dynamight growled. “You were so cocky earlier.” He continued as he step again.

His eyes. His bloody red eyes were now locked on his target who was trying hard not to quiver under his intimidating gaze.

“God knows what I wanted to do with you right now. But that’ll be against the law, ain't it?” Dynamight lips gradually turn into a smirk. A deadly evil smirk. “But who says I can't torture you? Like how you did to her?”

The villain suddenly took a small step back. “N-no. You can't do that!”

“Huh? Who said that I can't?”

After his final remarks, Dynamight launched himself at the villain.

The villain was ready to attack. He was trying to form a plan on how he will increase his attack. But his mind was too preoccupied that he didn't notice the set of explosions coming his way.

“DIE!”

Was the last thing the villain heard before he could even dodge.

From outside where the teachers were watching, loud explosions were heard making them gasp both in terror and relief.

The police and ambulance finally came and start attending to those who got wounded in the attack. Luckily there are only a few. Parents started appearing as well looking for their children.

Red Riot was the first one to come out of the destroyed establishment.

“Don’t worry, kiddo. Your papa will be fine!” Red riot smiled down at Kazui who was staring at the building. “For now. Let the medics take care of you okay?”

..

Due to the set of explosions Dynamight released, he can finally see the villain lying on the floor when the smoke fades away. Half grateful that the villain was too terrified of him to even fight.

Once everything calmed down, Katsuki darted to where Y/n is. Eijiro insisted to take you with him on his way out but Katsuki was too stubborn and wanted to take you by himself.

It hurts him to see you like this. His heart was throbbing painfully as he slowly got closer to your body. Why was he feeling this way anyway? Deciding now is not the right time to think about feelings, he knelt and carefully scooped you up in his arms.

You were still breathing. That's a good sign. As much as he wanted to torture the villain out of his liking, he needed to make sure you were still alive.

“Thank you. For protecting my son.” Katsuki whispered to himself before standing up and heading out of the building.

..

The attack was announced on television as soon as you woke up. You can hear a beeping sound which signifies you were at the hospital. Boy, you were glad that you're alive. Everything suddenly flooded your mind, what happened, what you did, and how you acted. Hell even you don't know where all that came from. But you were glad you were able to help someone.

Kazui Your eyes widened. Kazui! Was he okay?! Where is he?! She needs to find him! All of these thoughts made you sit up on your hospital bed but the shooting pain in your back made you stop.

“Relax.”

Huh? Who's with you?

“You’ll hurt yourself, dumbass.”

Bakugou?

Right in front of your bed where the oh-so-handsome Bakugo was sitting. You were lucky he wasn't aware of how you like Dynamight.

Well, now that you thought about it. It's been a while since you last ogle to your favorite hero. You didn't even notice before how you both started getting closer and closer. You were too focused on Kazui.

“The doctor had to give you stitches. You got a lot of open wounds around your body.” Katsuki said not moving from his seat.

You were staring at him and you know it. Why couldn't you take your eyes away from him?

“Oi.” Katsuki scowled once he shifted his away from the tv to you. “Fuck are you staring at?”

Was it maybe because you couldn't believe that he was there with you? This is not the Dnymight stuff toy merch you bought online. It's really him.

“Tch. Did the villain smack you on your head or something?” Katsuki stood up this time and sat in the chair beside you.

Realizing you were indeed staring, you looked away embarrassed. “S-sorry, Bakugo.” Y/n apologize.

Katsuki rolled his eyes in response though but deep down, he too, was pondering. He recalled naming you his wife which he didn't know where it came from. Why would he say that unconsciously? Did he really see you as a wife material that's why he said that. He didn't know.

"Thank you."

When you heard his words, it made you look at him with eyes wide. Did you hear him right? Did he thank you?

"I'm sorry?" Y/n blinked while keeping her eyes on him. Of course, this made her surprise. It's not always you experience a hero thank you since it's always the other way around. Especially if it's Dynamight.

"Why're you looking at me like that, hah? Are you looking down on me!?" Katsuki abruptly stood up pushing the chair he was sitting on falling.

"W-what? No." Y/n said now looking up at him. " I was just confused about why you were thanking me. What for?"

Your look was genuinely baffled to Katsuki as he stare at your face. He felt his cheeks blush barely which made him divert his face away from her.

"Don't you have any idea what you did, hah?" Katsuki said face directed away from you. When he received no response, it made him sigh.

But before he could tell her, he first arranged the chair that fell over then sat back on it. "You saved Kazui, didn't you?" He said resting both his elbows on his knees.

"I did.." Y/n responded quietly.

"And that was very fucking idiotic of you, ya know," Katsuki stated slowly leaning back.

"I know." Y/n once again responded quietly. "But as a teacher, Kazui's teacher, I have to do my job as well." Y/n paused for a moment before continuing, "I honestly didn't know where that boldness came from. When I saw Kazui cry, it hurts me. So much." As she said her thoughts, she gradually shift her gaze to Katsuki who was now looking back at her showing her he was listening.

Katsuki can see a lot of emotions in her eyes. But the one that stands out the most was fear.

"I don't want to lose Kazui. I don't want you to lose Kazui. Because I too, love him as much as you do." Y/n declared. "I do not know what came over me. I am not his mother but sometimes I wish I was." She chuckled. "But I know it is wishful thinking."

Katsuki was speechless. He didn't even expect her to say that to him so casually. Calmly perhaps. But instead of replying to what she said, he decided to just change the topic.

"The school released a statement." Katsuki started.

Maybe this might help him get to know her more.

"What is it?"

"Since the school was under construction. I heard they decided to suspend a month of teaching since they were dealing with the aftermath of the attack." Katsuki said. He listened to this on the television while you were still unconscious. "They were concerned that students might be shaken as well."

"When was this announced?" You asked.

"Earlier." Katsuki crossed his arms and looks back at you. " What I'm trying to say. No one will take care of Kazui. I can't always rely on my parents. My friends are heroes as well. Since you mentioned you used to be a babysitter. I would like to hire you."

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growing up really is scary, deep down I’m still the same as when I was 16 and with no idea of what to do or how to start. and I’m stuck in my head while life goes on