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hi have this *disappears again for a while*

lazily thrown together chuckles and klutzy fanart..... waow...

I got a clip from the stream yesterday when Derek pulled down Frost’s hood

Last night, I dreamed there was this really popular youtube channel called “WolfpackDan”, and it was a guy who literally lived with a pack of wolves in the forest, just documenting daily life.

Now, I need you to understand that Dan was not some sort of Coyote Peterson type. He looked and dressed like someone who would pretend to get drunk off of non-alcoholic beer and say “bruh” unironically. He looked like the “bro I am straight up not having a good time” guy. But there he was, literally living in the forest with a wolf pack, recording and uploading videos with his phone.

One of his videos opened with him talking to the camera about “yeah, the pack went hunting today and just made a kill”. He turned his wrist to pan his phone over his shoulder, where four wolves are pinning down and tearing into a whitetail buck who is two gasps away from death.

“We’re actually hoping to make two kills today,” he added, panning his phone the other way to show two more wolves latching onto a second deer. “The Old Lady’s pups are growing really fast and it’s getting harder to provide for them. Once they can join the hunt, that’ll be a huge weight off everyone’s shoulders.”

He panned back to the first deer, where the wolves were now tearing into the meal. “I’m really hoping they’ll leave the pelt on this one intact,” he said. “I need a new cape. Winter is coming, guys.” 

The last shot of that video was him running through the trees with the pack, with a still-bloody deer hide draped over his shoulders.

I can’t remember any more of his specific videos, but the gist I got from them was that he actually was a contributing member of the pack (hence the “we”) and had been raised at least partially by the wolves themselves. Not sure how they raised him into this dudebro-looking twenty-something with a name like Dan, but they did?

Where did he get his phone? How did he pay for his data? Who taught him English? Why did he dress like that?

I have so many questions for WolfpackDan.

I have so much respect for Ryan R Reynolds for playing the long game. For YEARS he pitched scripts, dropped references, made phone calls, begged, PLEADED with studios to make his gay ass ship sail, despite one of the characters being played by an actor who LITERALLY RETIRED. And yet he never gave up. He kept going for so long that he eventually PULLED THAT ACTOR OUT OF RETIREMENT to do it. They slipped past censors with an r rating and LOADS of subtext to create what is possibly the gayest superhero movie of all time. And Ryan finally got to live out his homoerotic dreams to see his deadpoolxwolverine5everrrr ship become as close to canon as physically possible AND also flirt with Hugh Jackman for an entire project. It’s the most inspiring story of 2024. Never give up on ur dreams <3 especially if they’re gay as hell

The inherent comedy of chilshi is their competing dad motivations. Before senshi showed up chilchuck had been channeling his excess dad energy into keeping Laios and Marcille from doing anything stupid, and then Senshi arrives and, due to not understanding other races, assumes the entire party is developmentally younger than him and starts trying to dad all of them, which chilchuck obviously takes offense to, he doesn’t need someone to dad at him, he IS dad, and then they have funny misunderstanding conflicts for quite a few chapters.

UNTIL izutsumi shows up and now there’s an actual teenager in the group and both chilchuck and senshi immediately focus all their combined dad energy into turning her from a half feral alleycat into a properly socialized catgirl, and it’s only after this dad energy resolution that chilchuck feels comfortable enough with the group to share personal information and reveal that he’s been dad the whole time, breaking senshi’s poor brain in the process.

you're okay

WHO DID THIS?

omg do you guys remember that beach episode where chilchuck got cockblocked by a mimic?? …no? just me?

thing I never posted here hi

Streamers say 'mods' the same way a medieval lord would say 'guards'

E, F, G, H... I... fuck what comes after I

the very next letter:

pots n picks week - day 1: traditions

A 'post-trod' scenario where Narinder gets cursed after a slip up on a crusade (death erasure is no longer a permanent threat because of plot secrets I won't spoil :P )

The Lamb can't go get the necessary crystals to cure him so Kallamar is sent instead so Lambert can focus on keeping Nari from eating/attacking people

Dw he's not gonna eat the Lamb. unless😏

old man in da shorty shorts

Bonus:

yeahg

*displays textbook symptomatic behavior of my own disorder that I am well educated on* what’s my deal why am I like this

never actually played this game but i like the designs

I love queer movies where the protagonist realizes that his ex-girlfriend is better off with someone else, and that he actually finds his soulmate in his mutant best friend (+their love language is killing each other)

pov: that new cotl animated short

despite all my rage i am still just a cat outta chains