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do you ever read a take so bad you can't even be mad about it you're just like... ohhhhhh they must be stupid </3 so sad for them

why do you think so many people online think of PD as a story about cannibalism ? i feel like you’ve been pretty clear about strangers being somewhat of an epilogue to the story, but people still fixate on the cannibalism element. strangers is no doubt one of my favourite songs on the album but idk people seem to be missing out on so much by focussing on just one part of a really complex and intricate work.

i think we live in an age of overconsumption where there is so much new media to consume at all time, the idea of sitting with one thing and digesting all parts of it is now discarded in favor of just latching on to the most garish or stand-out aspects of said thing. cannibalism is obviously much more of a hot button topic than a subdued, nuanced table drama between a bunch of southern women (for the general public) so it makes sense honestly. although it does make me weirdly sad seeing so many “isaiah ate ethel” jokes lol.

have u ever gotten arrested when exploring abandoned places

yes it was very annoying , delilah and i both got arrested in soaking wet clothes at 4 in the morning for doing absolutely nothing but standing in front of a building lol

my deadpool and wolverine review: you could have replaced 90% of the fight scenes with gay sex and nothing of the plot or tone would have changed, the only thing stopping them is marvel's cowardice

do you still collect fans teeth? i was hoping to give you some soon!

i am always and forever accepting teeth

let me just say deadpool 3 was what endgame should have been. well (enough) written, character driven, cameos that surprised me and felt satisfying, fanservice that didn’t effect the integrity of the plot, female characters that didn’t exist just to say girl power, actual STAKES!!! actual stakes that made u feel like the heroes actually had something to lose, bright vibrant costuming that had personality, jokes that actually felt well thought out and situationally funny. deadpool n wolverine being besties who might fuck once in a while (that car fight tho). anyways. marvel I don’t trust u but deadpool 3 writers & ryan fought for their creative freedoms and it was worth it

PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU FOR ETHAN MORGAN X VAMP!READER FICS THERE ARE LITERALLY NO ETHAN FICS I HAVEN'T READ I WILL GIVE YOU MY LIFE AND SOUL 🙏🙏🙏 -🩻

Teeth marks

My first emoji anon hiii!! Thank you so much for your request!! I loved writing this and I’m sorry for the wait. This also isn’t as long as I wanted it to be so when I get time I will write more headcanons for this dynamic!! <3

Not edited yet!

Warnings: none

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You had recently been turned into a vampire. While it had its perks it did mean that you were now immortal and it all felt a little daunting, especially when you had to keep everything a secret.

Everything had been going fine, you had been managing to hunt at night so no one saw you and it had been working. Key word being had. This was because tonight while you were hunting small animals you were found by the one and only Rory. You wouldn’t say you were friends, you had only spoken a few times in class to swap answers but now he had seen you sucking the blood from the neck of a squirrel. That was irreparable damage to any future friendship aspects. Or so you thought. You had thought many things, your thoughts racing as he might tell the whole town and you would have to flee but all he did was grin. He got super excited and started rambling about how cool this was. You missed the majority of what he was saying from the shock of his reaction and when you finally tuned back into what he was saying you heard “you’re a vampire too!”. You finally dropped the squirrel and stood up, slowly walking towards him. “You mean you’re a vampire aswell?” You asked Rory with a very confused look. “Of course, Erica and Sarah are too”. You couldn’t believe there were more, you had been suffering this whole time with so many people like you close by.

After your encounter Rory introduced you to the rest of the friend group and they immediately accepted you. Benny and Ethan being the only non vampires of the group were slightly cautious as they didn’t know your tolerance for the smell of blood yet. They quickly warmed up to you though when they saw you could handle yourself better than Rory and Erica.

You took a special liking to Ethan, you found it cute how he got slightly nervous around you. Stumbling over his words slightly. You loved to tease him to make it worse. You did however also befriend him and become close to him. He understood some of your worries about being a vampire (hearing the same worries from Sarah and the others) and he listened to al your other concerns. You were each others confidants. You grew closer until the point where your feelings for each other were undeniable to even yourselves. Ethan would take a while to admit his feelings so you probably ended up beating him to confessing them. Ethan doesn’t mind you being a vampire but he does worry for your safety even if you could handle yourself. He would hate to think of a future where you were still young and he was getting older, would probably consider turning into a vampire for you. Whether he went through with it though is another thing.

Headcanons:

-He completely trusts you around him and doesn’t feel threatened even if you have your teeth out around him. He also feels bad that you’re stuck with someone with such irresistible blood to a vampire.

-he only gets nervous around your teeth if you bring them out while play fighting or cuddling. He doesn’t feel threatened he’s just scared of the power they hold.

-would try his best to help you with any of your cravings, may even offer some of his blood but you would always refuse.

-would be so caring towards you and would always stick up for you in any situation. Especially if you were fighting the weekly problem and they went after you.

-would try and find a spell in bennys book or some cure for you as he knew it troubled you at times. Would never pressure you into anything like that though

-he always felt protected when you were by his side and he hoped you could feel the same when he was close by even if he didn’t hold half the power you did

-would ask advice about vampire stuff from Sarah and would listen to everything she said

-would be in complete awe of you at all times.

-he found you so hot when you used your powers against any supernatural being

-would research and look through ALL the pages of google on vampires to just find everything out about you

-he would trace his fingers gently over the teeth marks on your neck. Occasionally softly kissing them.

-would never judge you in any shape or form

-would just genuinely love you and wouldn’t care that your slightly different from the average person. Would face any challenges along the way with you and stay by your side.

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Thank you for reading!!

I just saw a theatre almost entirely full of men very audible gasp and/or moan at the site of a shirtless Hugh Jackman and let me tell you if was a religious experience

watched deadpool & wolverine last week and i’m pretty sure im pregnant now

I smile like an idiot when I see my man, who’s not my man, on my television screen.

had a dream last night i witnessed an entire family blow their brains out as i walked through their front door so i fled to a nearby field and as i crossed it i reached a hill and i decided to steer around the hill instead of going over it but as i came around i saw a three car pileup at the top of the hill so far from any road crashed into a lone pine tree and everyone in all the cars were half hanging out the windows with heads smashed and crumpled and pulverized in all sorts of gory manners but as i rounded the base of the hill i watched the broken heads turn to face me with popped out eyes and slowly but surely every corpse raised both hands to the best of their ability just to flick me the fuck off

people using sapphic songs for fics featuring a male character x female reader will never fail to confuse me beyond belief. were your ears just not working or does a woman singing about lesbian sex really evoke the image of a straight man to you

unfortunately i’m bitches😔🤚🏻

inspired by this post by @marvelilovebucky ♡

If I was Joel I would have taken that golf club like a good girl send tweet

where r the ellie fics guys get to WORK

do you guys ever like forget you're interested in something until you start engaging with it again and you go "oh wait i'm like crazy crazy about this yeah"

farm!ellie you will always be famous … ♡

if u get it u get it!!!

ellie wouldn’t have missed…

not my edit!! —creds to fakevalentine on tt

i wish ellie was real so she could eat me out

Me when I finish a show but I was emotionally attached to the characters so now I don’t know what to do with myself anymore:

@mothercain

meowing.

oh god.

men are fucking useless