YN: When I Said "Bring Me Back Something From The Beach" I Meant, Like, A Seashell.

YN: When I said "Bring me back something from the beach" I meant, like, a seashell.

Jason, struggling to hold a seagull: Well, you didn't fucking say that.

MC: Did you get the flowers I asked you to pick up this morning?

Luke: *scratching the back of his head* Uhh…

MC: …

MC: Luke.

Luke: Boss told me Kieran would be an only child if I bought you flowers.

MC: Oh for fuck—

What if you leave a lipstick print on his helmet just because at first. Like, casually. Maybe it started off when you used his bike mirror to touch up your lipstick and he was just there with his helmet on, so you kissed him on the helmet. He didn't wipe it off or anything. However, you added a new one every time the old one gets smudged or washed off until it becomes a habit.

Now, picture this...

You just got woken up from a nap by him, seeing him looking at you expectantly with a new helmet in one hand and your lipstick in the other and not saying anything.

I'll leave it at that.

"The general was vainly searching for the shadow of the past on this innocent face. The large drops of tear reflected a weakness that should not have appeared. "

amon naberius and stolas are just baels goons that go "on it boss!" then fuck it up completely

Thinkin' about Simeon accidentally threatening and scaring people by sending unfinished messages with absolutely no context.

"Hello. I hope this e-mail finds you"

"Do not"

"I saw"

He hits send by mistake before he finishes writing them. He has to hastily explain to everyone that he's not trying to start a war between the realms, he just doesn't know how to operate a touch screen.

He tries to cancel plans with MC because something urgent comes up, and they get a text just saying, "MC, I am afraid."