May All My Mutuals Have A Life Full Of Pasta And Great Sex. Amen.

May all my mutuals have a life full of pasta and great sex. Amen.

incredibly funny that the dunkin donuts colors are the lesbian flag colors bc you get random boston sports fans making posts like this

I need a movie where Misha Collins plays a gay angel that falls in love with a bisexual cowboy played by Jensen Ackles. Their names are Cassius and Daniel, Cas and Dan. Jared Padalecki plays Daniel’s younger brother, Samson. It’s a blatant ripoff of SPN. The quality is extremely shitty and the budget was $40. Misha is wearing a pair of shitty $12 angel wings from Amazon and a cardboard halo. Jensen has a water gun instead of a real one. For some reason Samson is a mime, dressed in full mime ensemble, and breaks the fourth wall via miming his frustration about how Daniel and Cassius won’t get together. It has a laugh track and uses those “oohs” and “ahhs” and gasps that were in those early 2000s disney channel shows. Whenever Daniel shoots his gun you just hear Jensen making “pew pew pew pew” noises as red water squirts out.

been getting so into lukewarm water lately

sorry BETA MALES, but this is what PEAK MALE PERFORMANCE looks like

Genuinely what are any of us talking about