Man The Crazy Thing About Babies Is That Like, Some People Would Think That Reading A Baby A Book About

man the crazy thing about babies is that like, some people would think that reading a baby a book about farm animals is teaching them about farm animals, but really it’s teaching them about the concept of a book and how there’s new information on each page of a single object, but really, beyond that, it’s teaching them how language works, and beyond that it’s really actually teaching them about human interaction, and really really it’s them learning about existing in a three-dimensional space and how they can navigate that space, but actually, above all it is teaching them that mama loves them.

this is the only poll so far where I had to weigh the decisions vs eachother

Molag Bal is canonically a tsundere. Pass it on.

“Bend your knee to me, I’ll give you a minion for each enemy you’ve slain. You will have an army.”

–Molag Bal

had a dream i found a tape labelled “sex tape” and when i played it in a vcr it was just two fully clothed guys beating the shit out of each other with metal bats

yall really running out of ideas damn

Pictured: The Courier, the constantly helpful individual who ensures you receive all of your letters and packages in a timely fashion.

And so ZOS begins to add to my suspicions about Meridia chapter for 10 year anniversy next year. No, I am not on "copium". I am perfectly normal. This is fine.