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Ok so. Someone did ask for this this time.

Random Fazbear Frights characters I hate for really oddly specific reasons that I cannot explain without going on a side rant.

So. Spoilers for Fazbear Frights if you haven't read the books lol.

Enjoy my brain going brrr

1. Matt - In the Flesh

Not only do I hate this book

I hate this man

Why the fuck was he such a little prick

Like

Mmmmmmm i hate him

He has so many issues I don't want to begin

Matt literally gave me anger management issues

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2. Joel - Kid's at Play

This mf

HE HIT A KID WITH HIS CAR

And then DIDNT CALL THE POLICE

Wtf

Dumbass

I hate him

I hope he knows the Kids At Play signs were in the right

And I know the rebellious phase is normal, but your parents were being more than generous

Fucking bitch

3. Angel - Gumdrop Angel

Ok.

Before I get the whole

bUt YoU lIkE tObY aNd ThEy WeRe BoTh TrEaTeD bAdLy

Stfu

This is my opinion.

And she was basically just the hated child trope

And I despise that trope

2018 gacha nostalgia I guess

Except she became candy

4. Oswald, Sarah, Millie - Into the Pit (Book)

I don't hate them.

I just hate how overused their stories are

Because everyone reads it

And then are like "omg they are so cool"

When they are actually pretty basic compared to some of the other characters

5. Dirk - Felix the Shark

What the fuck was he on

Some drugs

Bro really was breaking and entering

And he was so cocky abt it too

And then he died

In the dumbest way possible

Like bro???

How did you not know???

Also that water was NASTY

sO WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU GET IN IT???

6. Andrew - The New Kid, The Man in Room 1280, and Epilogues

Dumbass

He was basically just Cassidy

Which is fine ig

But like

He just seemed a bit too much

Also I'm like 90% sure he killed Kelsey

So that's kinda rude

And then used his soul as a fucking lure???

Like bro

Also those poor doctors and nurses.

They were legit trying to kill william

Like

Let them

Bruh

Idk

I just didn't like him

Also apparently he possessed Fetch but I didn't put Fetch as the book BC idk if he was in Fetch when it attacked Greg.

But yeah.

I don't like him.

7. Eleanor

This fucking bitch

8. Parker

He has no right to be that fucking mean

And he was just

Going too far

Like

Mmmmmmm

He seems like the type of person to think he's above the law

Like stfu

Ur a bitch

So yeah.

I'll probably think of more later.

Woo

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No one asked for this but I don't care.

Characters that I fucking love from Fazbear Frights that I see barely anyone talking about because they didn't read past books 1-5 usually. Or they forget about them. Because that happens.

Spoilers if you haven't read the books ig??

1. Toby Billings

My beloved boy

He's so depressed lmao

Definitely got some shit going wrong

But we love him

And he deserves better that being tormented by a fucking shadow rabbit

Literally has no mother

She fucking left ✌️

But he has a brother (who is a dick)

And a dad (who supports the brother)

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Bestie I hope ur ok

2. Jeremiah (I don't he has a last name, if he does, I forgot it and I refuse to check the wiki out of spite)

Also depressed probably

Needs therapy

Parker was so mean to him what the heck.

He was just vibin

And trying to finish his fucking job

And this bitch put spicy shit in his chips

>:(

Also Glitchtrap kinda makes him have to find Hope and Parker's disembodied pieces

So that's rude

3. Hudson

Why are all of these people depressed

But yeah he has actual PTSD

Poor guy

Literally was trying to just leave his past behind him BC he couldn't deal with it

And just wanted to exist in peace

uNTIL SPRINGBITCH DECIDED HAHAHAHHA NO

I have a lot of hatred towards William.

4. Colton

Surprisingly, not depressed

Just a moron

I love his stupid little brain

He legit broke into a place to fix a game to get tickets for a game when he literally could've just stolen the game

You little dumb dumb

*headpat*

5. Sam

Bestie

Broski does film????

I do film!!!!!

Also I find him goofy

And Nole definitely spent way too long on the first 3 pages describing how he sits and stuff

I have no idea what his skin tone is because everyone keeps changing it and I am just gonna stick with like the original one I know for him lmao

He's so swag

(probably fruity ✨💅)

Does anyone want 5 (or more) characters I despise for dumb little reasons?

I have like 4 moods

And I don't even know what they are.

The people have spoken.

Eclipse is bestie

BC I'm bored lmao, answer this

Don't

Don't

A mood is just a state of being.

Like. A cat falling off a couch can be a mood.

Or me drawing the same bisexual over and over again is a mood.

But a feeling is a deeper thing that I also don't know wtf is going on half the time.

I have emotional regulation issues and I can't tell certain boundaries with emotions and feelings.

But I do know that I have moods

I just don't know what they are.

One of them is probably oddly specific spite against William Afton because I really wanna just pull a Cassidy and trap that man in torture room but make it like Saw instead of UCN

I have like 4 moods

And I don't even know what they are.