One Day, We Millennials Will Stop Being Shocked By Realizing How Much Time Has Passed... Because Then

One day, we millennials will stop being shocked by realizing how much time has passed... because then it will be the younger peoples turn AND IT SHALL FUELL US!

Distalgiapointed (that’s a word now)

*Gets out Bionicles*

Me: This’ll be great! I haven’t played with these for way too long!

Brain: You do not get to have the good chemicals

Me: 

Humans find out that there are all shapes and sizes of other intelligent species... But humans are the ones known for being smol. Aliens almost unanimously agree that humans are adorable and must be protected and loved. And humans are having a hard time with saying no

10' tall alien: *gasp* Little tiny!

Human: I am a highly ranked officer!

Other even taller alien: Daawww they cover themselves in so many pretty colors and shiny things.

Human: These are symbols of rank which means I should be respected and dignified!

First alien: C-... Can I hold you? 👉👈

Second alien: Please? 🥺

Human: *visibly flustered* I- erm- well-. Nnn... May-... Sh-shut f-face!

Maybe I should harass my friends a lot more

Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do

Having people follow you out of nowhere when you don't put serious effort into content feels more like... getting chased

Spinning out of their grave like a Beyblade!

Imagine making historical figures roll in their graves so hard that they come out to do battle like Beyblades

Announcer voice: "Well! Now that Schrödinger is outta the box, we can clearly see that he was rolling in his grave! Then again, for the listeners outside of this arena who can't see the action, maybe he is maybe he isn't. Schrödinger begins to pick up speed Announcer: "Wow! Would you look at that! He seems to be both winning AND losing at the same time!" Schrödinger's speed increases violently