Lmao I Married Emily

lmao i married emily

"if you put vulpes and boone in a room together they'd instantly try to kill each other-"

Wrong. If you put vulpes and boone in a room together they'd raise their weapons but pause, noticing the other's signature stupid ass fucking stilly hat, and share a knowing gaze as they both realize that despite the dogma theyve struggled, fought, and killed so many for, the enemy is just as human as himself, and in this case, is just like himself in a way. they would both process the consequences of this newfound truth together without speaking so much as a word, accompanying each other on this emotional journey like a psychopomp with a fearful, regretful soul to an unknown life beyond. The road was confusing and scary, the destination even more so, but there was company on the journey, and company was always enough. As the two finally came to realize the senselessness of their blind hatred, they begin to lower their guns and their heads in shame.

Then Vulpes would call Boone a slur and they would fight to the death. send post

Honestly, if Raul came across Cooper Howard I think within two minutes he’d be like ‘hey, aren’t you that gringo who did all those shitty cowboy movies?’ and then it would just be two old ghoul men fighting. Which is beautiful, but they’re both too old for that shit no matter how many chems Coop takes on the daily. Besides, Raul would win.

The girls are fighting