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i think "vaas looking at the camera like he's in the office" is a really funny gag

The idea of Wiggly's tentacles effectively having a mind of their own is really funny to me because like- imagine he's trying to be all stoic and serious, but his tentacles keep reaching out and grabbing shit.

Bonus points if they reach out towards someone he cares about (be it one of his siblings or Uncle Wiley)

It's almost been a year since npmd came out!!

So here's a little doodle I made a few days ago (I cannot explain why I love Richie so much i just do)

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[ID: Traditional pencil drawings of Ruth Fleming from Nerdy Prudes Must Die. The text "Ruth F." is at the top of the page. In the middle is her smiling at the viewer and being picked up by two anonymous hands under her arms, with the text "short queen!!" pointing to her. To the right is her laughing, eyes crinkled and blushing. To the left is a side profile of her pouting grumpily, with the text "don't bully me!!" beside her. At the bottom is Peter and Ruth together, Peter looking down and ruffling her hair while she smiles up at him, with 3 stars above them. In the bottom left corner she is gazing to the side, smirking, with a thought bubble above her, filled with "18+". In the bottom right corner is Richie and Ruth, she is resting on his chest while he sleeps. End ID.]

> RUTHIE!!! my beloved pervy weirdo babygirl. she doesn't get enough attention and i would like to change that. cheers to all the strange girls.

walking to school

we might be back

idk this is kinda mid

The fact that "Show Stoppin Number" is in "Inevitable" will forever be funny to me, because when Hidgens sang it, he wasn't infected yet, which can only mean that Pokey heard the song and decided he liked it enough to put it in the song Paul sings to Emma at the end of the show.

Bro really went "I like this song. It's mine now."

Black Friday Poster. This was an assignment for one of my classes and my first time using Adobe Illustrator (please be nice to me illustrator is so hard lol)

"FROM THE BLACK BOOK?!"

Christmas's coming

daddy is angry

I’m falling into the lumber axe is max conspiracy because it’s very sus for me that Boy Jerry used the same “dirty girl” line on Girl Jeri that Max used on Grace

removing something attached to your face fuckin hurts

More of my favorite Prudes <3

Alright, left to right, top to bottom:

1. I just get the vibe that Grace has beef with Richie specifically but for no discernable reason ("Richie, the whole point is that it's in the dark!" + "No, this is where you GROW UP!") and the second the sentence popped into my head I had to draw it. Also consider how goddamn funny the image of Grace pulling bleach and gloves and a bone saw out of her backpack is because holy shit did she have a contingency plan

2. I think that Pete saw Ted as the coolest big brother in the world right up until the exact minute he introduced him to Steph and suddenly Ted had the power to be very embarrassing in front of Pete's friends. (He would be used to this, as this is standard older sibling shithead behavior, but he's never had friends for Ted to tease him in front of.) I do think the Spankoffski brothers are really interesting, especially with what an asshole Ted is. In Abstinence Camp Pete does seem to really look up to him. Ted does not hide the fact that he's a massive prick, so the fact that Pete sees him as a positive figure implies that he's one of the very few people that Ted actually tries to be a good person for. Makes a lot of sense too, the age gap between them is massive, so Pete has no way of knowing the kind of sleazy shit Ted does, he's just the cool older brother to him. Also heheheh I did the funny meme

3. All her brothers got one so I gave Webby a humansona. I don't know why she ended up looking like 90s Gwen Stacy but I kinda like it? I was going for classic straight-a student, not quite as frilly as Grace, but very academic and cute. I also think that Webby should be allowed to be a little cosmically horrifying as a treat (watching her casually fucking evaporate Willabella was so unnerving and cool, I would love more of that.) She lets herself be soft and gentle for Hannah's benefit, don't want to scare a little kid after all, but she exists far beyond those... Limitations.

4. Ok this one is highly inspired by a series of drawings by @samglyph , the concept of Ghost Ruth and Richie took my brain captive. So go show them some love!!!!!

families with,,, varying levels of functionality

just the kids

the cool girl and the geek and their happy ending

The Chasity's as werewolves! Except for Kare, who loves her beast husband! He's a very gentle while in his wolf form, while Grace is a little menace. She's like 3 years old as a puppy.

some more edits of longer hair max as requested by @theguywholikedmusicals42!

Fuck it *infects your nerdy prudes*

not mk related but vaas is kinda cute (i need him so bad and im tired of pretending i dont bro please please mean pirate save me youre so cool

NPMD au where everything is the same but Richie is killed by the duolingo owl and everyone just assumes it's Max

you can have them back when you learn to fucking respect them as the funky lil neutral guys they are

Werewolf Bailey!

josé and his lieutenants for far cry ask