I STG IF YOU FUCKING ATE THAT EGG

I STG IF YOU FUCKING ATE THAT EGG

@sleepdeprivedcracker is a heathen who needs therapy. If ya know ye know

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STOP PUTTING THINGS IN YOUR BODY THAT DON’T BELONG THERE!!!

@sleepdeprivedcracker is a heathen who needs therapy. If ya know ye know

maybe 40 (Almost Kiss) with either 6 (Bookshop AU) or 10 (Airport/Airplane AU), whichever you’d like more, with a ship of your choice from the fanfiction mashup list if you’d like ofc! (I’ll send another ask w the emoji ones ^^)

Checkate and Kateva with almost kiss and bookshop au! here ya go, only... several months late. Sorry? just a note before I begin, this is set a bit after the sleepover, except in a very canon divergent way. Chess and Farrah live, and Kate and Chess are dating. Chess and Eva won't be together, but they both know and are fine with Kate dating both of them!

Kate had been going to this bookstore for three weeks now, and they still hadn't figured out how to properly talk to the girl at the register, let alone flirt.

They'd been crushing quite hard on her for almost a month now, enough that they could barely stutter through the routine conversation of buying books without getting completely tongue-tied. It was just- well, she was so pretty, and she seemed so smart and she was always so nice and Kate was contemplating writing poetry about her. Poetry. So, in short, Kate was fucked.

Heaving a sigh, they flopped onto Chess's bed, tossing the three new books they were holding beside them. Chess closed the door, setting her backpack on her desk before turning towards them again. "Was Eva working again today? I swear, I've never seen you come out of a bookstore blushing that hard. You looked sunburnt, Kate, sunburnt."

Kate brought her hands up to her face, covering it almost fully. "Am I really that obvious? I don't just want to be that blushing, awkward lesbian that can't even string two words together around her."

Chess laughed, pulling their hands down. "Well, I would tell you to talk to her, but I think you probably would've already. What if you wrote her a note? Here, I'll start it."

She rustled around in the drawer of her bedside table for a moment before pulling out a notebook and a pen. Sticking her tongue out between her teeth in a way that was honestly unfairly cute when Kate was trying to deal with a new crush, she scribbled for a moment before beginning to read her message out loud. "Dear Eva. Hello! I'm Chess. This note is mostly to tell you that my partner, Kate, has an enormous crush on you. You might know them by now, they're the brunette who turns bright red whenever they try to talk to you. If you'd be interested in going out with them, check yes in the box below. Farewell (Maybe just for now?), Chess."

She looked up to find that Kate looked possibly more red than they had when they came out of the bookshop that afternoon. "I CAN'T GIVE HER THAT! IT READS LIKE A FORMAL EMAIL!" they squeaked, their attempt at a glare fully undermined by their blush.

~~

Kate stood in the bookstore again, staring intently at their feet as Eva read. They managed to fight the urge to look up as they heard a pen being uncapped and then the scratch of someone writing. Blushing, they accepted the paper from Eva, who, now that they looked, seemed to be about as red as they felt. Kate looked down at the paper in their hand, skimming over the note Chess had written for them before they got to the most important part. There, written on the paper in green sparkly ink, was a checkmark. Smack dab in the middle of the yes box.

Kate looked up, a hesitant smile on their face. "You maybe like me back?"

Eva nodded, coming out from around the counter. "I definitely like you back. Would it be ok if I kissed you?"

Kate's face broke into a full grin as they beckoned Eva closer to them. "That would be very ok with me"

They had just leaned in, lips about to brush, when a triumphant whoop startled them.

"Kate! I knew my note would work! I'm like, a note writing genius! I've gotten you two kisses, just through notes! Well, maybe just one. It'll be two once I leave the two of you be. I'll be outside!"

Kate took a tiny step forward, making up for the way they'd jumped at the sudden exclamation. "That's Chess. Who wrote the note. You know that."

Eva leaned in again, close enough that their noses brushed. "I'll be sure to thank her. Is it still alright for me to kiss you?"

Kate nodded gently, making sure that they didn't slam their head into Eva's, before closing the gap entirely.

Am i the only one who changes fandoms every .5 seconds because i either get tired of it too quickly

(how does one pace an obsession-)

or get obsessed with something else-

It's gay month my dudes what's up