Im Glad That Mrs. Greene Doesnt Have A Lot Of Lines In The Soundtrack, Because Every Time That Woman

I’m glad that Mrs. Greene doesn’t have a lot of lines in the soundtrack, because every time that woman opens her mouth, I want her to close it again if only to stem the constant stream of ignorance and bigotry.

Just a disclaimer: I have nothing against Courtenay Collins, I think she’s a wonderful actress and I applaud her for being able to portray a character that I can loathe so deeply while also being an awesome person.

This is just a friendly piece of advice for anyone preparing to enter a new relationship:

Before you start dating someone, check to see if they put the milk first in their cereal

Don’t follow my example, be smart

@sleepdeprivedcracker

I felt this

no punchline. bug

Noooooooo I don’t like seafood

That moment when you have to convince your girlfriend to not boil themself while taking a bath:

@sleepdeprivedcracker

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

But I’m right about this

This is just a friendly piece of advice for anyone preparing to enter a new relationship:

Before you start dating someone, check to see if they put the milk first in their cereal

Don’t follow my example, be smart

@sleepdeprivedcracker