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Short name: The Trusty Radio dish

"gee I wonder how I will transfer this information reliably across long distances"

the trustworthy telecommunications dish:

You probably didn't close all your tabs before you shut down, so it didn't do the sweep properly

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

@littleguysdaily bridge cat

Bro is not nefarious, he's just grompy

me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin

the nefarious anglerfish:

Get littleguysdaily on this!!!

Actually a powerhouse but it's always in trick room and all moves flinch unless it's paired with fidough or some shit

Cheetah pokemon that’s too anxious to fight unless it’s paired with a dog pokemon.

Now make him stand.

me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin

the nefarious anglerfish:

Ok ok what if. And hear me out. Giant bench.

Pharmacist W

A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

Jesus fucking Christ what the hell was he on

TIL anyone who's going to overwinter in Antarctica has to have had their appendix out. Because removing an appendix that's not causing any trouble just as a precaution is way better than having one that's about to burst when you're on the ass-end of the planet with no way to be rushed to a hospital if shit gets real.

I want an ACTUAL mug. But for that I need a metaphorical good mug. :(

When I grow up I wanna be upper middle class.

Honestly I like the first piece more. Also I would buy them thank you very much.

Love this! Her pieces are dope af. 

That's what everyone here does. You'll fit right in.

Banned from Twitter, I have no choice but to deluge tumblr with my horrible takes

So, unsurprisingly, I am the only trans woman at my workplace. Now, that means I get to set the understanding a lot of my coworkers have for what trans people are, as I'm probably the only trans person they'll ever meet on such an intimate level and that is absolutely power in the wrong hands.

Now, I'm a busy girl. I've got a lot of friends and always have some event going on. I've started convincing my coworkers this isn't a me thing, it's a trans thing. Whenever someone asks why I'm always getting invited to parties or hosting brunches, or joining soccer teams I just say, "Oh it's a trans thing," and most of them have started just accepted it. Slowly convincing people that trans girl culture is just chilling all the time and it kicks ass.

This is gonna become the battery acid pasta but uh DO NOT turn on the sound

Do not turn on the sound

From sea level? Or the actual ground.

At the end of character creation, have every player roll a d100 for “plot reasons”. When the game begins, reveal that the result is how many miles in the air the characters start the campaign at.

Every bard ever

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

Double rail drift. What do you mean there's no trolly.

Can't let them win, go bowling next time a major event happens.

I'll just do the side quests instead

Almost no one ate tide pods and the people who did were mostly adults that didn't realize that it was joke that you weren't actually supposed to do

Wonder why there was such a big fuss about it then