I Need All Of My Friends Parents To Be Better

I need all of my friends parents to be better

Like can I convince my parents to adopt you??? I know they don't want more children but STILL

Wdym your parents hurt you? CAN I HURT THEM?

Wdym your parents are verbally abusive? CAN I SHOW THEM TO A BUNCH OF MIDDLE SCHOOL BULLIES OR SOMETHING???

Hate your guy's parents istg

Yummy

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

Mass murder, assault of an officer, resisting arrest, vandalism, squatting (illegal in Japan), arson, battery, unlicenced use of a firearm, vigilantism, breaking and entering, theft, underage drinking, identity theft, etc etc

My OC is kinda silly :3

SILLY OC LORE CHALLENGE!!!

If your favorite oc got arrested, what would they be getting arrested for? Reblog with the answer! Add as many or as little as you want! :3 I wanna know more about your OCS!!! I’ll go first!

Promni: It would be hard for her to get arrested since she’s a creator but if she did it would be aggravated assault she’s not mentally stable at all and sometimes she just snaps.

Galactic: Theft for sure, she’s stealing Beanie Boos. Also a creator but she’s way too obvious about what she does. If she’s caught she will cry.

Devon: Mass murder. No more context for his lore unless asked.

Prometheus: Murder, he accidentally kills people more often than he realizes. Malfunctioning powers are quite dangerous after all!

Winston: Tax fraud, he’s rich what did you expect.

@luckystarluminary @mythically15 @nightfox67 join :3 others please join too I must know about your OCS.

hold my hand mutuals we’re going to ignore anything that makes us feel bad together :]