All Of These Are True In My BCG Au:

All of these are true in my BCG au:

Gloria cries for a solid 30 minutes every time she wakes up. She has actually changed her sleep schedule to allow this because it's the only way she can cope

Tilly has a giant platform on most social media sites dedicated to doxxing Chip. She waits for him to get settled into his new house every time before posting his new address. Almost everyone in Big City other than Bill is following her. She somehow hasn't been banned on anything.

Gramma is banned in most states (war crimes)

Bill has kissed multiple men.

Cricket should've gone to jail multiple times but only got out because he pretended to be 5 years old so nobody believed it was him.

EDIT TO THE MARCY WU STREAMER AU

I did 2 hours of research for this au and I'm pretty sure Marcy would be fully disabled in her legs and would need a wheelchair at all times

I edited the original post but I wanted the few people that are actually interested in this au to be updated

Also the good thing about the 2 hours of research is I may be losing my grasp on reality BUT I now know a lot about spinal injuries and amputations and eye removal :3

balls :3

Nuh uh

Me: *spends forever drawing and finally getting an actually decent looking drawing* 😋😄😁

Me: *drew it all on the wrong layer*

Thank you @clowdwatching and everyone who got me to 250 reblogs!

*clever statement*

Stan: you used to have a crush on THE TRIANGLE???

Ford: I WAS IN A BAD PLACE AND HE WAS NICE TO ME :,(

Stan: I've been in a bad place my entire life and I have yet to want to fuck a triangle, Stanford.

Ford: STOPPPP

My icon is a picture of my facial features edited into a strawberry. What would that even be????

Your icon is violently in love with you for 5 weeks how screwed are you