Urgh I Have More Excessive Energy Than Usual Somebody Kill Me

Urgh I have more excessive energy than usual somebody kill me

Thank you @clowdwatching and everyone who got me to 250 reblogs!

*clever statement*

Stan: you used to have a crush on THE TRIANGLE???

Ford: I WAS IN A BAD PLACE AND HE WAS NICE TO ME :,(

Stan: I've been in a bad place my entire life and I have yet to want to fuck a triangle, Stanford.

Ford: STOPPPP

reblog if you’re NOT tumblr famous, but you ARE tired and kinda gay

We have no more money until Friday so I actually can't get donuts :(

When the girl I'm babysitting's cat scratches me but my parents promise me donuts as emotional compensation: 💪💪💪😁😁😁😆😆😆😚😚😘😘😘🥰🥰🥰😍😍😄😋😜😜😸😸😸

Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this

Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓

They actually stormed the government capital because they couldn't afford a sandwich

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster