Belphegor Has A Great Number Of Loyal Wives From A Number Of Different Third World Countries.

Belphegor has a great number of loyal wives from a number of different third world countries.

However he does not actually attend the weddings or even keep in contact with his spouses due to over half of them demanding a child from him. He does let them visit during holidays when he has time though.

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“Hello дорогой*” Bucky smiled seeing (y/n) coming into the kitchen, still in her pajama and rubbing one of her eyes.

“Hmm?” She looked up and smiled, waving at him. “Hi there Bucky.”

“Ты выглядишь прекрасно*” She looked at him the same way as she always do when he was speaking Russian to her. He only smiled innocently.

“Yeah, whatever Buck. Do we have coffee? I can smell it, but I don’t see any.” He raised his cup full of the drink. She only groaned, coming further into the kitchen, ready to make herself the said drink. He looked at her with smile on his lips, seeing her standing on her toes to reach can with coffee, which he purposely put on the top shelve, only for her to try to reach it and give up, so she would ask him for help. She huffed with frown on her face and looked in his direction. He was pretending to read newspaper, like if he wasn’t observing her.

“Steve, a little help here?” He looked up in shock seeing his best friend coming into the kitchen and with smile on his face getting can for her. “Thank you Steve! I don’t know who is always putting it there.” Steve looked over his shoulder at Bucky, who hided behind his paper, his checks burning.

“I have no idea. Want some scrambled eggs and bacon?”

“Please.” She smiled at him, kissing his check. When Steve went to fridge to search for ingredients for their breakfast (y/n) put kettle on, making coffee for both of them. “Buck, can you give me sugar?” He looked at her instantly, getting up and giving her full sugar bowl. “Thank you.”

“без проблем малышка.*” She looked at him with raised brow before turning without another word, preparing drinks.

*

“You will have to finally tell her, you know?” Bucky blocked Steve’s punch, kicking him.

“What are you talking about?” He huffed when Steve throw him over his shoulder, straight to the ground.

“(y/n). You can’t keep putting coffee on the top shelve and speaking to her in Russian. She will finally find her someone, and you will get hurt.” He kicked Steve in the ankle, sending him to the ground too.

“I think it’s my business.”

“Well, you think wrong. Just ask her out. It will not kill you, you know? What happened with James Buchanan Barnes I knew? The one who was dating every pretty girl who catch his eye?”

“H.Y.D.R.A. got him.” Steve just rolled his eyes.

“Just ask her out Buck.” Blonde patted him on the shoulder and stood up, ready to leave the gym. “It’s better to try and get burned, than never trying and feel guilty because of this.” With that he left Winter Solider, sitting on the ground with racing thoughts.

*

“кукла.*” Bucky greeted (y/n) when she walked into the living room. All Avengers were already here, ready for their movie night. Natasha looked at him with raised eyebrows. Then she smiled deviously, pushing him off the couch, patting his spot for newly arrived (h/c) haired Avenger. Bucky looked at redhead as if he wanted to tear her head off. “отвали* Romanoff.” Female assassin showed him her middle finger, not paying him any further attention. He rolled his eyes and looked at screen. A nightmare on Elm Street playing.

*

He stood on the balcony next to (y/n), smiling at how stunning she looked in her baggy T-shirt and jeans, with her hair around her face.

They went out to the balcony after first movie. She for smoke, and him to ‘breath’ while watching her.

“я люблю тебя так сильно*”

“я тоже тебя люблю ты придурок*” He chocked on his own breath, hearing her words. She was looking ahead, with cigarette between her lips.

“What… did you just…?”

“я тоже тебя люблю.” She said again, looking at him with smile on her lips.

“You know Russian?” She rolled her eyes at his question.

“My mother was Russian. Of course I know it.”

“So all this time…?” He blushed madly.

“да*” She smiled, throwing her cigarette end out of the balcony and coming inside. “Next time ask me out instead of calling me pet names.” He stood there, still stunned by what he just learned. His blush only darkened when he heard Natasha laughing.

“дерьмо!*”

Дорогой (dorogoy) – darling

Ты выглядишь прекрасно (Ty vyglyadish’ prekrasno) – you look beautiful

без проблем малышка (bez problem malyshka) – no problem baby girl

кукла (kukla) – doll

отвали (otvali) – fuck off

я люблю тебя так сильно (ya lyublyu tebya tak sil'no) - I love you so much

я тоже тебя люблю ты придурок (ya tozhe tebya lyublyu ty pridurok) – I love you too you moron

да (da) – yes

дерьмо! (der'mo!) - shit!

Dino: *does finger guns at Hibari* ayyyy

Hibari: pull the fucking trigger you coward

How would vongola react if their s/o turned into a 5 year old? (Like how gokudera did with the broken ten year bazooka)

Tsuna would flip out, like oh god, oh god, what happened, how do I fix this? Is Reborn here? Please don’t let him be here or I’m screwed. But would settle down in a minute after remembering the effects aren’t permanent.  It would then dawn on him just how cute his s/o was and he would start blushing.

Gokudera would be angry because it no doubt threw a wrench in his plans, but would calm down, after kicking Lambo’s ass, if he was the one to blame.  He would tease his s/o on how small they are and probably get kicked.

Yamamoto would be the most chill with it, not bothering to stop what he was doing and continuing on just fine, knowing it wouldn’t last.  But he would definitely comment on how cute you looked or how small you were and would try to pick you up. 

Lambo was no doubt the one behind it all in some way, shape or form.  He would be the one to tease you the most with comments about how small you are and that he isn’t the youngest anymore.  Would most likely get hit with the bazooka by his s/o wanting justice.

Ryohei would probably tease you some, but would also freak out and make sure his sister doesn’t see since he is horrible at coming up with lies.  He would worry about accidentally hurting you a lot too, being extra careful with you until you were back to your old self.

Hibari would be annoyed.  This was not planned and not wanted.  Children were not his specialty, even if that child was his s/o.  He would just sit there for five minutes, waiting for the effect to wear off, confused as to what to do.  He might comment later on how cute you looked.

Chrome would love it.  She would pick you up and swing you around, telling you how cute you looked.  She would immediately correct herself, apologizing for doing that, not that you minded.  You would laugh at her behavior and tell her it was okay if she wanted to swing you around, just not to drop you.

Mukuro would tease you into oblivion.  It would be relentless.  How cute you looked.  How small you looked.  How much you have matured in the years since last looking like that.  How you were now pocket sized.  Anything and everything.  He would carry you in his arms and compare everything to you in size just for laughs.

Make more text post memes. Why? You gotta.  ✖‿✖

The reason why Hibari skips classes so much isn’t just because he doesn’t like crowds. He’s actually a genius, but thinks that intelligence isn’t important, and strength gets you everywhere in his world.

He disregarded his intelligence for massive strength. That’s why he’s never seen in classes, but is shown to be so knowledgeable in the future. 

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