Oohh Haven't Been Here For A While. . .time To Remedy That . May I Have Vongola's Reaction To Some Idiot

Oohh haven't been here for a while. . .time to remedy that 😈. May i have Vongola's reaction to some idiot calling their s/o 'a play thing to be thrown away when they get bored' or you know, that idiot saying to the s/o but w/in earshot of the guys?

I have wanted to do this for so long, but I have forcedmyself to wait…my time has come!!!

Tsuna:  Tsuna’s first reaction is to make sure thathis s/o doesn’t think this is true, because he suffered with self-consciousnessfor a long time and wants to wipe away any doubt that might suddenly spring upin his s/o’s mind.  He’ll have had one ofhis guardians take the other person to a different area where he can deal withthem later…  Goodbye any Vongola alliance…

Gokudera:  Because of what happened with his mother (andwhat he had thought happened for so long), Gokudera takes extra offense tothis.  He is not above making a scenewherever he is, and he will absolutely tear into the other person.  Therewill be no chance for them to brush it off as a joke/didn’t really mean it, therewill be no forgiveness in their future.  He’ll make a huge deal about it. If it’s a guy, he will punch him. If it’s a girl, he probably won’t physically fight her, but he’ll dosomething…like spread the word that the Vongola want nothing to do with her andwhatever happens, happens.  

Yamamoto:  Yamamoto just gets this scary  smile on his face and is like “Excuse me, Imust have misheard you because I know that you didn’t just say that to my s/o.  Did you?” And as they stutter out a no, he’ll be like “Of course you didn’t.  Because if you did…well, I would be forced torespond to that and neither of us wants that…” And he just keeps this ultra-polite smile and the whole “natural bornassassin” aura is coming out strong…and the person probably wets their pants,and it’s awkward for them and then Yamamoto just takes his s/o away from themand is perfectly pleasant self.  

Ryohei:  Ryohei is incredibly shocked that someonewould say that to his s/o.  Like just befrozen there for a second or so because WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY SOMETHING LIKETHAT????  WHO THINKS LIKE THAT???  And then, he’s pissed off and he makes surethe other person knows, (he’s also not above using a fast right-hook to the jawto punctuate his point…)

Lambo:  Lambo is deeply insulted on his s/o’s behalf andwill walk up to the person and be like “I think you should apologize.”  And they will, because there will be thisreally dangerous spark in his eyes that suggests severe repercussions.  He’ll then take his s/o away and will offerthem candy and make sure that they know he doesn’t feel that way.  

Hibari:  Do you want to know who’s dead?  Whoever said that to Hibari’s s/o is, that’swho…  Literally, they won’t have a chanceto apologize before Hibari’s “biting them to death.”  It doesn’t matter the sex of the person,whoever said that to someone that Hibari has chosen to be in his life, doesn’tget any mercy.  Kusakabe will be calledto take out the trash and Hibari will go back to watching out for his s/o fromthe shadows…because he doesn’t like going out in public anyway, and this isexactly why….

Mukuro:  Oh boy, the person doesn’t even have a chanceto regret saying anything.  He will begiven them a thorough verbal beat down in seconds.  He has no compunction about using hisillusions to mess with their mind. Literally, they won’t even know what’s happening, they’ll say it andnext thing they know, they’ve got full on mind assault.  

((I decided that I would post the death aspect of this request in a separate post just because I thought it would be too much and the formatting would be awkward!))

Tsunayoshi Sawada -

Tsunayoshi would get married around in his late twenties to early thirties. He would have a hard time finding a partner that he would want to marry and one that would want to marry him back. Plus, he would be very worried about them getting involved in his mafia familiga. 

To be honest, he would end up having kids a year or two after he gets married. He is unprepared for it, but very excited and anxious to be a father. In the end he ends up having at least two.

I see him having a more traditional Japanese wedding. It would probably be a huge ceremony that includes other/rival mafia bosses as a sign of good faith. He’d rather it be very small with only his friends and mother attending (along with whoever his betrothed wanted to attend), but he never gets what he wants.

Hayato Gokudera -

Hayato would probably get married in his early twenties, somewhere around 21 or 22, and it would probably be in the heat of the moment. He would catch his s/o off guard with the proposal, but in the end they would go through with it.

He’d end up having more kids than he expected, to be honest. I see him maybe wanting one or two at the most but he probably ends up with three, maybe even four; To say he is unprepared is an understatement.  

He’s very impulsive when it comes to the wedding and would end up just eloping with whoever it was that he was going to get married to. He’s literally “Fuck it, let’s get hitched.” kinda guy just because it seems to much easier than setting up a real wedding. He’d hold a party whenever he and his s/o came back from their honeymoon though.

Takeshi Yamamoto -

Takeshi would end up getting married around his late twenties to early thirties; I personally believe that he would want to be with his s/o for a very long time before proposing, just to be sure they were the right one for him. To be honest, he and his s/o were probably close to their sixth or seventh year anniversary of being together when he proposed to them. 

I think not long after his marriage would he have a child. I think he would be more than happy to have a kid, so maybe two years after being married he’d talk about wanting to have a kid or they would end up trying for a kid around that time.

Takeshi would want a minimum of two children, but I can see him wanting at the most four. I just think he’d really love children and would want to have a sizable family to take care of and love.

Takeshi would end up having a fairly traditional Japanese wedding. If his s/o is more use to the western styled weddings then I can see them compromising and trying to get the two wedding ideas to work together. I think it would be a sizable wedding with his family and friends and his s/o’s family and friends.

Ryohei Sasagawa -

Ryohei would end up getting married around his early thirties just because I think it would be hard for him to find someone that can keep up with him. He is very into exercising and I feel that even after he found someone he liked, it would take him a while to plan the proposal out (in the end he just ends up yelling “Will you marry me?” at them).

To be totally honest, I can see him already having a kid with his s/o, so I’d say around 30 he’d have a child and then a year after he would ask his partner to marry him. I think that he’d have at least one child, but at the most three.

Ryohei would probably have a private western wedding- at the request of his s/o because tbh this man would invite strangers just to be like “THIS IS WHO I’M MARRYING, THEY ARE GREAT RIGHT?”. I think he would realize a small wedding is more appealing for everyone and I don’t think he’d invite a lot of people besides his friends, family and whoever his s/o wanted. I think he’d have it in his backyard or something, tbh, but it would be fancy so it’s not like they are in casual clothing or anything.

Lambo -

Lambo would get married early on, I think, somewhere around his early to mid twenties. I think he would be like Hayato in a way, a bit impatient and impulsive when it comes to his s/o and wanting to be with them forever.

Lambo would probably start talking about children in his mid to late twenties (depending on how old he was when he got married), so maybe four years or so after he got married he’d bring up children.

It’s hard to me to see him with children, just because I think of him as a child, but I’d say he’d have at least one. Two, for me, is pushing it because it’s just so hard to see but I do think he’d be a good dad. 

Lambo would have a western wedding, I think. He’d invite everyone from the Vongola along with Nana because she is like his mom tbh (also basically anyone from his childhood) plus his s/o’s family/friends would be there so it’d be a sizable wedding; Not too big, but definitely not small either.

Mukuro Rokudo -

I think Mukuro would take forever to get married. He would get married probably in his mid to late thirties and he would already have a child at that point. The marriage would partly a formality and partly be because of love as anyone who could keep up with him is amazing.

I think he would only have one child as his own flesh and blood, any other children would be adopted just because he’d want to help the children out. At the most, I think he would have two children (one of blood and one that is adopted and like blood).

His marriage would be very private, and he’d probably try to convince his s/o that they should just get registered instead of having a ceremony. I think that in the end, he’d hold a small ceremony with his friends and maybe a few of his s/o’s as witnesses.

Chrome Dokuro -

Chrome would probably wait for her s/o to propose to her. I think that she’d get married around her mid twenties as long as she had been dating her s/o for at least five years beforehand. She’d start dropping hints about wanting to be married after their five year anniversary though.

If she got married in her mid twenties, Chrome would probably want children around her early thirties. She’d think about the idea of adopting and such much sooner, but I don’t think she would be prepared to have any for a while.

I think Chrome would want at least two children but I think she and her s/o would have four. I imagine a lot of them are runaways or children they adopted too because she’d want to help them. She’d also be a fantastic mother, maybe a bit nervous around babies and children but as soon as they were above the age of ten I think she’d really be great.

Chrome would want a smallish western styled wedding. She’d probably invite some of the Kokuyo Gang, some of the Vongola, Haru, Kyoko, Bianchi and I-pin and then whoever her s/o would want to invite.

Kyoya Hibari -

Kyoya would probably get married around his early to mid thirties just because his s/o would want it. To him, it’s more of a formality and something he feels he should do for his child just so they would have a more stable life.

I think that he would only want one child and it would be around his late twenties when they were born. 

He would probably push for his s/o and him to just register at court and not have a whole big ceremony, however he would hold a small party/dinner after they got registered for his s/o. His s/o would be the one in charge of the party and they would invite their friends and family as well as some of the Vongola for Kyoya. In the end, the small party he wanted became rather large and he would just be force to deal with it.

((Admin Xanxus loves Mermaids and is kinda the reader in this situation like come on, the ocean is super fucking deep and your telling me mermaids don’t exist? NAH, THEY COULD. YOU JUST DON’T KNOW. Also I can totally agree that aliens could exist- we just don’t know.))

           Hayato had the hugest crush on one of his classmates which just so happened to be you. He found you to be extremely sweet and caring, plus you were very attractive. However, he had no clue what you enjoyed. He honestly didn’t even know if you knew he existed, not that it mattered to him because as long as he was able to see you each day he was okay with being invisible, but he would have liked to know your interests.           Today seemed to be his lucky day as he just so happened to overhear you talking with your friends between classes. You were speaking softly to them in the beginning but eventually your tone grew louder and became more excited as time went on. “Look, we don’t know if mermaids exist or not, but the ocean is super big! I’m just saying that there could be the possibility of them existing.” You said happily as your friend rolled their eyes with a giggle.           Hayato couldn’t believe his ears, blinking rapidly as if this was an illusion because there was no way someone like yourself would also be super into the supernatural. However, he did not turn to look at you, continuing to stare at the blackboard in front of him rather than look behind to see you. He didn’t want to show that he was actually listening in on your conversation.           “There they go again.” One of your friends had said while shaking their head as the other one laughed. You couldn’t help but smile at them as they picked on you. You supported their teasing because you knew that you could become very obsessed when it came to the supernatural.           “I’m just saying!” You said with a laugh, “The lost city of Atlantis could be at the bottom of the ocean and we wouldn’t know because it’s too deep! Well, in certain places, but you know what I mean.” You continued, giving them a big grin as they both just shook their heads.           Sadly, your conversation had to end there as your friends had to get back to their classes as the bell would ring in only a few moments to signal the start of another class. You said your farewells before taking your seat behind Hayato.           “I, um, couldn’t help but overhear your conversation.” Hayato spoke, deciding that now was as good a time as any to talk to you. He turned so that he was sitting sideways in his seat, turning his head so that he could look at you. He knew that you liked mermaids, which was pretty darn cool, so now at least he had something to discuss with you.           You had laughed, “I suppose you think I’m a little weird, right?” You asked while trying to remember his name. You weren’t always the best with remembering names, but you had a feeling you would be able to recall his.           “Actually, I think it’s a pretty valid point. I mean we don’t know a whole lot about our deep oceans nor do we know a whole lot about what’s in space. Mermaids and aliens could be very real, we just haven’t discovered them yet.” He spoke, trying not to speak too rapidly as he could get too excited about topics such as these and just speed through sentences.           You were surprised, but very intrigued by him. “I fully agree with you! We may not have proof they exist, but we do not have proof that they don’t exist!” You spoke with some glee over being able to speak such opinions without a laugh or an eye roll. While you loved your friends, you wished you had someone to geek out about this stuff with. “I’m (Name).” You said with a smile, introducing yourself in hopes he would do the same.           “I’m Hayato Gokudera.” Hayato said with a shy smile while his heart sped up. He had a feeling that this was the start of something very special.

Their s/o's idiot ex has come back and are trying to woo them to the point they're getting forceful and handsy. What would Tsuna, Xanxus, Yamamoto and Dino do?

Tsuna:

- He would get straight to the point, grabbing theoffender’s incriminating hand in a harsh grip, growling, “They said ‘no’. Back.Off.”

- If the ex tries to put on a brave face and start somethingwith the Don, chances are high that they’re probably going to get a broken handwhen all is said and done.

- The ex will apologize, one way or another. And to Tsuna’ssatisfaction, not just the S/O’s, who would probably ‘let them off easy’according to him.

- When S/O isn’t present, Tsuna would likely threaten andintimidate the hell out of the ex, letting it be made absolutely clear thatbehavior like that is not at all tolerated and that they best move out of thecountry. Quickly.

Xanxus:

burn them with wrath flames until there’s nothing but ashes

- In all seriousness, he would probably pull a gun on theex. Might fire a warning shot instead of actually shoot them. Not because hedoesn’t trust his aim, but because his S/O doesn’t need ‘the scum’s shittyblood’ sprayed all over them.

- He would actually shoot them in both hands if S/O is a bitpanicky around dead bodies instead of outright killing them. (“scum like youdon’t need those fucking disgusting mitts if your gonna paw on what’s mine) But prefers the more satisfyinghead shot, right through their filthy mouth that had been whispering lewdcomments and lies into his S/O’s ears.

- He doesn’t really bother threatening, more like bellowsprofanity and insults before skipping straight to the gun part.

Yamamoto:

- To be perfectly honest, his reaction is the scariest outof the other three. While they are more obviously menacing, there is just thisundercurrent of… something whenYamamoto happens upon the scene. His expression doesn’t change and neither doeshis body posture, but there’s this undercurrent of shitboiyoubetterbackoffrightnowifyouwannalivetoseetomorrow and youdidnotjusttouchmybaenotifyouwannakeepthosehands.

- Will casually twirl baseball bat or sword that he has onhand or perhaps lean on it. (“Haha, what a funny game you’re playing there.”Eyes glint with the color of the coldest iciest blue: the color of sharp steeland merciless waters. “Mind if I cut in?”)

- Ends up not having to actually do anything to the ex.Their imagination and Yamamoto’s intimidating aura and the freakishlyterrifying smile of his does the rest.

Dino:

sic his attack-turtleon them

- He’s actually angry enough where even if his men werenowhere nearby, he’d still be able to beat the ex senseless, no grace needed topunch them in the face and maybe break their nose.

- Might actually chase them off with that whip of his.Forget a gun, they aren’t even worth the bullet.

- Thing is, Dino’s not just satisfied with chasing off theex or giving them a permanent reminder that it’s generally a Bad Idea to dowhat they did (not to mention terribly rude), he’d be the vengeful type that willmake the repercussions of their action will haunt them years later, affectingnot just them but anyone the ex gets close to (because if that’s how they treathis S/O, who’s to say that they won’t do the same to others who don’t have aprotective boyfriend to help out? Best to discourage others from getting tooclose for their own good).

- The ex’s reputation will be ruinedpretty quickly. Any financial troubles or misdeeds done will be brought back tothe forefront. Debt collectors will likely be hounding them for quite a while,preventing them from imposing on other individuals who might be morevulnerable.

Thoughts on Mafia Bosses

So I always had this head-canon that Dino, Tsuna, Enma and Byakuran may act and seem friendly but at heart they are true mafia bosses. Like there is an untameable beast in them and slowly, as they fit into their roles as Dons, it unleashes. It’s like they are willing to do unthinkable, wrong things for the right reasons.

 I believe that the KHR!bosses are anti-heroes at heart. Slowly time in the Mafia changes them and they do enjoy the benefits (women, money, power) but they are there for their family and have very strong principles. 

 And tyl!Tsuna- well he’s the king of the underworld. He has a control over the worst monsters the world has to offer. And that’s only possible if he’s the deadliest monster of them all. 

 That’s what intrigues me about the mafia in general. The mafia is like a criminal organization with principles and that’s what makes it so sexy. 

 You know, when wicked has a good side?