Conversations With My Parents.

Conversations with my parents.

Mom: Greensboria. The East Coast's answer to Portland.

Me: The Greensborg. You will be assimilated.

Dad: (Shrugging) We are Hugh.

The next day:

(Mom hands me her kindle after having discussed knitting wombs for congressmen)

Me: What? Oh, you found the clitoris.

Mom: You should hear what happened to your dad in school today.

Click it. I want to memorize all of these and use as many of them as possible. Preferably next weekend.

A Collection of Rare and Obscure Words Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips. Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on. Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge. Apodyopis - The act of mentally...

SKY FULL OF BUTTS

clouds are so cool

have i ever told you guys how much i like clouds

because i really do like them

look at these puffy big clouds. they are so cool

these clouds are all stringy and also pretty

whoa there buddy, what the fuck

notes found in the girls bathroom on my campus

your superpower would be incredibly useful for when I get in trouble. Would you like to be my sidekick? And if not, are *you* accepting sidekick applications?

Between you and syd, I'm going to have to bail you folks out a lot. Let's just be a super team. But would we be heroes or villains?

President Obama talking to the National Robotics Engineering Center at Carnegie Mellon. (via juliasegal)

This man. Don’t ever change.

(via justanotherwannabeclassic)

I was helping 5th graders build robots today (or they helped me more like :P) this quote is appropriate.

(via lisavilisa)

... Do any of my robotics peeps even follow me? Regardless, this is wonderful.

One of my responsibilities as Commander in Chief is to keep an eye on robots. And I’m pleased to report that the robots you manufacture here seem peaceful. At least for now.