I Was In A Battle And Idk What Exactly Caused It But I Was Trying To Get Astarion To Help My Character

I was in a battle and idk what exactly caused it but I was trying to get astarion to help my character and mfer goes

“Help yourself damnit”

I was laughing my ass off for so long.

I was talking about the emperor.

This one.

Whenever I get halsin asking to sleep together and I’m romancing shadowheart or astarion I can only think of the cloudy with a chance of meat ball meme

You know like the SAM SAM SAM SAM

I was talking about a bat that got into my place of work. This is my friends reply

Told someone else about my corpse chest. They asked if I’ve seen my therapist.

That was not my question. I wanted to know if you wanted to see it.

But to answer your question, no I have not.

I think the solution to love triangles is polyamory