"how Can You Multiship?" Well You See Honey, When Two People Love Each Other Very Much And Neither Of

"how can you multiship?" well you see honey, when two people love each other very much and neither of them is real...

Lol I have so much stuff to do today but somehow I found myself watching The Mystic Nine Qing Shan Hai Tang for no other reason than to see ZZJ 😍😍😍I have absolutely no context for the series on which it's based or what's going on at all 😊 all that matters is 1) zzj pretty 😍😍 2) there's a cat ❤️

unfortunately the English language went off for having the phrase "well well well what do we have here"

Me, in tears, halfway through writing a 300 word essay: I can’t do this anymore

Person on A03 who’s writing for fun:

me: i watched the mystic nine for the plot

the plot:

Athur: Has anyone seen Merlin?

Lancelot, fully aware Merlin is doing magic stuff trying to save Camelot: He’s at the tavern

Arthur: I just came from the tavern Gwaine said he just left to find Gaius

Lancelot: Gaius is at the other tavern

Arthur: there’s another tavern??

Lancelot: at the next village there is

Arthur: and Merlin went there

Lancelot: yes

Arthur: Because Gaius is there

Lancelot: yes

*later at the next villages tavern*

Arthur: has anyone seen Merlin?

Merlin, slightly out of breath: hi

Arthur: where’s Gaius?

Merlin: You just missed him

Arthur:

Arthur: is this a physician thing? disappearing right before i come in?

Merlin: *shrugs*

Arthur: ok fine come on we’re going back.

Merlin: ah ok i’ll be right out

*Arthur goes out to get his horse*

Merlin, to Gwaine and Lancelot hiding under the table: thanks

Gwaine: how did you two manage to not get caught this long

Lancelot: Merlin told everyone once, they didn’t believe him