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5sos lyrics that fuck me up

“go ahead, rip my heart out, that’s what love’s all about”

“he wears the perfect disguise, that keeps them on their feet”

“memories are pay-per-view, it costs too much to think of you”

“love me like you did, I’ll give you anything”

“who am I when I don’t know myself?”

“just a ghost in the halls, feeling empty, they’re vacant now”

“this is broken love, in the first degree”

“the blood in my veins, is made up of mistakes”

“living dreams in fluorescent lights, while you and I are running out of time”

“maybe your reflection shows you screaming out for help”

“save me from who I’m supposed to be”

“I’m sat in silence living in a world of noise”

“all the crossed wires, just making us tired, is it too late to bring us back to life?”

scoosh

scottish people twitter…

5sos things for sad days

- this video of them having a selfie war

- ITS A COW LUKE

- the best lost member of 5sos

- 5 seconds with 5sos

- they’re surprising more fans and I AM SCREAMING

- spin the bottle 

- ‘i would not like to kiss a kiwi fruit’

- watch them dance and cringe with me

- they’re eating english food and…it’s going horribly 

- yikes and now they’re eating swedish food 

- chocolate milk party remix

- remember when they tried doing makeup

- ‘skip. sKIP WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!’

- a slightly blurry version of the full 5sos movie

- the best reaction to fetus 5sos ever

- #whyiscalumalwaysnaked

- mall boy!

- fetus muke singing baby

- fetus calum vs. the big bad buzzers of death

- the buzzers of death are back and are out to get ashton

- remember the twitcam where calum ate almonds

- the bathtub twitcam

- shazamahang 2.0

- the weirdest thing ashton has ever gotten

- she’s kinda hot on tiny instruments

- the new broken scene concert

- undercover old people at target

- trying to sing cantonese songs and winning failing

- playing japanese games

- KING OF PERISCOPE

- interviewing the star wars cast

- when they toured with hot chelle rae rip me

- question pong

- ‘does it look like i can twerk i’m a small blond boy’

- ask us anything chat (bonus its 24 minutes long)

- the twitcam where ashton spanks calum lol

- michael and ashton are a blessing on snapchat 

- ASHTON DANCING IN A SNAPBACK

- disconnected at rowyso mansfield

- gawd its so addicting

- kitten adventures 

- uncut version of 5sos

- 5sos strip on capital fm (honestly…idek but enjoy)

- hearts upon our sleeves aka one of my favorites ever

- puubERrttYYYYYY

- SOMEONES RINGING OUR DOORBELL

- noah fence but 5sos singing the a team at their 1st london meet up 

- douchiest vid ever

- stacy’s mom 

- fetus 5sos are giving out love advice

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Summary of All Time Low's music videos

Backseat Serenade: What the fuck is with the animal costumes

I Feel Like Dancing: What the fuck why are they dressed as Katy Perry

Something's Gotta Give: What the fuck why are there zombies

Weightless: What the fuck how did they get Pete and Mark in this

Coffee Shop Soundtrack: What the fuck does this even remotely have to do with Alex fucking an older woman?

Damned If I do Ya: What the fuck why did they make the video about Alex fucking his 'teacher'

Merry Christmas Kiss My Ass: What the fuck is with the puppet

Poppin' Champagne: What the fuck is with EVERYTHING

Time Bomb: What the fuck this is normal

Missing You: What the fuck I'm CRYING

this is so funny

he was trying to sing along :-(

Reposted I accident deleted // use headphones 

oh my god

so i kinda made this a while ago and i’m sorry

REMEMBER HEADPHONES

fetus 5sos are my favourite ever

Creds to [x] for making this :) This deserves more loops tbh

So this time I decided to do one of Calum Hood. If you like these, please follow so you can see more! If there’s anyone specific you’d like to see, please leave a request and I’ll get to it as soon as possible.

Okay, so I know I said I’d post it the other one turned out to be popular, but I got bored and did another. I’m gonna start posting these regularly, so if there’s any that you’d like to see, REQUEST THEM! I ain’t got no life, so I’ve got ALOT of free time.

So I decided to start doing punk edits...

If you guys like it, I’ll start doing more!

p.s please don’t steal this cuz that’s like... mean...

the turkey swiss on rye incident

I have no words.

The Men of Tumblr

i’m all for ghosts who are nervous about their first haunting but i’m also all for ghosts on their millionth haunting who are just showing up for the paycheck at this point

hobbies masterpost!

a really excellent way to reduce anxiety is to pick up a new hobby. find something you’re interested in, learn it, then use it as a healthy and productive way to cope.

learn to play guitar

learn how to make interactive stories with the free program Twine

learn how to make pixel art

learn another language

learn how to build a ship in a bottle

learn how to develop your own film

learn how to embroider

learn how to make chiptunes (8-bit music)

learn how to make origami (the art of paper folding)

learn how to make tumblr themes

learn how to make jewelry 

learn how to make candy

learn how to make terrariums

learn how to make your own perfume

learn how to make your own tea

learn how to build birdhouses

learn how to read tarot cards

learn how to make zines

learn how to code

learn how to whittle (wood carving)

learn how to make candles

learn how to make clay figurines

learn how to knit scarves

learn how to become an amateur astronomer

learn some yoyo tricks

learn how to start a collection

learn how to start body building

learn how to edit wikipedia articles

learn how to decorate iphone cases

learn how to do freelance writing

learn how to make your own cards and

learn how to make your own envelopes

learn how to play the ukulele 

learn how to make gifs

learn how to play chess

learn how to juggle

learn how to guerrilla garden

learn how to chart your family history

learn how to keep chickens

learn how to do yoga

learn how to do magic

learn how to raise and breed butterflies

learn how to play dungeons & dragons

learn how to skateboard

learn how to do parkour

learn how to surf

learn how to arrange flowers

learn how to make stuffed animals