Everyone Always Say "well You Can Shift To Be Whatever You Want" Well What Happens When I Shift To Become

Everyone always say "well you can shift to be whatever you want" well what happens when I shift to become a pair of baggy jeans

Is it ok to shift for different experiences because like I always see people saying like they don't have a good time in this reality and they don't like this reality (I don't like too much as well) but I want to shift because I thought it to be fun but like I think I should maybe do it for like a important reason or something???

Soo does this count as a mini-shift?

(one of the story's from my notes app)

So basically I just woke up but like earlier I thought I was up because like in my dream someone crashed and I was like omg (me and someone else crashed into each other and spun into someone's yard) and like we was like talking to each other like "are you ok" and she was like "yeah" and then after that i kinda was standing there for a lil bit (idk what happened like I was watching the people from my car and their car talking to each other making sure everyone was ok) and I was like wait what is happening I think this is where I realized I was dreaming because my fingers looked weird and I was like oh shii im dreaming and I was like trying to stay calm so then I was like really scared I was going to wake up no actually what happened was someone was telling me to get off the mans yard because it's his front yard and I was like bro we just got in a crash and your worried about his front yard but basically after that I was going up to his front porch (I think I was gone ask him sum or maybe talk to him cause he had like a clear screen door thing and was looking outside at me) and I was like trying not to wake up I just kept telling myself do what the videos told you so I was like grounding myself I think like touching a pole (his porch had a pole), the grass but then my eyes was closed for a while so I was like damn but then when it opened I was still in the lot (I was in a lot that had like stores or something) so I just laid there so after I opened my eyes I was like omg ts actually worked (grounding, well it kinda worked) bro I didn't want to move because like last time (other dream) it didn't work when I tried to make a portal and so I was just laying there and said something like right now a portal will appear in front of me and ts actually did I literally saw it form (I didn't close my eyes because I didn't want to wake up) but yeah it was like on the wall and I was like ok and I said sum again I was like this portal will take me to my enha DR and like I think I was tweakin but it had words on top of it and I just went in I was like no I need to go (also I think the spelling was wrong it said in r DR or sum) but like I just went in y'all it felt so weird I felt sum changing position like I was turning or in my bed or sum and I think I was in third person??? But I think I was in someone else's bed and I think she was like I don't wanna say white but I think I went to the wrong one (I'm black) so yeah I was about to see where I was but I woke up (actually I think I was tweakin cause I woke up and was like damn but when I got up it felt like I re-woke up or sum)

I'm just laughing at myself rn because like I think it feels like I'm waiting to shift💀💀💀💀 (I don't know what I'm waiting for) edit: I just realized it autocorrected to "eating to shift" I fixed it💀💀💀)

How it be after I kept calling shifters out because they def gone be bussin it down with their s/o after scripting all those scenarios but.....I do the same thing

When I see a post of food that look so cool and yummy but one of the hashtags say food 🌽

I thought we was vibing🤷🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️